Here is the first match!
Juan The Egghole: And welcome to Bikini Bottom International Fighting Match Season 2 for a whole new year of cartoon characters beating the crap outta' each other. I'm Juan The Egghole and I'm with my 3 color commentators, patrick12q, Sheldon J. Plankton and weird_4, and we've got an interesting matchup today between two 2 time winners from last year and 2 newbies.
weird_4: Yep, and their playing on seperate teams.
Juan: On one end of the stadium, one time winner Rocko and newcomer Dagget Beaver!
(Crowd cheers)
Sheldon J. Plankton: Rocko is just so popular, everybody loves him.
patrick12q: Yeah, if you ask me nobody seems to care about Dag.
Juan: And on the other team, one time winner Squidward Tentacles and newcomer Norbert Beaver.
Silence
patrick12q: Meh, Squidward was never really that popular.
Juan The Egghole: And the fight has started!
Squidward and Dag are fighting
Sheldon: Squidward really is using those suction cups to his advantage.
Squidward has Dag attached to the suction cups, and is punching Dag against the wall
weird: This is certainly violent folks.
Sheldon: Didn't you know, this show is rated TV-MA.
Juan: OUCH!
Dag manages to bite off Squidwards tentacle, then starts biting off more
Juan: And it seems Dag had found a flaw in Squidwards plan, he's biting of his tentacles.
pat: Uh, I have just recieved confirmation this show is now rated TV-65, the first show to ever achieve that rating.
Juan: Here comes Rocko to finish Squidward off.
Rocko punches Squidward in the nose, Squidward is K.O.
Juan: And it's a knock-out! Rocko and Dag now only have Norbert to go.
pat: Already their rushing Squidward to the hospital!
Dag and Rocko circle Norbert
Juan: This ones gonna hurt!....
To be continued