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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/6laser.htm]6-LED Flashlight/Laser Pointer[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/6laser1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/6laser3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/6ledlas5.gif[/img]
White LEDs.
[b]LOAD"SIDE EFFECTS 7",8,8
SEARCHING FOR SIDE EFFECTS 7
LOADING
READY.
SYS16384
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SIDE EFFECTS OF TRAMADON'T MAY INCLUDE (BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO) THE FOLLOWING:
FECAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME, RHUMATOID COLITIS, UNNECESSARY TOLIAFLEXION, SUDDEN
CHANGE IN SENSE OF HEARING OR TASTE, KNEE MICTURITION, GALLBLADDER STORAGE
DISORDER, DUODENAL LAVAGE, PEPSI ULCERS, HEMMORHAGING OF THE LIPS, EXCESSIVE
TONGUE PERSPIRATION, SALIVARY GLAND LACTATION, MYSTERIOUS MANBOOB GROWTH,
DISORDERS OF MICTURITION IN THE PITUITARY GLAND, WATER CLOSET LAVAGE, DENTAL
RABIES, BLADDER ULCERS, RECTAL THERMOMETER SHRINKAGE, AND BECOMING WORM FOOD.
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READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/se7.gif[/img]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifth/whuvla.htm]White/UV LED Laser Module Torch (1)[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifth/whuvla1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifth/whuvla5.jpg[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/whuvla8.gif[/img]
Laser, X-axis.
[b]LOAD"SIDE EFFECTS 4",8,8
SEARCHING FOR SIDE EFFECTS 4
LOADING
READY.
SYS52224
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SIDE EFFECTS OF LUNATHIAZIDE MAY INCLUDE (BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO) THE FOLLOWING:
PENILE LACTATION, BREAST ENLARGEMENT, SCROTAL ATROPHY, DIFFICULTY IN PASSING
DEFECATION, REVALATION, CRANIAL LAVAGE, CATHETER RUPTURE, UNWANTED STOMACH PUMP,
SPLENIC URANATION, IDENTITY CRISIS, COLON FAILURE, GREEN POOP, BLUE PEE, CARDIAC
MICTURITION, UNWANTED PALM HAIR, ELBOW GREASE, UNCONTROLLABLE PILL POPPING,
SOMNOLESCENCE, ANKLE LAVAGE, UNPLEASANT PREFRONTAL ODOUR, AND BECOMING WORM FOOD
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READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/se4.gif[/img]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/third/fttm.htm]Photon "Freedom to the Max" Micro[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/third/fttm1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/third/fttm3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/fttm3.gif[/img]
[b]LOAD"SIDE EFFECTS 3",8,8
SEARCHING FOR SIDE EFFECTS 3
LOADING
READY.
SYS32768
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SIDE EFFECTS OF ALAPROZAMBINO MAY INCLUDE (BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO) THE FOLLOWING:
DENTAL LAVAGE, DIRTY BUBBLE COLLAPSE, CEPHALLIC SWELLING, COLOSTOMY BAG RUPTURE,
FOUL ESOPHAGEAL ODOUR, BLISTERING OF THE HANDS, FEET, OR THROAT, TOLIET TONGUE,
TOURETTE'S SYNDROME, PREFRONTAL URANATION, CARDIAC PERSPIRATION, INTESTINAL
MICTURITION, UNWANTED ARMPIT RAINBOWS, SKELETAL LAVAGE, OSTEOPOROSIS OF THE EYE,
BEING BLINDED WITH SCIENCE, UNWANTED HORN GROWTH, VIOLIN SOLO, EXPLOSIVE NASAL
DISCHARGE, KIDNEY LACTATION, ELBOW BRUXATION, DRAIN BAMAGE, AND BAGPIPE SQUEAL.
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READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/se3.gif[/img]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New Evaluation: White/UV LED/Laser Flashlight (3)[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/whuvla31.jpg[/img]
[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/whuvla3.htm[/b]
[b]LOAD"SIDE EFFECTS",8
SEARCHING FOR SIDE EFFECTS
LOADING
READY.
RUN
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SIDE EFFECTS OF MELOXICAMEDIA MAY INCLUDE (BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO) THE FOLLOWING:
SWELLING OF THE FEET, BLADDER REVULSION, THROTTLE MITOSIS, CEPHALIC ODOUR,
UNDERARM MICTURITION, CIRRHOSIS OF THE SMALL INTESTINE, BLEEDING FINGERNAILS,
ANAL EMESIS, COMPULSIVE SYRINGE LICKING DISORDER, ESOPHAGEAL SHRINKAGE,
DIFFICULTY IN PASSING URANATION, TENDER NIPPLES, LACTIC DENTITION, AURAL
HALLUCINATIONS, BRAIN FREEZE SYNDROME, VANISHING FINGERPRINTS, AND KIDNEY LAVAGE
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READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/se.gif[/img]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New Quasi-Informational Web Page: Star Trek Analogue Wristwatch[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/ncc17011.jpg[/img]
[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/ncc-1701.htm[/b]
[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL BAND NAMES 11",8,8:SYS36864
SEARCHING FOR BAND NAMES 10
LOADING
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THAT TOOTHPICK PEED IN MY SOCK DRAWER
SHELIAK CORPORATE DOUCHE
WE LIVE IN MOPS
WISHING WELL LAVAGE
HAVING DAIN BRAMAGE
LAMP FLOATING IN A WALL URANATOR
HUMMINGBIRDS ARE BRIE
WHEN THE BULLET HITS THE PHONE
INVISIBLE STORMTROOPERS
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READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/29/fictio26.gif[/img]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New Quasi-Informational Web Page: Terriermon (Digimon) Toy[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/terrier1.jpg[/img]
[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/terrierm.htm[/b]
[b]?SOME TOTAL WASTOID (SOMEBODY ENGAGED IN TRUE ASSHATTERY) WATCHED DIGIMON, GOT HIMSELF A TERRIERMON, DIGI-MODIFIED IT TO GARGOMON, AND BECAME WORM FOOD WHEN THE GARGOMON WENT OUT OF CONTROL WITH HIS GARGO-LASER WEAPON ERROR IN 24576
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/27/t-mon.gif[/img]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New Quasi-Informational Web Page: Framed Dead "Bugs"[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/deadbug1.jpg[/img]
[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/deadbugs.htm[/b]
[b]LOAD"BAND NAMES 50",8,8:SYS 36864
SEARCHING FOR BAND NAMES 50
LOADING
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[color=green]SHAMPISS, SHAMPIDDLE, SHAMPOTTY, SHAMPEE
FLAMINGO MAYONNAISE
KING NEPTUNE DEMOLISHING A REFRIGERATOR
HUBCAP DESTRUCTOR
URANATING THE DOG <[i]NOTE SP.[/i]>
FISH FORK
SITTING NAKED BY THE PHONE
HOORAY FOR ACRYLIC!!!
SQUIDWARD DESTROYING A WOODEN CHAIR
JACKIE'S OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER
SPONGEBOB DEMOLISHING A PINEAPPLE[/color]
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[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/bandna50.gif[/img]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New Quasi-Informational Web Page: Tlingit (Southeast Alaskan Native) "Wolf" Wood Carving[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/wolfwc1.jpg[/img]
[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/wolfwc.htm[/b]
[b]LOAD"THE NAKED NOW",8,8
SEARCHING FOR THE NAKED NOW
LOADING
READY.
SYS36864
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?SOME TOTAL WASTE OF BUNGWIPE (A PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA) WATCHED THE STAR TREK: TNG EPISODE "THE NAKED NOW", HIJACKED THE ENTERPRISE BY REMOTE, LET EVERY-BODY GET JUST STINKING DRUNK ON THAT FUNNY "WATER", AND ALLOWED THE STELLAR CORE FRAGMENT TO ANNHILIATE THEM!!!
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READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/nakednow.gif[/img]
<b>03-11-11 {<i>or "11 Mar 2011" or even "Mar 11, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer</i>})</b><br>
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only two updates planned for my website today -- the first is the addition of another video of the Havok Heli flying in my room, and the second is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! <i>A NEW PICTURE</i>!!! ;-)
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<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/potd/oh-oh.jpg">
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This is my "Picture du Jour".
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The "before" and "after" pictures of a small <a href="http://www.myinsulators.com/downtownseattle/" target="new">insulator</a> collection. The "after" picture was taken after the great <a href="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/misc/quake.htm" target="new">Seattle earthquake of 2001</a>.
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My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.
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I have no outside trips planned for today.
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: Unknown-Type Green Laser Module[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/unkgrn1.jpg[/img]
[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/unkngrn.htm[/b]
[b]LOAD"FEEL-HEAR-4",8,8
SEARCHING FOR FEEL-HEAR-4
LOADING
READY.
SYS36864
ACTIVIA "POO-POO YOGURT" I SEE,
YOU CAN FEEL IT WITH YOUR PEE
DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS I SUPPOSE,
YOU CAN HEAR THEM WITH YOUR NOSE
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/activia4.gif[/img]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: 3xLED Flashlight (3)[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/3led-3-1.jpg[/img]
[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/3led-3.htm[/b]
[b]?SOME TOTAL WASTE OF BUNGWIPE (A TRUE WASTOID) GOT HIS HANDS ON A FRANKLIN LANGUAGE MASTER, TYPED THE WORD "URANATE" INTO IT, WAS VERY DISMAYED THAT THE PRODUCT DID NOT HAVE A DEFINITION, AND SLAMMED IT INTO A PRE-POSITIONED DUSTBIN (GARBAGE CAN) TIGHTLY BOLTED TO HIS KITCHEN FLOOR ERROR IN 32767
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/27/lm-2000.gif[/img]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: 3xLED Flashlight (2)[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/3led-2-1.jpg[/img]
[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/3led-2.htm[/b]
[b]LOAD"THE INNER LIGHT",8
SEARCHING FOR THE INNER LIGHT
LOADING
READY.
RUN
?SOME DIMBULB DILLHOLE (A TRUE ASSCLOWN) WATCHED THE STAR TREK: TNG EPISODE "THE INNER LIGHT", HIJACKED THE ENTERPRISE AS IT APPROACHED THE KATAAN SYSTEM, WASTED THAT SPACE PROBE WITH PHOTON TORPEDOS, AND DEPRIVED PICARD HIS CHANCE AT LIVING ANOTHER LIFE AND LEARNING HOW TO PLAY THE RESSICAN FLUTE ERROR IN 36864
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
[url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/stil.wav][img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/sttil.gif[/img][/url]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: Life+Gear Glow 200 Flashlight (White + Violet LEDs)[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/lgwv-2-1.jpg[/img]
[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/lgwv2.htm[/b]
[b]?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE PANTYWASTE) DRESSED UP AS A LARGE URANATOR (LIKE LENNY ON THE SIMPSONS) AND HUCKED A GIANT PINK URANATOR MINT AT A KRUSTY OLD KLOWN, CAUSING THE KLOWN TO EXAMINE THE OFFENDING ITEM AND RATHER LOUDLY EXCLAIM, "A URANATOR MINT?!?" ERROR IN 44444
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/krusty2.gif[/img]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New informational web page: Handycam''-Shaped Lighter/Flashlight[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/vliter1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/vliter4.jpg[/img]
[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/vliter.htm[/b]
[b]LOAD"BAND NAMES 50",8,8:SYS 36864
SEARCHING FOR BAND NAMES 50
LOADING
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[color=green]SHAMPISS, SHAMPIDDLE, SHAMPOTTY, SHAMPEE
FLAMINGO MAYONNAISE
KING NEPTUNE DEMOLISHING A REFRIGERATOR
HUBCAP DESTRUCTOR
URANATING THE DOG <[i]NOTE SP.[/i]>
FISH FORK
SITTING NAKED BY THE PHONE
HOORAY FOR ACRYLIC!!!
SQUIDWARD DESTROYING A WOODEN CHAIR
JACKIE'S OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER
SPONGEBOB DEMOLISHING A PINEAPPLE[/color]
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[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/bandna50.gif[/img]
