Topic: If You Were to Fend Off a Zombie Horde...

[Roger]

Creativity counts here.

Personally, I'd use a spiked horseshoe attached to a rope...or maybe something else.  I'll post it later.

[GrEeNdAyFrEaK]

A spork. Definitely a spork.

[Jackie-Boy]

This is a very tough question. I need a few days to think about this.

[Jackie-Boy]

Sorry to double post, but I had an idea.

First thing I would do is go down to the auditorium. Once inside I would secure the door to last for a short while. Then it's off to the sound room to turn on the PA system and start taunting the undead. At this point they should be breaking through the doors and waddling into the auditorium. With all things going according to plan I would reach into my pocket and pull out Michael Jacksons hit single "Thriller" and stick it in the stereo, putting it on repeat. Then I would shoot them all with specially-made mind bullets to obey the music. After that it's time to kick back and watch the zombies get funky in coordinated dance grooves. As they do that I would prepare my weapon... a Boomstick that fires Hanzo Steel katanas!

[~angelene's dreams]

Just gimmee my sawed-off double barrell shotgun, son.  It's @ss-kicking time.

[ssj4gogita4]

I like spraying air freshner in their eyes. After that happens, I'll kick them where it hurts and then beat the poop out of them

[~angelene's dreams]

no no nonononononono.  you can ONLY defeat a zombie by blowing it's head OFF.  

[Chongster]

any nearby blunt object will do me fine, such as a kettle, a broom, a computer monitor, or indeed any other house hold object that i can find handy.

[~angelene's dreams]

you're only gonna ::Dolphin Noise:: the bugger off mate.....

[patrick12q]

i would blast them with a super atomic nuclear bomb lazer!!!!!
                                                                                               
                                                                                :spam_laser:

[Spider-Boogie]

I'd use a shotgun and a machine gun.

[DiE HaRrD PuNk]

a machine gun and a couple grenades, i thinkl that'll do the trick!

[Chrono]

Hmmmm, I'd have to play really really really loud house music to make their heads a splode...

[King Neptune]

A spork. Definitely a spork.

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Dang you took mine sporks rule I guess I would use the kool-aid guy.

[IZ]

I'd lure them all into a spaceship, kill them by beating them with a guitar (quick draw mcgraw style) and take an escape pod, and let the ship go into the sun.