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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2005, 07:39:38 am »
What happened to my other question?
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2005, 07:42:44 am »
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What happened to my other question?
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Don't you read posts, skull for brains, I already answered it!  Geez, you are such a blutthering sack of retarded taters that I don't even...

PLANKTON!

Ermm...your right Karen, maybe I SHOULD be nicer to my fans...er...anyway...yeah, I already answered it.

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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2005, 07:43:42 am »
The second one?????
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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2005, 07:46:11 am »
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The second one?????
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Ugh, I already said why Karen and I can't have kids!  Now let's move on!  Stop cluttering up the thread with your spam!

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« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2005, 08:30:08 am »
Did't I ask, what your next evil plan was. And you already answered it. Lemme ask you this, if you could trade places with anyone(instead of Mr. Krabs) who would you trade places with?
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« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2005, 01:10:45 pm »
Mr. Plankton...your soooooooooo sexy
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« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2005, 02:09:49 pm »
how old are  you plankton?


by the way, i sent a murderer to your house to kill you.
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« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2005, 02:17:02 pm »
Mr... err..Plankton was it??? Yeah, I have a question, why do you care about the censors?
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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2005, 03:34:42 pm »
The network says your'e falling in love in a September episode. If so who would you fall in love with?  


How did you get out of jail?
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« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2005, 07:38:48 am »
Plankton do you know Sandy Cheeks
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« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2005, 08:26:27 am »
Ugh, what a day...3 failed world domination attempts, steped on 17 times, and that stupid lab...

]Bark Bark!

SHUT UP YOU MANGY MUTT!!! Ugh...and now I have all this ridiculous fan-mail to look forward too.  I wish I could just die right now!

(Giant lazer pops out of the ceiling aimed directly at Plankton)

I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

(Giant lazer goes back)

Uhhh...let's see what we have today.

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Mr. Plankton...your soooooooooo sexy

Oh, ummm...I don't know what to say...I've never been called that in my life...uh...so, are you doing anything Fri-

Planktoooooon...

What?!

Are you forgetting that you are already engaged to someone?

Hey, I'm your maker and I can destroy you any time I want!

*Sob* I GUESS YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!  WAAAAAA-

(Plankton shuts off Karen)

Thank goodness.  Anyway let's continue...

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how old are you plankton?


by the way, i sent a murderer to your house to kill you.

I happen to be a 7,000 year old pan-dimensional hyper intelligent being re-incarnated into the form of Plankton!

You told me you were only 12

HOW DID YOU TURN BACK ON?!?!

Don't worry about that, worry about the filthy lies you have been telling.

I don't want a computer to preach to me, I just want...

You know some day these lies will catch up on you someday, and...

SHUT UP!!!

You can't tell me to shut up, I'm your wife!  Now, I think you shoud...

(Several hours later)

(Plankton drolling on his desk asleep)

I hope you understood all this

(Plankton wakes up)

Yeah, sure, just be quiet!  Ugh...now what's this about a murderer?  Oh yeah!  My lab had a good time devouring him.  What's next...

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The network says your'e falling in love in a September episode. If so who would you fall in love with?


How did you get out of jail?

Well, Mr. weird name that I don't know how to pronounce, I don't plan on falling in love...lving with Karen, I know that love can be a cruel painful thing.  A very, very, very cruel thing.  And about jail...I'm not sure I've ever been there...however, I have been sent to solitary confinement and rehab quite a few times...I escaped, however, using my EXTREME WIT!

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Plankton do you know Sandy Cheeks

Do I?  Oh yes!  There is nothing I hate more than Sandy Cheeks!  Why, I despisde lying in the sand and having your cheeks covered in...[/color]

I think he means the squirrel, Plankton...

The squirrel?  Oh, well, I have had some bad experiences with her...

(Flashback)

Plankton?  I'm here for that tea party you were talking about...

THERE YOU ARE!  YES!  HA HA HA HA!!

(Plankton straps Sandy down to a chair)

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU, WE CAN CROSS BREED AND HAVE A HALF SQUIRREL HALF PLANKTON CHILD THAT WILL HELP US RULE THE WORLD!!  IT WAS ALL MY GENIUS PLAN!!  HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Umm, Plankton...these straps are made of chocolate...I ate  my way out of them...

What?  Ohh...err...yeah...I forgot about that...um...[color]

(Cut back to normal)

That was the most painful beating of my life...ugh...well, goodbye everybody, I hope you all die someday...

-Plankton


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« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2005, 08:43:18 am »
Plankton why are you mean to Mr Krabs if you are nice to him he will give you a krabby patty
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« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2005, 09:01:23 am »
Plankton, you say you still havent managed to get the formula to the Krabby Patty, what was that whole palaver then in which you stole neptunes crown and had Mr. Krabs frozen, and then stole the formula...im quite sure you got it then, and started making the patties....are you lying to us Mr. Plankton?
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« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2005, 09:18:14 am »
Plankton why are you mean to mr krabs if you are nice to him he will give you a krabby patty
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« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2005, 09:49:41 am »
Plankton, how come you didn't answer my question?
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