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Title: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: IceFox on December 19, 2007, 03:02:12 pm
clue: she has a retarded show called Zoe 101
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Daniel on December 19, 2007, 03:33:09 pm
Lulz I know.

My brother told me yesterday. XD
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on December 19, 2007, 11:43:10 pm
I saw this morning on yahoo!

She's only 16 and she's twelve weeks along -.-;;
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: David on December 20, 2007, 01:36:00 am
this was yesterday.

OLD NEWS.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Dragon Of Grief on December 20, 2007, 08:30:14 am
Slut.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Spider-Boogie on December 20, 2007, 10:35:03 am
Wow, she was like, 16 1/2 when she got pregnant. And I thought Britney was the bigger problem. What a screwed up family.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: IceFox on December 20, 2007, 12:31:45 pm
this was yesterday.

OLD NEWS.
Posted yesterday.

You phailo.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SJP2.0 on December 20, 2007, 01:30:02 pm
No one has mentioned yet that it was also with 19 year old guy...which is illegal in some states...

I fell out of my chair laughing when I first heard about this, now I feel really bad for her. I mean yeah, she's on a crap teen show on Nick and her family is hilariously screwed up, but this isn't something you should really take lightly...

...but then when you think of the fact that she has her own show on Nick AND she's a slut it's funny again :P.

Yep I know I'm immature :)!
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Spider-Boogie on December 20, 2007, 04:26:01 pm
http://omg.yahoo.com/nick-mulling-post-spears-pregnancy-show/news/4983 (http://omg.yahoo.com/nick-mulling-post-spears-pregnancy-show/news/4983)

Sad that they might have to show that special. It's her own fault for not waiting until she was married. I would hate to be part of that family.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Dragon Of Grief on December 20, 2007, 04:29:36 pm
Or at least wait until you're with someone who you know you love and can trust... it is unfair to be forced to wait to have children until you're married. But at the same time getting pregnant with random guys is stupid.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: IceFox on December 20, 2007, 04:38:25 pm
Or at least wait until you're with someone who you know you love and can trust... it is unfair to be forced to wait to have children until you're married. But at the same time getting pregnant with random guys is stupid.

Well, it was not like it was planned.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on December 20, 2007, 05:04:29 pm
Or at least wait until you're with someone who you know you love and can trust... it is unfair to be forced to wait to have children until you're married. But at the same time getting pregnant with random guys is stupid.
This is the Spears family we're talking about.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: VulturEMaN on December 20, 2007, 06:44:05 pm
word
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Dragon Of Grief on December 20, 2007, 08:45:10 pm
This is the Spears family we're talking about.
I realize that, I was just addressing another point.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: cmonkey on December 21, 2007, 12:02:43 am
The sad part is that she's probably going to be a better mom than Britney is.  (it would be hard not to be :p)
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SpongebobSquarepants- on December 21, 2007, 01:52:20 am
is sheeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SpongebobSquarepants- on December 21, 2007, 01:52:44 am
wow, she is so young though..
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Dragon Of Grief on December 21, 2007, 12:03:24 pm
The sad part is that she's probably going to be a better mom than Britney is.  (it would be hard not to be :p)
Dude, if she could even slap one diaper a day on the thing she would be a better Mom than Brittney... a Feral WOLF could be a better Mom than Brittney... I could be a better Mom than Brittney!
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SJP2.0 on December 21, 2007, 05:47:53 pm
Another hilarious thing...

She claims that she wants to move back to Lousiana when it is born so that the baby can have a "normal upbringing..." away from Hollywood and all that...

Fact: Regardless of where you live, if your mom gave birth to you when she was 16, was a Nickelodeon child star and also Britney Spear's sister...your life isn't going to be very normal anyway.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Boxtwerker on December 21, 2007, 08:46:57 pm
Good stuff. That is so funny, but considering her family enviroment, not to surprising. Thanks for the information. It trully made my night.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SJP2.0 on December 23, 2007, 03:54:51 pm
My sister was watching Nick this morning and guess what commercial came on...

..."Zoey 101 TV Movie: Zoey Is Leaving..."

Wow, it's been less than a week and already their pulling her. Either that was just amazing timing or she told Nick in advance. Either way I lol'd when I saw that.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on December 23, 2007, 06:33:13 pm
My sister was watching Nick this morning and guess what commercial came on...

..."Zoey 101 TV Movie: Zoey Is Leaving..."

Wow, it's been less than a week and already their pulling her. Either that was just amazing timing or she told Nick in advance. Either way I lol'd when I saw that.
That's not a series ending movie. They've already finished filming season 4 (next season)
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: cmonkey on December 23, 2007, 11:40:09 pm
Yea, plus, its not even like the writers strike would effect the show.  They get monkeys to bang on typewriters for a few hours in exchange for a few bananas.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SJP2.0 on December 24, 2007, 05:22:57 am
My sister was watching Nick this morning and guess what commercial came on...

..."Zoey 101 TV Movie: Zoey Is Leaving..."

Wow, it's been less than a week and already their pulling her. Either that was just amazing timing or she told Nick in advance. Either way I lol'd when I saw that.
That's not a series ending movie. They've already finished filming season 4 (next season)

Damn, I was hoping that could have also meant one less crappy show on Nick...
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on December 24, 2007, 08:25:57 am
My sister was watching Nick this morning and guess what commercial came on...

..."Zoey 101 TV Movie: Zoey Is Leaving..."

Wow, it's been less than a week and already their pulling her. Either that was just amazing timing or she told Nick in advance. Either way I lol'd when I saw that.
That's not a series ending movie. They've already finished filming season 4 (next season)

Damn, I was hoping that could have also meant one less crappy show on Nick...
As much as I hate admitting it, it is the highest rated teen show on Nick. They won't cancel it.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Spider-Boogie on December 24, 2007, 09:37:38 am
My sister was watching Nick this morning and guess what commercial came on...

..."Zoey 101 TV Movie: Zoey Is Leaving..."

Wow, it's been less than a week and already their pulling her. Either that was just amazing timing or she told Nick in advance. Either way I lol'd when I saw that.
That's not a series ending movie. They've already finished filming season 4 (next season)

Damn, I was hoping that could have also meant one less crappy show on Nick...
As much as I hate admitting it, it is the highest rated teen show on Nick. They won't cancel it.

I haven't seen nearly enough of Zoey 101 to make an opinion, but it looks pretty retarded. But then again, so does Hannah Montana, and look how highly rated that is. Now I know why I don't watch much modern TV.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: VulturEMaN on December 24, 2007, 09:51:58 am
My sister was watching Nick this morning and guess what commercial came on...

..."Zoey 101 TV Movie: Zoey Is Leaving..."

Wow, it's been less than a week and already their pulling her. Either that was just amazing timing or she told Nick in advance. Either way I lol'd when I saw that.
That's not a series ending movie. They've already finished filming season 4 (next season)

Damn, I was hoping that could have also meant one less crappy show on Nick...
As much as I hate admitting it, it is the highest rated teen show on Nick. They won't cancel it.

I haven't seen nearly enough of Zoey 101 to make an opinion, but it looks pretty retarded. But then again, so does Hannah Montana, and look how highly rated that is. Now I know why I don't watch much modern TV.

word. its why i watch anime.

only truly good shows left are Law and Order and umm.....uhhh...thats it lol
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SJP2.0 on December 24, 2007, 12:57:52 pm
My sister was watching Nick this morning and guess what commercial came on...

..."Zoey 101 TV Movie: Zoey Is Leaving..."

Wow, it's been less than a week and already their pulling her. Either that was just amazing timing or she told Nick in advance. Either way I lol'd when I saw that.
That's not a series ending movie. They've already finished filming season 4 (next season)

Damn, I was hoping that could have also meant one less crappy show on Nick...
As much as I hate admitting it, it is the highest rated teen show on Nick. They won't cancel it.

I haven't seen nearly enough of Zoey 101 to make an opinion, but it looks pretty retarded. But then again, so does Hannah Montana, and look how highly rated that is. Now I know why I don't watch much modern TV.

That can be explained simply...todays kids like stupid things, which can be proven by just about every modern childrens show and all the music on mainstream pop radio well enough.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Scilla on December 25, 2007, 02:35:37 pm
I love Britney, I really do.

Her sister, eh, not so much. It sucks that this happened to her but its an opportunity to show  her fans, these other sixteen year old girls, that there ARE consequences to having sex (especially being underage.)
I'd rather her get pregnant than get AIDS, I'd rather her be pregnant then on drugs, then commiting DUI every other night. This is a way for her to teach teenagers a lesson. Hopefully she'll learn from it and clean up her act. Hell, take Nicole Richie - since she's been pregnant she's cleaned up quite a bit. Hopefully Jamie will do the same.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: IceFox on December 25, 2007, 02:59:19 pm
I love Britney, I really do.

Her sister, eh, not so much.
It sucks that this happened to her but its an opportunity to show  her fans, these other sixteen year old girls, that there ARE consequences to having sex (especially being underage.)
I'd rather her get pregnant than get AIDS, I'd rather her be pregnant then on drugs, then commiting DUI every other night. This is a way for her to teach teenagers a lesson. Hopefully she'll learn from it and clean up her act. Hell, take Nicole Richie - since she's been pregnant she's cleaned up quite a bit. Hopefully Jamie will do the same.

Sure you don't have that backwards?
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SJP2.0 on December 27, 2007, 09:36:39 am
I love Britney, I really do.

Her sister, eh, not so much. It sucks that this happened to her but its an opportunity to show  her fans, these other sixteen year old girls, that there ARE consequences to having sex (especially being underage.)
I'd rather her get pregnant than get AIDS, I'd rather her be pregnant then on drugs, then commiting DUI every other night. This is a way for her to teach teenagers a lesson. Hopefully she'll learn from it and clean up her act. Hell, take Nicole Richie - since she's been pregnant she's cleaned up quite a bit. Hopefully Jamie will do the same.

There is definitly some truth and good points in what your trying to say...but if that was really the way things were, then there would be no teenage girls on drugs and getting arrested for DUI right now.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Sponge-Bart on December 28, 2007, 04:36:52 pm
Her and the guy who knocked her up met through church. But that's not funny at all.



Heh heh heh heh heh.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SJP2.0 on December 29, 2007, 03:41:08 pm
Her and the guy who knocked her up met through church. But that's not funny at all.



Heh heh heh heh heh.

...I simply can't describe with words the way that made me feel when I read it...
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Scilla on December 29, 2007, 06:54:44 pm
I love Britney, I really do.

Her sister, eh, not so much.
It sucks that this happened to her but its an opportunity to show  her fans, these other sixteen year old girls, that there ARE consequences to having sex (especially being underage.)
I'd rather her get pregnant than get AIDS, I'd rather her be pregnant then on drugs, then commiting DUI every other night. This is a way for her to teach teenagers a lesson. Hopefully she'll learn from it and clean up her act. Hell, take Nicole Richie - since she's been pregnant she's cleaned up quite a bit. Hopefully Jamie will do the same.

Sure you don't have that backwards?

Nope :)
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Spider-Boogie on December 29, 2007, 08:46:32 pm
I don't really like either of them. Brit's an idiot who doesn't give a hoot about "her kids", and now Jamie Lynn getting pregnant...maybe Jamie thought it would be fun to have a kid like her big sis.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: ~NeonFire372~ on January 02, 2008, 07:19:06 am
She's Britney Spears' sister. What do you expect?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SJP2.0 on January 02, 2008, 03:45:16 pm
...maybe Jamie thought it would be fun to have a kid like her big sis.

You know thats actually exactly what I thought.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on January 02, 2008, 05:42:55 pm
She's Britney Spears' sister. What do you expect?  :rolleyes:
I expected her to be better than her sister but that turned out not to be true.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: TokkaLove on January 07, 2008, 05:58:14 pm
She's Britney Spears' sister. What do you expect?  :rolleyes:
I expected her to be better than her sister but that turned out not to be true.

Yeah...that's what I thought to...
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Dragon Of Grief on January 07, 2008, 08:37:04 pm
I figured she would turn out like her sister... predictable really.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: evol687 on January 11, 2008, 10:02:47 am
Silly and pathetic Superstars when will they grow up and relalize there is no such thing as a plastic bubble as a habitat where nothing can go wrong
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: spongey snail on February 06, 2008, 06:41:41 pm
What made me really upset is when they interviewed Hannah Montana, They asked her "What would you do if you were in the same situation as Jamie Lynn Spears?" She replied "I would probably go to San Antonio and blend in." San Antonio is my home town for most of you who dont know.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Band8PGeek on February 20, 2008, 11:42:12 pm
After reading everything to do with the Spears family, I have realised that everyone in that family is going nuts due to fame forced on them when they weren't ready. After all, both siblings were child stars, and look at them now.

Quote from YouTube rant about Britney:
"OMG - [Jamie Lynn]'s got the brain of Britney! She shares a brain with Britney! OMGZ my hair's gonna fall off - oh wait, it already has, never mind."
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Daniel on February 20, 2008, 11:50:22 pm
Child stars never end well..


usually.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Sponge-Bart on February 28, 2008, 03:49:26 pm
heh heh heh
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on March 01, 2008, 02:35:49 pm
she's planning a summer wedding
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Sponge-Bart on March 01, 2008, 03:06:01 pm
She should be the spokeswoman for Trojans.

Heh heh heh
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Spider-Boogie on March 02, 2008, 09:58:25 am
she's planning a summer wedding

Now see, that's the thing that gets me. She shouldn't even be doing this. And to think I used to like Jamie Lynn. Oh well, I still think she's pretty.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Daniel on March 02, 2008, 12:08:56 pm
Well according to southern etiquette, if you get a girl pregnant you marry her.

I don't agree with it either, but that is the way things are(supposed to be) down here.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SpongeBrain on March 03, 2008, 12:42:31 pm
AC/DC
RULEZ
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Sponge-Bart on March 04, 2008, 04:11:14 pm
Heck yess you got that right
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Scilla on March 04, 2008, 08:15:08 pm
she's planning a summer wedding

Good for her she's doing the right thing. Her boyfriends cute too. So I'm glad. They'll have gorgeous babies I'm just afraid that she will  turn out like her sister (I still love you, Britney) but I do think that Jamie Lynn has  a good head on her shoulders and she'll use it the right way.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Spongebob_geek81 on June 23, 2008, 07:16:25 pm
What I heard from a news magazine, Jamie from zoey101 pretend to be pregant soo people would get off B. Spears back.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Hannahbal on June 23, 2008, 08:24:51 pm
What I heard from a news magazine, Jamie from zoey101 pretend to be pregant soo people would get off B. Spears back.

I wouldn't call those 'news magazines'.
Anyway I'm just guessing that the magazine isn't telling the truth because she just gave birth to a baby girl. Unless that is just a hoax as well, and she bought the baby from someone as a coverup.

But yeah since it obviously happened I don't understand why she couldn't get some birth control. It's not like she can't afford it...
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Burnam Wood on June 23, 2008, 08:29:28 pm
I think it's nice Britney's helping out. Soon it'll be time to teach the kid to drive.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on June 24, 2008, 04:28:30 pm
What I heard from a news magazine, Jamie from zoey101 pretend to be pregant soo people would get off B. Spears back.

I wouldn't call those 'news magazines'.
Anyway I'm just guessing that the magazine isn't telling the truth because she just gave birth to a baby girl. Unless that is just a hoax as well, and she bought the baby from someone as a coverup.

But yeah since it obviously happened I don't understand why she couldn't get some birth control. It's not like she can't afford it...
Because she's a Spears :P
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Chrono on June 25, 2008, 03:46:30 pm
...This girl...Is 6 days older than me...And she's already pregnant? Wow...

"On June 19, 2008, Spears gave birth to her first child with fiancé Casey Aldridge, a daughter named Maddie Briann Aldridge, at 9:30 am CST, at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center."

I believe a "Congratulations on ruining your life" is in order.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Sponge-Bart on June 25, 2008, 04:15:49 pm
Nick should do a new season where she has to take care of a kid.

I would watch that.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Burnam Wood on June 25, 2008, 09:11:54 pm
She's younger than me and has a kid?

Wow, impressive.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SJP2.0 on August 26, 2008, 08:18:05 pm
So it's been 2 months, so far no Britney style stories yet...

I'm still ready for anything.

she's planning a summer wedding

Good for her she's doing the right thing.

Yep, she's hiding behind her Christianity to make the public think she's better than she is...definitly the right thing to do...

And that is precisely why I am no longer Christian.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Sponge-Bart on August 27, 2008, 02:59:33 pm
Shes a Christian.

I'm a Christian, and i agree with you.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SJP2.0 on August 27, 2008, 07:19:35 pm
Good to see that not all Christians are hypocrits. I'm not one of those atheists that runs around saying all Christians should burn or whatever, if thats what I gave off...

Anyway...to get back on topic, apparently she got married recently. Shes what, 17 and she's married. That makes her only a year older than me...if I was married any time within the next 15 years I would prolly kill myself. Whatever, it's her life.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Goofy_Goober_Girl on August 29, 2008, 07:48:28 pm
AC/DC
RULEZ


what does that have to do with ANYTHING??? STICK TO THE TOPIC! PLEASE! I hate it when people post randomly :angry:
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: SJP2.0 on August 30, 2008, 08:00:45 am
AC/DC
RULEZ


what does that have to do with ANYTHING??? STICK TO THE TOPIC! PLEASE! I hate it when people post randomly :angry:

That kind of thing is basically his trademark.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: Goofy_Goober_Girl on September 01, 2008, 08:19:20 pm
then he can put it on his sig instead of interrupting the topic.


and I think it's really sad that Jamie Lynn has a child now. I thought she was better than that. I actually liked her.
Title: Re: GUESS WHO IS TEH PREGNANT
Post by: stephPLUSharold on September 07, 2008, 09:56:32 am
shes stupid..shes only like..15 or 16..HOE!!