I was created straight out of the dark pit of hate, allow me to explain the setting on my birthday...22/07/89.
This was all documented by my sister and dad, they thought it was strange and disturbing:
Thunderstorm.
Power went out twice.
A building down the street mysteriously caught fire.
3 funeral cars drove past the hospital as I was being born.
The birth took 20 hours.
I was 2 weeks over-due.
When born, I weighed twice the amount of my sister..who was fairly fat for her age.
Coincidence? Perhaps...
So if my birth was a small nightmare, my life is a living nightmare, but when I die so does that nightmare.
My hair is dark blue.
And I was NEVER given the option to not study RE (religious education) but after heaves of whining and complaining about how I wanted to do double-award science instead of RE, the school gave me the science I wished for.
And where did you get that idea 'school lies to you sometimes' from!?
Tell me now...