"Now, I have a machine gun ho ho ho." - Bruce Willis, die hard
Hey buddy it's John McClane don't forget it!

Arbiter: Okay, seriously where the f*** is Call of Duty 4? You did somehthing with it, didn't you?
Master Chief: no its rite h33r*Hands Arbiter crappy case he made himself* c?
Arbiter: *Looks at it* What in Christ's name is this?
Chief: c*** of doody 4!!1 modirn g**f***stupid
Arbiter: You can't possibly expect me to beleive---
Chief: go ahed!1 pleh it!1
Arbiter: There isn't even a disc in this in here. It's just a chocolate chip cookie with a hole in it.
Arby n the Chief, Episode 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzgXGACAU20