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« on: August 23, 2004, 12:25:58 pm »
Ok, I originally made this to submit to SBO, but they didn't take it, so, I am posting it here. I kept it, in case I ever wanted to edit it, and send it back. I never edited it, so i am going to copy and paste it. Ok, here it is:
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"SPONGEBOB AT BIKINI BOTTOM BOOT CAMP"[/size]
SpongBob and Patrick are standing in line next to each other talking to each other about camp.
Spongebob: Gee pal, I can't wait to go to BOOT CAMP.
Pat: Me too.
They sign up and go to tell Squidward
Squid: You mean you two will be gone for a whole month.
Spongebob: Yep.
Squid: (Squidward turns around and says to himself "YES") Oh how will I ever go on.
Spongebob: We will only be gone for a month.
Patrick: Yeah Squid, just 48 days.
Spongebob: Uh, it's 62.
Patrick: No, it is 48.
Patrick and Spongebob get into an argument about how many days there are in the month.
Squid: IT'S 31!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob and Pat go to bed. They wake up at 3 A.M. the next morning to go to BOOT CAMP. They were giggling so loudly that they woke up Squidward and even Mr. Krabs.
On the bus to Bikini Bottom Boot Camp
Spongebob: Look at the sign up sheet, there is only one space left, who do you think is going to sign up.
Patrick: Probably Scooter.
Spongebob: No, he's on the top of the list.
Patrick: WHAT'S WITH THE THIRD DEGREE!!!
Spongebob: Uh, Pat...
Patrick: (eating a candy bar.) What?
Spongebob: Never mind.
2 Hours Later at BOOT CAMP...
Instructer: ATTENTION, are you for four ready a month at Boot Camp.
All: (exept instructer) YEAH!!!!!!
Instructer: My name is Capt. Clam. I will allow you to just call me Clam.
Clam's assistant: Uh, sir, there is only three people her.
Clam: What's your name?
Clam's Assistant: I'm your son, Gus.
Clam: Your BOOT CAMP NAME?
Gus: Clam JR.
Clam: Good, I'll see that you get a raise.
Gus (A.K.A. Clam JR.): Thanks dad, I mean, Boss.
Clam: Let's use Operation C.
Gus: But, sir, that hasn't been used since WWII.
Clam: We WILL use it.
Gus: Okay.
CAMPERS ARE BEING WORKED LIKE SLAVES. GUS IS AT SQUID'S FRONT DOOR. (HE IS THE ONLY ONE THERE.)
Gus: ( He knocks on Squid's door)
Squid: (In his pink pajamas holding his clarinet.) What do you want?
Gus: General Clam from Bikini Bottom Boot Camp ordered me to use Operation C.
Squid: Which is...
Gus: You have been randomly DRAFTED into Bikini Bottom Boot Camp.
Squid: With Who?
Gus: Scooter, Patrick Star, and Spongebob Squarepants.
Squid:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gus: Let's go.
Back at BOOT CAMP, All were asleep exept the unhappy campers at BOOT CAMP. Scooter, Squidward, and Patrick were making an escape plan with Spongebob.
Scooter: DUUUDE. Like we could surf out then hit the sand at Goo Lagoon.
Spongebob: I... LIKE IT!
Squid: Spongebob.
Spongebob: Fine, sorry that plan is too, well umm too...
Squid:STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: Why don't we sit on a hill until we float home.
Squid: (sarcastically) Why don't we sleep on a rock all day.
Scooter: I like the way you think, dude.
Squid: I was being sarcastic.
Scooter: Ohhhh.
Spongebob: Let's just run away.
Squid: HOW?
Spongebob: No one can resist a Krabby Patty, right?
Squid: (mumbling) I can.
Spongebob: I can make a Krabby Patty, right?
Squid: (mumbling) I can't.
Spongebob: All we have to do is give them Krabby Patties and while they are eating, we can run off.
All: (exept Spongebob) LET'S DO IT!
THE NEXT DAY THEY STARTED THIER PLAN. THEY STARTED RIGHT AFTER THE TIRE OBSTICALE COURSE. WHEN THEY GOT OUT FUGITIVE POSTERS WERE EVREYWHERE THAT READ:
THREE FUGITIVES HAVE ESCAPED FROM THE BIKINI BOTTOM BOOT CAMP. TWO ARE EXTREME IDIOTS. ONE IS A WELL, UMMMM, UHH, DUDE. THE OTHER THINKS HE CAN PLAY THE CLARINET, BUT IT IS A FACT THAT HE CAN NOT. IF YOU FIND TEHM PLEASE CALL: 555-5555
OR FED EX THEM TO 67584 BIKINI BOTTOM, BOOT CAMP THANK YOU.[/size]
A person on the phone found them and Fed Exed them back.
Clam: Do you think that was funny. Well it was not. You are in serieus trouble. You will never again in your life ever...
Ring, RING,
RING, RING
Patrick: That was the bell, it's been 48 days.
Spongebob: 62
Patrick: 48.
They once again got in a fight about how many days in the month all the way home.
Squidward went inside to sleep while Patrick and Spongebob went to the grand re- opening of GLOVE WORLD, were they watched the musical, GLOVES ON ICE, and saw GLOVES LIVE and a preveiw of GLOVES: THE MOVIE. They took a bus home. Patrick found a camera that had funny screens from Boot Camp.
Spongebob: Well Pat, at least we know never to sign up for BOOTCAMP again.
Patrick: Yeah.
Patrick: Cool, a BOOT CAMP FEILD TRIP to the BOOT CAMP CAMPERS CRUSHER FACTORY, must sign. [/font]
THE END?[/size][/font]
Well, what do you think. I did, get rid of two lines, that did not make any sense in here. Well, did you like it?
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