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31
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 18, 2011, 05:24:37 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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<b>02-18-11 {<i>or "18 Feb 2011" or even "February 18, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer</i>})</b><br>
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only four updates planned for my website today -- the first two are updates concerning my having performed spectroscopy of the red LED in the Naughty Cigerette Lighter, the next concerns my having made a video of another successful "post-repair" flight of the Havok Heli, and the last is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! <i>A NEW PICTURE</i>...well, two actually because they go with one another.  ;-)
<br>
<br>
The spectrographic analysis was posted on one other BBS.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eighth/fuliter1.jpg"><br>
This is the Naughty Cigerette Lighter.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/potd/bumble1.jpg">
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/potd/bumble2.jpg">
<br>
<br>
And these are my "Pictures du Jour".
<br>
<br>
A bumblebee, found in Seattle WA. USA sometime in summer 2001.<br>
Yes, it's in my hand in the second photograph; bumblebees are usually pretty docile critters, and normally only bite or sting if something really pisses them off.
<br>
<br>
My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.
<br>
<br>
I have no outside trips planned for today.
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

02-18-11 {or "18 Feb 2011" or even "February 18, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer})
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only four updates planned for my website today -- the first two are updates concerning my having performed spectroscopy of the red LED in the Naughty Cigerette Lighter, the next concerns my having made a video of another successful "post-repair" flight of the Havok Heli, and the last is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! A NEW PICTURE...well, two actually because they go with one another.  ;-)

The spectrographic analysis was posted on one other BBS.


This is the Naughty Cigerette Lighter.





And these are my "Pictures du Jour".

A bumblebee, found in Seattle WA. USA sometime in summer 2001.
Yes, it's in my hand in the second photograph; bumblebees are usually pretty docile critters, and normally only bite or sting if something really pisses them off.

My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.

I have no outside trips planned for today.

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32
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 17, 2011, 05:25:47 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][b]New informational web page: Red LED Flasher[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/rlfl1.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/rlfl.htm[/b]

[b]LOAD"BAD NOODLE",8,8

SEARCHING FOR BAD NOODLE
LOADING

READY.
SYS36864

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
SPONGEBOB GOT ALL DISTRAUGHT AT LOSING ONE OF HIS "GOOD NOODLE" STARS IN MRS.
PUFF'S BOATING CLASS, SO HE TRADED IN HIS SPATULA FOR AN AK-47 AND USED IT TO
HOSE DOWN ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM!!!
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]




(YOU WOULD HAD TO HAVE SEEN THE EPISODE "NEW STUDENT STARFISH" IN ORDER TO "GET" THIS ONE)

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/30/bnoodle.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New informational web page: Red LED Flasher



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/rlfl.htm

LOAD"BAD NOODLE",8,8

SEARCHING FOR BAD NOODLE
LOADING

READY.
SYS36864

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SPONGEBOB GOT ALL DISTRAUGHT AT LOSING ONE OF HIS "GOOD NOODLE" STARS IN MRS.
PUFF'S BOATING CLASS, SO HE TRADED IN HIS SPATULA FOR AN AK-47 AND USED IT TO
HOSE DOWN ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
READY.





(YOU WOULD HAD TO HAVE SEEN THE EPISODE "NEW STUDENT STARFISH" IN ORDER TO "GET" THIS ONE)



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33
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 16, 2011, 04:13:46 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][b]New informational web page: Star Trek: DS9 Digital LCD Wristwatch[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/ds91.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/ds9watch.htm[/b]

[B]LOAD"BAND NAMES 10",8,8:SYS36864

SEARCHING FOR BAND NAMES 10
LOADING

[b][color=yellow]----------------------------------------[/color][color=green]
WRONG SOONG. WRONG SOONG!
LAVAGE OF THE TOLIET
CRUST AMATEUR HEALTH INCOMPLETE DOUCHE
BAD WEE-WEE!!! GO DOWN THE URANATOR!!!
SMELL-O-CARDS
SQUIRTGUN TRAFFIC CAMERAS
CAPTAIN UVULA IS A PISS ANT
REMOTE-CONTROLLED LEARNATORIUM
CONTRO FLEXIBLE
JANU'S ARC
MAXIMUM CANDIOSITY TO THE DEATH RAY!!!
WATER CHURCH CO-PILOTS
[/color][b][color=yellow]----------------------------------------[/color]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/30/bandna44.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New informational web page: Star Trek: DS9 Digital LCD Wristwatch



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/ds9watch.htm

LOAD"BAND NAMES 10",8,8:SYS36864

SEARCHING FOR BAND NAMES 10
LOADING

----------------------------------------
WRONG SOONG. WRONG SOONG!
LAVAGE OF THE TOLIET
CRUST AMATEUR HEALTH INCOMPLETE DOUCHE
BAD WEE-WEE!!! GO DOWN THE URANATOR!!!
SMELL-O-CARDS
SQUIRTGUN TRAFFIC CAMERAS
CAPTAIN UVULA IS A PISS ANT
REMOTE-CONTROLLED LEARNATORIUM
CONTRO FLEXIBLE
JANU'S ARC
MAXIMUM CANDIOSITY TO THE DEATH RAY!!!
WATER CHURCH CO-PILOTS
----------------------------------------



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34
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 15, 2011, 04:17:12 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]Blue LED in another one of the [url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eighth/helicopt.htm]X-Smallest Copters[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eighth/helio1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/helio1.gif[/img]

[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
INSEMINATOR I OPTICALLY IMAGE                       CAPTAIN UVULA IS A PISS ANT
GASTRIC URANATION                                            EATING SNAILPO FOR FUN AND PROFIT
MNO STOPWAGON                                                 CORPORATE DOUCHE
PARTIAL PILLOW                                                  A DOG PUSHING A WAGON
WARFARIN IS RAT POISON!!!                               USING RESOLVE WITHOUT A VACUME
THIS EAR HAIR REMOVER IS BRIE                        WHO WANTS TO BE A PENNYAIRE?
INVISIBLE SIRIUS                                                  WAKE UP MICTURATING
WASTEPAPERBASKET INCANDESCENCE                 URINE POTATO
MY SPITTLE SYSOP                                               FEEL THE TABLESPOON
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/28/fiction5.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Blue LED in another one of the X-Smallest Copters





LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

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INSEMINATOR I OPTICALLY IMAGE                       CAPTAIN UVULA IS A PISS ANT
GASTRIC URANATION                                            EATING SNAILPO FOR FUN AND PROFIT
MNO STOPWAGON                                                 CORPORATE DOUCHE
PARTIAL PILLOW                                                  A DOG PUSHING A WAGON
WARFARIN IS RAT POISON!!!                               USING RESOLVE WITHOUT A VACUME
THIS EAR HAIR REMOVER IS BRIE                        WHO WANTS TO BE A PENNYAIRE?
INVISIBLE SIRIUS                                                  WAKE UP MICTURATING
WASTEPAPERBASKET INCANDESCENCE                 URINE POTATO
MY SPITTLE SYSOP                                               FEEL THE TABLESPOON
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READY.




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35
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 14, 2011, 04:56:54 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]Yellow-green LED in the [url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifteen/marker1.htm]Coleman LED Campsite Markers[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifteen/marker1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifteen/marker3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/marker3.gif[/img]
Newer spectrometer software & settings used.

[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
THE POTHEADS (PRONOUNCED "POA [i]THEEDS[/i]")             DOUCHES IN THE OVEN
STORMTROOPER CUM LAUDE                                        WHO CRAPPED IN MY MR. COFFEE?
TOLIET TANK DEFECATOR                         STONER STEVE
PIANO TURD BURGLARS                                                 TASTES LIKE SHEETROCK
RUSTY WALKER                                                            TELEPHONE CUTTLEDGE
SUNFLOWER SPERM                                                      FEMALE LAVATORY LACTATION
RADIANCE OF THE COMMODE                                       HAIRDRYER EMESIS
GAMMA PUKING FORCE                                                 SUBARU HEAVY METAL BOX
DRINKING WHAMMY PEE                                              I DECLARE PATTY WAR!!!
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]


READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/28/fiction4.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yellow-green LED in the Coleman LED Campsite Markers






Newer spectrometer software & settings used.

LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE POTHEADS (PRONOUNCED "POA THEEDS")             DOUCHES IN THE OVEN
STORMTROOPER CUM LAUDE                                        WHO CRAPPED IN MY MR. COFFEE?
TOLIET TANK DEFECATOR                         STONER STEVE
PIANO TURD BURGLARS                                                 TASTES LIKE SHEETROCK
RUSTY WALKER                                                            TELEPHONE CUTTLEDGE
SUNFLOWER SPERM                                                      FEMALE LAVATORY LACTATION
RADIANCE OF THE COMMODE                                       HAIRDRYER EMESIS
GAMMA PUKING FORCE                                                 SUBARU HEAVY METAL BOX
DRINKING WHAMMY PEE                                              I DECLARE PATTY WAR!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


READY.




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36
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 13, 2011, 05:21:24 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: American Science & Surplus Red Laser Pointer[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/assred-1.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/asnred1.htm[/b]

[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
DISINFECTING OUR UVULAS                                     AWWW CIRCUS PEANUTS!!!
THE DOUGHNUT OF SHAME                                      GETTING A DOUBLE WANDECTOMY
THE CHALICE OF MOME                                           MAXIMUM HIGGENTOLIETMUSCLE WEEK
SOMEBODY FARTED IN THE PROJECTOR ROOM        THE DYNAMIC MODE CONVERTERS
THE NUMBER BED                                                    BLOWING WALLTOLIETS OFF THE WALL
UNWISH THE WISH!!!                                             STUFFING M100S IN BUS TAILPIPES
WHINNIE THE POO                                                  L8R SK8RS!!!
BUTTERFLIES ARE BRIE                                           I DON'T FEEL TARDY
BAD COW! BAD COW!!!                                         ALASKAN BLUBBERHOUND
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]

READY.
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/28/fiction3.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New evaluation: American Science & Surplus Red Laser Pointer



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/asnred1.htm

LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DISINFECTING OUR UVULAS                                     AWWW CIRCUS PEANUTS!!!
THE DOUGHNUT OF SHAME                                      GETTING A DOUBLE WANDECTOMY
THE CHALICE OF MOME                                           MAXIMUM HIGGENTOLIETMUSCLE WEEK
SOMEBODY FARTED IN THE PROJECTOR ROOM        THE DYNAMIC MODE CONVERTERS
THE NUMBER BED                                                    BLOWING WALLTOLIETS OFF THE WALL
UNWISH THE WISH!!!                                             STUFFING M100S IN BUS TAILPIPES
WHINNIE THE POO                                                  L8R SK8RS!!!
BUTTERFLIES ARE BRIE                                           I DON'T FEEL TARDY
BAD COW! BAD COW!!!                                         ALASKAN BLUBBERHOUND
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READY.




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37
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 12, 2011, 04:46:52 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: Violet Purple Blu-ray Laser Pen[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/br21-1.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/bluray21.htm[/b]

[b]?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN WAS PLAYING THE VIDEO GAME "LOOPING" AND HEARD SOMEBODY SAY "SHOOT THE SPEEDBAGS", SO HE WHIPPED OUT HIS GUN AND HOSED DOWN A PIECE OF GYM EQUIPMENT INSTEAD  ERROR IN 52224

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/23/looping.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New evaluation: Violet Purple Blu-ray Laser Pen



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/32/bluray21.htm

?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN WAS PLAYING THE VIDEO GAME "LOOPING" AND HEARD SOMEBODY SAY "SHOOT THE SPEEDBAGS", SO HE WHIPPED OUT HIS GUN AND HOSED DOWN A PIECE OF GYM EQUIPMENT INSTEAD  ERROR IN 52224

READY.




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38
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 11, 2011, 05:27:56 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]Flashing blue LED in the [url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/spaceman.htm]Indoor R/C Spaceman[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/space44.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/space1.gif[/img]

[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
THE KNARKS ARE SQUEAKY                                        SLEEPING LIKE A SLOAN URANATOR SPUD VALVE
SGT. STADANKO & THE POTHEADS                            CHEATING TO PASS A URINE TEST
HAIRDRYER EMESIS                                                     TASTES LIKE SHEETROCK
THE SISSY STICKS                                                        THERE'S A COOKIE IN THE WASHINGMACHINE
STOMPING ON CICADAS FOR CHRIST SAKES           DEEP FRYING KRABBY PATTIES FOR PETE SAKES
SATAN DESTROYING A STOVEPIPE                            FEEL THE SERVING FORK
BOWLING BALL INSEMINATION                                 DISPOSABLE PEOPLE
I WILL NOT COMPLY                                                    MAGGOTS IN THE PANTRY
TULIP SWEAT                                                                IMITATION BUTTER DISPENSER
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/29/fictio22.gif[/img]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Flashing blue LED in the Indoor R/C Spaceman





LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE KNARKS ARE SQUEAKY                                        SLEEPING LIKE A SLOAN URANATOR SPUD VALVE
SGT. STADANKO & THE POTHEADS                            CHEATING TO PASS A URINE TEST
HAIRDRYER EMESIS                                                     TASTES LIKE SHEETROCK
THE SISSY STICKS                                                        THERE'S A COOKIE IN THE WASHINGMACHINE
STOMPING ON CICADAS FOR CHRIST SAKES           DEEP FRYING KRABBY PATTIES FOR PETE SAKES
SATAN DESTROYING A STOVEPIPE                            FEEL THE SERVING FORK
BOWLING BALL INSEMINATION                                 DISPOSABLE PEOPLE
I WILL NOT COMPLY                                                    MAGGOTS IN THE PANTRY
TULIP SWEAT                                                                IMITATION BUTTER DISPENSER
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

READY.




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39
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 10, 2011, 05:03:30 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: Red-Emitting Pen-Style Laser Module[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/penptr1.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/penptr.htm[/b]

[B]LOAD"BAND NAMES 47",8,8:SYS36864

SEARCHING FOR BAND NAMES 10
LOADING

[b][color=yellow]----------------------------------------[/color][color=blue]
ARE WE WATERING SNAUSAGES TODAY?
CLANG CLANG CLANG GOES THE URANATOR
SOMEBODY HOSED DOWN MY CUPCAKE
INVERTED CAPTAINS
WE LIVE IN MOPS
THE KNARKS ARE SQUEAKY
SGT. STADANKO AND THE POTHEADS
DISCO VACUUMS
SATIN IS THE DEVIL
SATAN IS A SOFT FABRIC
STORMTROOPER CUM LAUDE
CIRRHOSIS OF THE BLADDER
[/color][b][color=yellow]----------------------------------------[/color]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/30/bandnam4.gif[/img]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New evaluation: Red-Emitting Pen-Style Laser Module



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/penptr.htm

LOAD"BAND NAMES 47",8,8:SYS36864

SEARCHING FOR BAND NAMES 10
LOADING

----------------------------------------
ARE WE WATERING SNAUSAGES TODAY?
CLANG CLANG CLANG GOES THE URANATOR
SOMEBODY HOSED DOWN MY CUPCAKE
INVERTED CAPTAINS
WE LIVE IN MOPS
THE KNARKS ARE SQUEAKY
SGT. STADANKO AND THE POTHEADS
DISCO VACUUMS
SATIN IS THE DEVIL
SATAN IS A SOFT FABRIC
STORMTROOPER CUM LAUDE
CIRRHOSIS OF THE BLADDER
----------------------------------------



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40
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 09, 2011, 05:26:07 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: 10mW Blue-Violet Laser Pen[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/br20-1.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/bluray20.htm[/b]

[b]?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE PANTYWASTE) DRESSED UP AS A LARGE URANATOR (LIKE LENNY ON THE SIMPSONS) AND HUCKED A GIANT PINK URANATOR MINT AT A KRUSTY OLD KLOWN, CAUSING THE KLOWN TO EXAMINE THE OFFENDING ITEM AND RATHER LOUDLY EXCLAIM, "A URANATOR MINT?!?"  ERROR IN 44444

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/krusty2.gif[/img]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New evaluation: 10mW Blue-Violet Laser Pen



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/bluray20.htm

?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE PANTYWASTE) DRESSED UP AS A LARGE URANATOR (LIKE LENNY ON THE SIMPSONS) AND HUCKED A GIANT PINK URANATOR MINT AT A KRUSTY OLD KLOWN, CAUSING THE KLOWN TO EXAMINE THE OFFENDING ITEM AND RATHER LOUDLY EXCLAIM, "A URANATOR MINT?!?"  ERROR IN 44444

READY.




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41
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 08, 2011, 05:23:08 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: Older Red Laser Module[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/oldredl1.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/oldredlp.htm[/b]

[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL BAND NAMES 88",8,8

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL BAND NAMES 88
LOADING
READY.
SYS16384

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
GETTING A TRIPLE TWERPECTOMY        YOUR TOASTER DESECRATED MY CRAYONS
A GUPPY CALLED "WENDY"                    PISS CHRISTMAS
SANTA FLUSH                                           WHO URANATED IN THE DRYER? <NOTE SP.>
IT'S BASSACKWARD                                 TWIST-OFFS LET IN MORE NEON
FAILING TO WATER THE TREE                 VIOLA SOLO
RESUME YOUR DISORDER                     PHOTONS & FORCEFIELDS?
NASTY CHAINSAW ACCIDENT               VIOLATING WHOLE GRAIN
SKUNKY GATORAIDE                                 MY WATERMELON IS SQUEAKY
ORANGE JUICE ON THE STOVE               WHO *REALLY* INVENTED THE MICROPHONE?
THAT COW IS DIZZY                               OPTICAL INTERCOURSE
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]


READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/band90.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New evaluation: Older Red Laser Module



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/oldredlp.htm

LOAD"FICTIONAL BAND NAMES 88",8,8

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL BAND NAMES 88
LOADING
READY.
SYS16384

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
GETTING A TRIPLE TWERPECTOMY        YOUR TOASTER DESECRATED MY CRAYONS
A GUPPY CALLED "WENDY"                    PISS CHRISTMAS
SANTA FLUSH                                           WHO URANATED IN THE DRYER? <NOTE SP.>
IT'S BASSACKWARD                                 TWIST-OFFS LET IN MORE NEON
FAILING TO WATER THE TREE                 VIOLA SOLO
RESUME YOUR DISORDER                     PHOTONS & FORCEFIELDS?
NASTY CHAINSAW ACCIDENT               VIOLATING WHOLE GRAIN
SKUNKY GATORAIDE                                 MY WATERMELON IS SQUEAKY
ORANGE JUICE ON THE STOVE               WHO *REALLY* INVENTED THE MICROPHONE?
THAT COW IS DIZZY                               OPTICAL INTERCOURSE
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READY.




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42
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 07, 2011, 05:05:02 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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<b>02-07-11 {<i>or "07 Feb 2011" or even "February 07, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer</i>})</b><br>
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...much the same as yesterday; I have only three updates planned for my website today -- the first two are updates to my Micro Flyers R/C Helicopter's web page stating that the initial repair of the tail rotor assembly was unsuccessful and furnishing a photograph of the "re-repair" plus a brief video showing the unsuccessful flight attempt, and the third is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! <i>A NEW PICTURE</i> -- also about Honey Nut Cheerios cereal -- same as yesterday.  ;-)
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/rch7.jpg"><br>
This is the second half of the repair to my poor, innocent, defenseless Micro Flyers R/C Helicopter.
This photograph makes the repair look a lot worse than it actually is -- the tail rotor ass'y is not nearly as crooked in relation to the tail boom as is depicted in this photograph...yes, the camera does indeed lie sometimes. <img src="http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/wink.gif">
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/beedeath.jpg" width=639>
<br>
<br>
And this is my "Picture du Jour".
<br>
<br>
A graphic I made in 2002; using the much-hated Honey Nut Cheerios Bee riding a scooter and a violet LED.<br>
<br>
<br>
My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.
<br>
<br>
I have no outside trips planned for today.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

02-07-11 {or "07 Feb 2011" or even "February 07, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer})
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...much the same as yesterday; I have only three updates planned for my website today -- the first two are updates to my Micro Flyers R/C Helicopter's web page stating that the initial repair of the tail rotor assembly was unsuccessful and furnishing a photograph of the "re-repair" plus a brief video showing the unsuccessful flight attempt, and the third is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! A NEW PICTURE -- also about Honey Nut Cheerios cereal -- same as yesterday.  ;-)


This is the second half of the repair to my poor, innocent, defenseless Micro Flyers R/C Helicopter.
This photograph makes the repair look a lot worse than it actually is -- the tail rotor ass'y is not nearly as crooked in relation to the tail boom as is depicted in this photograph...yes, the camera does indeed lie sometimes.



And this is my "Picture du Jour".

A graphic I made in 2002; using the much-hated Honey Nut Cheerios Bee riding a scooter and a violet LED.

My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.

I have no outside trips planned for today.

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43
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 06, 2011, 05:20:52 am »
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
<b>02-06-11 {<i>or "06 Feb 2011" or even "February 06, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer</i>})</b><br>
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only three updates planned for my website today -- the first two are updates to my Micro Flyers R/C Helicopter's web page stating that I have succesfully repaired the tail rotor assembly after the kitty cat got it the other day, and the last is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! <i>A NEW PICTURE</i>!!! ;-)
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/rch6.jpg"><br>
This is the first half of the repair to my poor, helpless, defenseless Micro Flyers R/C Helicopter.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/potd/raid00.jpg" width=639>
<br>
<br>
And this is my "Picture du Jour".
<br>
<br>
This is what happens when you hose the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee down with Raid "House & Garden" insecticide (<i>or "bugicide" if you prefer</i>) in an aerosol bomb.
<br>
<br>
My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.
<br>
<br>
I have no outside trips planned for today.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

02-06-11 {or "06 Feb 2011" or even "February 06, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer})
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only three updates planned for my website today -- the first two are updates to my Micro Flyers R/C Helicopter's web page stating that I have succesfully repaired the tail rotor assembly after the kitty cat got it the other day, and the last is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! A NEW PICTURE!!! ;-)


This is the first half of the repair to my poor, helpless, defenseless Micro Flyers R/C Helicopter.



And this is my "Picture du Jour".

This is what happens when you hose the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee down with Raid "House & Garden" insecticide (or "bugicide" if you prefer) in an aerosol bomb.

My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.

I have no outside trips planned for today.

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44
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 05, 2011, 05:11:57 am »
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]Unknown manufacturer 5mm Warm White LED[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fourth/b5sunjb.jpg[/img]
Light is significantly less yellow than as depicted in this photograph.

[img]http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/led1/5mmww-50.gif[/img]

[b]LOAD"HEAR-SMELL",8

SEARCHING FOR HEAR-SMELL
LOADING

READY.
RUN

THE KEEBLER ELVES ARE SO SO QUEER,
YOU CAN SMELL THEM WITH YOUR EAR.



DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS I SUPPOSE,
YOU CAN HEAR THEM WITH YOUR NOSE


READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/29/hearsmel.gif[/img]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Unknown manufacturer 5mm Warm White LED


Light is significantly less yellow than as depicted in this photograph.



LOAD"HEAR-SMELL",8

SEARCHING FOR HEAR-SMELL
LOADING

READY.
RUN

THE KEEBLER ELVES ARE SO SO QUEER,
YOU CAN SMELL THEM WITH YOUR EAR.



DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS I SUPPOSE,
YOU CAN HEAR THEM WITH YOUR NOSE


READY.




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45
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 04, 2011, 05:22:39 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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<b>02-04-11 {<i>or "04 Feb 2011" or even "February 04, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer</i>})</b><br>
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only four updates planned for my website today -- the first concerns my having shot a video of the  Green LED Badge (2) malfunctioning after it "blew up" the other day, the next concerns my having shot a video of the Monsterbadge Digital Badge in operation showing that it has no onboard censor, the next concerns my having shot a video of the USB Mini Computer "Vaccume" sucking dirt and garbage out of a computer keyboard, and the last is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! <i>A NEW PICTURE</i>...well, two actually, because they go with one another!!! ;-)
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twelfth/ledb7-1.jpg"><br>
This is the Green LED Badge (2).
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/third/mb1.jpg"><br>
This is the Monsterbadge Digital Badge.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eighteen/vacuum1.jpg"><br>
This is the USB Mini Computer "Vaccume".
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/25/paulc81.jpg" width=639>
<br>
<br>
And these are my "Pictures du Jour".
<br>
<br>
This was my "bestest" friend on the planet, <a href="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/sixth/memorial.htm" target="new">Paul Casey</a>.<br>
The memorial website is because he went to heaven on 06-16-06.
<br>
<br>
I even wrote a number of <a href="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/sixth/memoria2.exe">computer demo programs</a> in his memory.<br>
<a href="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/sixth/memoria3.exe">This version</a> runs on some Windows 98 machines (it does not work on my Toshiba laptop, but does work on my Gateway 2000 desktop); the first one runs on Windows XP (and possibly newer) only.<br>
They are executables (.EXE extension), but they are "bug-free" if you will.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/27/wwdemo8.jpg"><br>
This is a screen dump (yes, it's really called that) from one of the demos.
<br>
<br>
My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.
<br>
<br>
I have no outside trips planned for today.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

02-04-11 {or "04 Feb 2011" or even "February 04, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer})
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only four updates planned for my website today -- the first concerns my having shot a video of the  Green LED Badge (2) malfunctioning after it "blew up" the other day, the next concerns my having shot a video of the Monsterbadge Digital Badge in operation showing that it has no onboard censor, the next concerns my having shot a video of the USB Mini Computer "Vaccume" sucking dirtt and garbage out of a computer keyboard, and the last is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! A NEW PICTURE...well, two actually, because they go with one another!!! ;-)


This is the Green LED Badge (2).


This is the Monsterbadge Digital Badge.


This is the USB Mini Computer "Vaccume".



And these are my "Pictures du Jour".

This was my "bestest" friend on the planet, Paul Casey.
The memorial website is because he went to heaven on 06-16-06.

I even wrote a number of computer demo programs in his memory.
This version runs on some Windows 98 machines (it does not work on my Toshiba laptop, but does work on my Gateway 2000 desktop); the first one runs on Windows XP (and possibly newer) only.
They are executables (.EXE extension), but they are "bug-free" if you will.


This is a screen dump (yes, it's really called that) from one of the demos.

My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.

I have no outside trips planned for today.

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