Good news, guys, I created some characters of my own. Just for fun.
This is Agent 3467895. The number is how many people he has killed. It goes up one for every person killed. Ignore his red fro. He asks that you don't make fun of it or he will kill you hard. His past is a mystery. He likes bubble gum.
This is Dr. Tim. He is Agent 3467895's gadget master, ala 007's Q. He's slightly neurotic and is still a virgin at 58 years old. He is a pathetic hack. He is holding in his hands a prototype laser-sword of types which he will probably end up cutting himself with.
This is Shirley Brick, Agent 3467895's prison confidant. He knows a lot of criminals, so he is valuable. Prison has turned him a little crazy. He offers weekly shoe-tying lessons in the rec hall. His mother is white.
This is Baron von Schvelmer. He is an evil man who enjoys taunting Satan and molesting puppies. He and Agent 3467895 have a past. A bad one. No one know what it is but they know there is one because whenever Agent 3467895 and Baron von Schvelmer encounter one another, they scowl and call each other nasty names and argue about which one of them was mother's favorite. Their past together is unknown.
This is Unknown. He is not known at all. His hair is orange and he is in a straightjacket. He is probably insane. We're not sure why. Oh, and his eyes are all black, and they also make noise. We're not sure why. The noise it makes is high pitched and happens every two hours, seven minutes, and twelve seconds. Anyone who hears it will explode. We're not sure why.
