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Porkchopgo

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« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2005, 10:18:08 am »
okay but Plankton do you like Beyblade

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« Reply #46 on: August 15, 2005, 11:30:25 am »
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answer my question now or ill have to report you all
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Yes, because that will work.

Porkchopgo

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« Reply #47 on: August 15, 2005, 01:03:12 pm »
hello plankton does mr krabs like you

Banana

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« Reply #48 on: August 15, 2005, 01:29:57 pm »
I give up.  Porkchopgo has ruined this thread.  Goodbye.

Yeah, you complete and utter numbskull!!

-Banana
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Porkchopgo

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« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2005, 01:32:36 pm »
sorry

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« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2005, 12:33:49 pm »
It's okay. I know how you feel.

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« Reply #51 on: August 24, 2005, 01:58:26 am »
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could you send me a pic of squid naked?
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Um, excuse me?  Do you, Mr. Perv, mean you WANT to stab forks into your eyes and run out of the house screaming?  You think I keep images of X-Rated Squid on my computer?  I would rather sign a peace treaty with Mr. Krabs!

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Ha ha! This is great.

What is your next devious plan?
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[color]Ah, my next evil plan is going to finally get me what I deserve!  By using only fish eyeballs, I...HEY!  Wait a minute!  How do I know you're not in cahoots with that foul stupid Krab?  If I went around telling everyone MY secret plans, those cops would be on me faster than...err...something fast![/color]

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I have a question for the all-knowing plankton... (Oooh!  This one starts out good!)

Rumors are that Karen comes up with all the plans for you. Is this true? And if so, when are you going to think up one yourself?
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Wha...fgz...agfl..qwertyuiop...KAREN!

Yes, dear?

Have you been spreading rumors again with your little computer friends?


*Giggling* Well, yes, honey, but...

Haven't I told you exactly 27.42063 times not too?

But what I'm saying is...

I'm not going to have a good reputation if you keep telling these FALSE LIES about me

False?  But Plankton, I do come up with all your plan...

Shut up!  SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!

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Well, ssj, I can say with 100% truth that I come up with all of my ingenious plans.  I mean come on.  Why would I leave such an important task in the hands of a clumsy computer like this one?

You designed me!

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!  Ok, what's this next one here...

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Plankton-

What do you do when your not trying to steal the Krabby Pattty formula? Are you and Karen planning on having kids? Why did you run away from your family?
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Ooo!  It's a triple threat.  OK, here you go, copycat...

1. What do I do when I'm not trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula...well...all kind of things!  I got my labrador back here that I sometimes play with, and I like to watch the Gold channel...and, of course, I waste my time here at this idiotic community...
2. Kids?  What?!  I'm a busy man already!


Oh, I think kids would be a GREAT idea!

What?  You don't even have reproductive organs!

You could always build some...

Let's not go there.  Moving on to question #3, why did I run away from my family...Why did I run away from my family?  Didn't you ever see "Plankton's Army"?  My whole family is just a bunch of rednecks and hillbillies!  Living with them was torture!  An evil genius like myself can't live in such a society!  They never even heard of a computer!  One day I finally snapped and couldn't take it anymore.  I packed my bags to seak out my destiny...and believe me, this sure as rain ain't it.

Well, that's it for now!  Keep on askin' me questions and I will keep on answerin' me.

Your god,
Plankton

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YOUR NOT PLANKTON YOUR BANANA!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #52 on: August 24, 2005, 06:37:45 am »
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YOUR NOT PLANKTON YOUR BANANA!!!!!!!!
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GASP!!!!



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« Reply #53 on: August 24, 2005, 06:58:25 am »
But that's what Plankton would most likely to say in real life. Right?