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Everything Else / Re: Job Title Help?

« on: March 13, 2009, 08:15:07 pm »

I'm an assistant to the IT manager at a dental company, and my boss titled me the "Operations Technician". It serves two useful purposes. First, it in no way makes me look like an assistant, which I am. Second, nobody will know what that means, so you get to tell (lie) about everything you do up there. Because let's be real, you were never gonna be honest on your resume anyway.

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Everything Else / Re: Political Compass

« on: December 26, 2008, 06:25:11 pm »

Economic Left/Right: 2.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.36

If only I knew what that meant.

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Everything Else / Re: I'm Getting A New iPod Today

« on: November 18, 2008, 08:22:44 pm »

i've had a used shuffle for almost three years with no problems, and a nano for around two, also with no problems. they're made for durability, assuming you don't act crazy. c'mon guys... it's not a walkman!

that joke was funnier in my head. hmm...

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Everything Else / Re: How many of you guys actually voted?

« on: November 18, 2008, 08:05:08 pm »

i voted early. i was the youngest person there other than my friend that was with me. it was like waiting in line at luby's.

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Site News / Re: Cover Art & Bonus Material for Season5: Volume 2

« on: November 18, 2008, 07:58:53 pm »

*insert unreadable spongebob themed sentence here*

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The Pineapple / Re: Hi!

« on: June 21, 2008, 03:35:24 pm »

Hannah! It's been years. So this sounds weird, but around six months ago I was up in a mall in Oklahoma City, and I swear I saw you or someone who looked just like you. I was gonna say hi, but I didn't want to get maced if I was wrong. Hell, I didn't want to get maced either way, but you get my point.

On a side note: I was driving down a country road by my friend's house, and I thought I saw a pig rolling around in the mud. Turns up it was MSP. It was crazy!

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Everything Else / Re: Looking Back at Your Old Posts...

« on: June 21, 2008, 03:07:54 pm »

back then i was awesome... now i'm awesome with facial hair... oh yeah.

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Everything Else / Re: In All Seriousness...

« on: May 09, 2008, 07:26:40 pm »

Just a thought, but what if you wanted to have scalding oatmeal on your lap while going 90 down the highway? Not that I do, but it's a thought.

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Birthdays and Events! / Re: Happy birthday SizzlinSean (20)!!

« on: April 09, 2008, 08:26:17 am »

Hmm... The name sounds familiar...

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Everything Else / Re: BANNED FOR I DUNNO HOW LONG ON MISUNDERSTANDING! I DEMAND RETRIBUTIONS!!!!!

« on: January 27, 2008, 09:08:53 pm »

Everyone get behind me now!

That's what she said.

Oh, snap!

Edit: In response to the pig picture... That's not the only sausage MSP will be eating today...

Oh, snap! x2

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Everything Else / Re: BANNED FOR I DUNNO HOW LONG ON MISUNDERSTANDING! I DEMAND RETRIBUTIONS!!!!!!

« on: January 01, 2008, 09:17:48 pm »

Seems like Santa finally gave MSP that man card he's been eyeing all year for Christmas. I wonder if his mommy can get store credit for it, since it's going to get taken away from him anyway.

Oh snap.

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Everything Else / Re: New Years Resolutions?

« on: December 24, 2007, 11:44:50 am »

I wanna get trashed and make out with a hot guy.


















Haha, kidding.

Wait, I wanna get trashed and make out with a hot girl, we should talk...

Get completely out of debt. I'm like 6 grand in the hole. Don't ask how that happened.

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Everything Else / Re: Landmarks of USB, SBC, and SZ

« on: December 19, 2007, 06:07:25 pm »

The Sean is a seapickle thread. It truly wooped a large amount of butt.

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Everything Else / Re: How many days do you go to a restaurant?

« on: September 15, 2006, 08:04:11 am »

Like three or four times a week, at least. :-D You kids need to get out more.

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Everything Else / Re: School....:(

« on: August 27, 2006, 11:50:48 am »

I start college tomorrow, and I'm not exactly sure what my room numbers are... Uh oh.