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« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2005, 01:08:11 pm »
Yo momma.

What is 1+1?
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« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2005, 01:20:25 pm »
Eleven.

Why is?

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« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2005, 01:38:54 pm »
Because

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« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2005, 03:13:28 pm »
Salmon.

Why are trees green?

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« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2005, 03:42:11 pm »
Because they're made of money.

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« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2005, 07:55:59 pm »
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Because they're made of money.

Why do people wear glasses?
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Because some people need 4 eyes to see.

Why is black always so dark?

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« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2005, 09:48:25 pm »
Because peaches attatcked his mother.

Why are sandwiches not filled with sand?

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« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2005, 07:59:07 am »
because Drain-O tastes OH! so much better.




If it takes twenty minutes to hard-boil one goose egg, then what color are the dogs on Venus?

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« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2005, 04:13:45 pm »
Like Chicken, everything tastes like chicken.

Why is Santa so fat?

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« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2005, 06:49:56 pm »
Because Homer Simpson is Santa.
Why do babies cry?

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« Reply #40 on: June 11, 2005, 11:07:51 am »
They Hate You


Whats A Taco ?

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« Reply #41 on: June 11, 2005, 11:14:26 am »
An ocat spelled backwards

Why are sharpies called sharpies?

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« Reply #42 on: June 11, 2005, 02:25:54 pm »
Because they're sharp.
Why is Windows number 1?

In order to make it through the world one needs some insanity.

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« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2005, 02:41:52 pm »
Because The Cats an orange Tomato.

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« Reply #44 on: June 11, 2005, 03:04:14 pm »
As long as my toes.


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