Topic: bloody GIR

[patrick12q]

sorry for double posting,no,triple posting,but i got a story for it.

                           THE DAY THE EARTH WENT STUPID
One pacticluer day,was a day,on one pactcleirier world,one pacticluer irken,with one pact-...stupid robot,things were about to go coo coo...

zim(pressing some buttons on his main computer,in his lab):hello mighty tallest!

GIR:where are they?i want to see giants!i wanna!!!i wanna!!!!i wannnnaaaaaaa!!!!!!

zim:shut up,GIR!

red:did you really have to call us now?what the heck is wrong?

zim:GIR doesn't seem to be making any progress on being smart and stuff,but he's acting stupider tham usual,this week.are you guys trying to kill me?

gir:GIVE ME A PONY!!!!(crashes through roof)

zim:he's going to ruin my mission!

puple (in reds ear):he's on to us...

red:how'd he get smart?

purple:i have no...

zim:ahem!can we get back to buisness?

red:hold on zim,uh,we gotta get a,uh,mutated pizza(screen goes blank)

zim:mutated pizza?i won't fall for that one again!come on,GIR,i have a idea to get red of dib.

(shows dib on computer,watching him)

dib:well,i got a plan to defeat you!muhahahahahahahahaha(presses a button,releasing a brain control probe)muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(dibs eyes turn red)

TO BE CONTINUEED...

so,what do you guys think?

[King Neptune]

Is that all of it because if it is it doesn't explain how he got bloody.

[patrick12q]

no,it was just part one.i'm thinking of part 2 as we speak.its kind of going to be a remake of GIR goes crazy and stuff,kinda.

[King Neptune]

Oh ok now I got it.

[Sheldon J. Plankton]

Ha ha, funny.

[patrick12q]

prof.membrane:dib!

(dibs eyes turn to normal)

dib:coming dad!(eyes turn back to red)heehee!(goes down stairs.noises can be heard,a knife can also be heard.)

                      MEANWHILE...
(zim walks to dibs house)
zim(gaz voice):dib!get out here before i crush your wood pipe!dib!(normal voice)hmm...i'd better check it out.

                 MEANWHILE...
red:have you found out whats happening to zim?

puple:he's gaining smartness from GIR

red:GIR has smartness?

purple:a little bit.

red:what should we do?

purple:i have no clue,he might acctually invade earth succesfully!

red:we can't let that happend!can we...no,its a stupid idea.

purple:what?can we what?

red(looks at him)

purple:your right,its foolish.

(TAK s watching them.she releases the monsters.alarms goes off.they chase TAK.TAK go in a spaceship.)

guard:get her!

[Thomas]

I read about the Bloody Gir online.  Wasn't it hidden in the frame of one of the episodes?  Jhonen tends to hide a lot of things in frames...

-Banana

[snapback]199962[/snapback]

This is REALLY old news.
But you are correct.
In a vast amount of selected episode, an image of bloody GIR is hidden somewhere.

The ones I found are:
Mortos Der SoulStealer
Bad, bad rubber piggy
Room with a moose

This SHOULD be in NICK.

[King Neptune]

Nice story it's comeing along really good.

[patrick12q]

(TAK is getting chased by the irken guards,intense music is playing,the irken guards blast at her spaceship,hitting each shot.)

TAK(ship shakes):rrrrrr!i gotta fight back!SIR!get them!

SIR:yes,master!

(SIR goes out and destroys 8 irken ships,only 5 remain)

irken#1:we have  break out our deadliest weapon!hey,TAK ain't a invader,where'd she get a SIR unit?

irken#8:she must've stole it!she's mad!if we catch her,we'll have to put her in one of those crazy buckets!

irken#w:wait,thats not a SIR!its a US-(ship gets destroyed)

irken#5:wre?wre?we lost wre and his crew!but he was saying it was a new robot,a USR!(ship gets destroyed)

(he irken ships blast at the USRthe blasts bounce off the USR.the USR suddenly grows bright)

irken#5:oh no!its doing it ultimate attack!

irken#1:how do you know so much about it,fart?

irken#5:uhhh...i was one who helped creati-aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh-(a flash of light is seen,once it fades away,nothing can be seen besides a USR,and a destroyed spaceship heading for earth...

[King Neptune]

I didn't really get that last one.

[patrick12q]

what didn't you understand about it?it was TAK being chased in by irken guards in a intense spaceship scene

(zim walks into dibs house.see's prof.membrane lieing on the floor.)

zim:GIR!check for life.

(waits)

zim:GIR?

(see's GIR acting very stupid)

zim:GIR!

GIR:ice cream!

zim:GIR,i...(spaceship crashes into dib's house.)

GIR:huh?

(GIR looks down the hole where dib's house used to be.)

(GIR's eye color goes from blue,to gray.GIR falls down the hole)

[King Neptune]

Oh yeah now I get it.

[Sb129]

The story behind Bloody Gir:
Jhonen wanted to put a bloody version of "the cutest" character but Nick wouldn't allow it so the crew snuck it into a ton of episodes after "Bad,Bad Rubber Piggy".Not many have been found yet.

[patrick12q]

zim(wakes up,see's dibs house,and TAKS spaceship destroyed.)where am i?(is on a giant brain)i must be on earths brain!wow!this fanfic is all about being stupid,and smart,and brains!GIR?GIR?where are you?

dib(gets up and knocks zim out,again):muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!now earth will be mine!(dib turns into timmys mom)oops!(turns into nik)thats better!oog-ah?where are you?

TAK(weakly):i'm over here!(gets up and turns into oog-ah,looks damadged)

nik:hang in there,buddy

oog-ah:i-i-i...(dies)

nik(looks sad):whats this?(see's GIR)hmm,i wonder who made this heap of garbage,it needs uploading.(see's USR)i might have lost 1,but now i have 2!muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!


            MEANWHILE...
red:it seems TAK got away,and destroyed all our  guards.she also released the matreens!

purple:THE WHAT?!we HAVE to get them!

red:don't you remember the last time we tried to catch them?it took 2 million years!we even set up a olympics for who could catch the most matreens!the whole universe is doomed now.actually,all the universes are doomed!every stinkin' planet!every stinkin' city!every stinkin' everything!we're all doomed!

(purple hits red)

red:thanks,now we should try and find them all!

[patrick12q]

zim(gets up):err,what happend last night?

dib(also gets up):zim!what did you do with my dad?

zim:i found him like that, grease monkey child.

dib(wrestles him to the ground):rrr!you lier!(punches him)you'll pay!

zim(getting annoyed):rrrrrr!enough!(blasts him)

dib:aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(falls to the ground)

zim:now to find GIR...(hears explosion)what was that?(a boom comes closer)whatever it is,it sounds...wait, it's night already?(a robotic arm attacks zim)aaarrrrrrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!(see's USR)what?

USR:your doom has come,zim!

zim:how'd you know my name?

voice(in background):its programmed to know your name(shows that the alien speaking is nik), zim!

zim:nik!what are you doing here?

nik:i'm here for revenge! come, raptor!

(GIR comes and attacks zim)

zim:ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!