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« on: August 09, 2005, 06:09:21 pm »
Greetings, my legions of adoring fans!  I am Plankton, soon to be God of the sea!  Before I become famous, however, I have decided to open a thread on this "forum" you call it.  I will be open to any questions you have.  Thank you.

-Plankton
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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2005, 06:10:10 pm »
What's the Krabby Patty secret formula?
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Banana

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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2005, 06:14:24 pm »
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What's the Krabby Patty secret formula?
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What are you, some idiotic loser who has weasel nuts for brains?  Don't you ever watch the show, for crying out loud?  I can't tell you, because I don't HAVE the formula.  Oh yes, I have tried many times, always scheming, always devising new plans... but that DARN OLD CRUSTACEAN stops me!  I mean, hasn't he ever heard of "sharing" for crying out loud?  I wish I could just go in there and blow him up with a bazooka but the darn TV censors would never show it!  So there!  That's your answer!

-Plankton
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2005, 06:19:27 pm »
doesn't this belong in the games forum?
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Banana

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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2005, 06:22:00 pm »
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doesn't this belong in the games forum?
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Oh, what a wonderful question! "Doesn't this belong in the games forum?" I have probably just made the greatest thread in the eternity of...well...life....and all you can care about is what forum it is in?  You make me siiiiiiiiiick!

-Plankton
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weird_4

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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2005, 06:28:55 pm »
Do you have to throw up?
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Banana

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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2005, 06:34:50 pm »
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Do you have to throw up?
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Uhh.  I thought you people would be asking me USEFUL questions, not this pointless crap!  Well, I guess pointless crap is better than nothing but still..."Do I have to throw up?"  Well, let's see, I don't particularly remember any times I threw up...I'm pretty sure Plankton don't throw up after all, and...Oh wait!  Yeah, there waaaaaaaas that one time where I had the inconvenience of having to walk in on Squidward...*gulp* NAKED.  On TV they cover everything up, but in real life...it ain't a pretty sight you see.  That made me blind for an entire week!  Put some clothes on, guy!

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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2005, 06:54:42 pm »
could you send me a pic of squid naked?
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2005, 07:13:53 pm »
Ha ha! This is great.

What is your next devious plan?
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2005, 07:56:04 pm »
Yeah. What's your next evil plan?
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2005, 11:26:30 pm »
I have a question for the all-knowing plankton...

Rumors are that Karen comes up with all the plans for you. Is this true? And if so, when are you going to think up one yourself?
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2005, 05:23:07 am »
Plankton-

What do you do when your not trying to steal the Krabby Pattty formula? Are you and Karen planning on having kids? Why did you run away from your family?
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weird_4

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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2005, 07:11:04 am »
It's impossible for Plankton and Karren to have kids. Why? I don't know.
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2005, 07:14:03 am »
me first!do you have a picture of squid naked?
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2005, 07:34:52 am »
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could you send me a pic of squid naked?
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Um, excuse me?  Do you, Mr. Perv, mean you WANT to stab forks into your eyes and run out of the house screaming?  You think I keep images of X-Rated Squid on my computer?  I would rather sign a peace treaty with Mr. Krabs!

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Ha ha! This is great.

What is your next devious plan?
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[color]Ah, my next evil plan is going to finally get me what I deserve!  By using only fish eyeballs, I...HEY!  Wait a minute!  How do I know you're not in cahoots with that foul stupid Krab?  If I went around telling everyone MY secret plans, those cops would be on me faster than...err...something fast![/color]

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I have a question for the all-knowing plankton... (Oooh!  This one starts out good!)

Rumors are that Karen comes up with all the plans for you. Is this true? And if so, when are you going to think up one yourself?
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Wha...fgz...agfl..qwertyuiop...KAREN!

Yes, dear?

Have you been spreading rumors again with your little computer friends?


*Giggling* Well, yes, honey, but...

Haven't I told you exactly 27.42063 times not too?

But what I'm saying is...

I'm not going to have a good reputation if you keep telling these FALSE LIES about me

False?  But Plankton, I do come up with all your plan...

Shut up!  SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!

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Well, ssj, I can say with 100% truth that I come up with all of my ingenious plans.  I mean come on.  Why would I leave such an important task in the hands of a clumsy computer like this one?

You designed me!

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!  Ok, what's this next one here...

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What do you do when your not trying to steal the Krabby Pattty formula? Are you and Karen planning on having kids? Why did you run away from your family?
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Ooo!  It's a triple threat.  OK, here you go, copycat...

1. What do I do when I'm not trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula...well...all kind of things!  I got my labrador back here that I sometimes play with, and I like to watch the Gold channel...and, of course, I waste my time here at this idiotic community...
2. Kids?  What?!  I'm a busy man already!

Oh, I think kids would be a GREAT idea!

What?  You don't even have reproductive organs!

You could always build some...

Let's not go there.  Moving on to question #3, why did I run away from my family...Why did I run away from my family?  Didn't you ever see "Plankton's Army"?  My whole family is just a bunch of rednecks and hillbillies!  Living with them was torture!  An evil genius like myself can't live in such a society!  They never even heard of a computer!  One day I finally snapped and couldn't take it anymore.  I packed my bags to seak out my destiny...and believe me, this sure as rain ain't it.

Well, that's it for now!  Keep on askin' me questions and I will keep on answerin' me.

Your god,
Plankton
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