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patrick12q · « **Reply #75 on:** June 16, 2005, 07:05:47 am »

i'm abot to destroy my t.v
why?

Thomas · « **Reply #76 on:** June 16, 2005, 07:18:17 am »

Because it swore at you.

Why is the white rabbit actually purple!!?

weird_4 · « **Reply #77 on:** June 16, 2005, 07:30:04 am »

Because it fell into some paint.
Who let the dogs out?

patrick12q · « **Reply #78 on:** June 16, 2005, 07:32:46 am »

billy did
if i had invader zim as a pet,how would he kill me?

Thomas · « **Reply #79 on:** June 16, 2005, 07:34:54 am »

He would fry your brains with something silly but powerful.

Why is DIBs head so big?

patrick12q · « **Reply #80 on:** June 16, 2005, 09:57:32 am »

he ate a banana with nuts on it
how old is john k.?

Thomas · « **Reply #81 on:** June 17, 2005, 04:26:31 am »

As old as a rotten prune.

Why is microsoft so crap?

patrick12q · « **Reply #82 on:** June 17, 2005, 07:10:38 am »

because it was made out of poop.
wheres the butter?

weird_4 · « **Reply #83 on:** June 17, 2005, 07:37:28 am »

In your nose.
What does E=MCsq mean?

Banana · « **Reply #84 on:** June 17, 2005, 09:09:46 am »

It means Energy = mass x (speed of light) squared.

How many baloons does it take to fill up a microwave?

-Banana

weird_4 · « **Reply #85 on:** June 17, 2005, 09:44:17 pm »

300.
Why do people die?

Banana · « **Reply #86 on:** June 18, 2005, 02:15:57 am »

Because of YOU...

Is?

-Banana

Thomas · « **Reply #87 on:** June 18, 2005, 05:08:21 am »

food!!

How much food can be stored in one box!?

weird_4 · « **Reply #88 on:** June 18, 2005, 07:40:17 pm »

Not much.
Am I an idiot?

oscar_the_grouch · « **Reply #89 on:** June 18, 2005, 07:56:49 pm »

Only if you are a Spark plug dancing under the Arabian Sea.

Why do pickles not dance?

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