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Title: I felt horrable today
Post by: aara34 on August 26, 2008, 09:24:55 pm
Today a Jehovah witness came though my drive thru and handed me their magazine and I didn't know she was a Jehovah witness at the time so when she handed me the magazine I told her I can't take garbage in the drive-thu. But luckily she didn't take it the wrong way, and looking back I think it was kind of humorous.
Title: Re: I felt horrable today
Post by: Compwhiz128 on August 27, 2008, 10:24:51 am
Oh wow....
Title: Re: I felt horrable today
Post by: SJP2.0 on August 27, 2008, 11:12:54 am
Thats actually really hilarious...I would have said the same thing, especially if I did now it was a Jehovah's Witness magazine.

I actually cursed out a bunch of Scientologists on vacation in Toronto one time...
Title: Re: I felt horrable today
Post by: Sponge-Bart on August 27, 2008, 03:06:33 pm
I was at Taco-Bell in the drive thru once, and while handing me the drink, the lid popped off, and the girl said 'Jesus...'. I said 'oh no, thanks though, but you can call me tyler' (tyler is my name).

That was awesome.
Title: Re: I felt horrable today
Post by: RandomDude18 on August 31, 2008, 09:48:56 am
Today a Jehovah witness came though my drive thru and handed me their magazine and I didn't know she was a Jehovah witness at the time so when she handed me the magazine I told her I can't take garbage in the drive-thu. But luckily she didn't take it the wrong way, and looking back I think it was kind of humorous.

*I felt horrible today. Someone has issues with spelling obviously.
Title: Re: I felt horrable today
Post by: MEEP! on August 31, 2008, 01:53:27 pm
Why have to the spelling/grammar police been so active lately?
Title: Re: I felt horrable today
Post by: RandomDude18 on September 01, 2008, 02:00:13 pm
Why have to the spelling/grammar police been so active lately?
*Why have the spelling/grammar police been so active lately?
A lot of people on the forum now have below average grammar.
Title: Re: I felt horrable today
Post by: aara34 on September 02, 2008, 09:26:01 am
Me no think so
Title: Re: I felt horrable today
Post by: ChickenCereal on September 03, 2008, 07:17:23 pm
Me no think so
*I don't think so.

Sheesh people. :P

Anyways, not to sound like ignorant or anything, but what is a Jehovah witness?
Title: Re: I felt horrable today
Post by: aara34 on September 04, 2008, 02:45:32 am
Jehovah Witnesses are christains that believe that there is a call for a restoration of Christianity because other Christians introduced grave defects into Christian faith. They hand out reading matrials to anyone on the street about their religion, and some of them are so nice it makes you not want to say no to them.
Title: Re: I felt horrable today
Post by: AppleNick on September 07, 2008, 10:45:23 am
Jehovah's Witnesses are more hilarious than Nick Cannon. That said, "other Christians introduced grave defects into Christian faith" sounds about right to me.