CHAPTER 1-the begining
it was the begining of time, and planets have been created, but we'll start here, on the planet irk, 2 giant irkens awoke...
red:hey?we're alive!
purple:why?were we dead?
red:no you idiot!it's the begining of time!
puple:how do you know that?
red:uhhh, i don't know!
puple:hmm...it's kind of lonely here...
red:so?we've got snacks!(they look, there's a feild of snacks)
purple:cool!(they go out and start eating snacks)
purple:hey!look!cheese booger seeds!
red:eh, i think we should buid civilization!
purple:eh, you go ahead!
red(angry):eerrrr!fine!if we ever get alien/robot slaves, i'll be the one most remembered!
purple(planting the seeds):whatever!
red(shows red building something, later, he goes up to red, he's covered with oil and looks tired)well, i got the robot slave thing worked out, they're now building civilization.
robot:here's a throne, my leaders!
red:leaders?(looks at purple)
purple:i kinda snuck in and made them command you and me!sorry!
red:you fat, stupid idiot!
puple:HEY!I AIN'T FAT!and whats the matter?how does making the robots obey both of us make me an idiot?
red:EERRRRR!I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU, OR TALK TO YOU AGAIN!SO LET ME SETTLE SOMETHING!(shows red where the city is, and shows purple in a open area)that's your half of the planet, that mine!
purple:but...
red:no BUTTS!GO!FROM NOW ON, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
purple(slowly walks away, sadly):well, bye(contiues walking)
red:at least i won't see him again!he was starting to get on my nerves
purple:i wish i didn't anger him, well, i hope he changes his mind, i hope he does.
4 YEARS LATER
purple:it's getting lonely HERE!AND I'M LOST!RED?RED?!RED?!
(cuts to red)
red:now!we shall rule the universe!
robots yeah!yeah!yeah!
purple(falls out of bush):ow!woa!i must've went all the way around the planet!
red:get him!he's a traitor!
purple:wha-?noooo!no!no!nnnnnnnooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
