Topic: Favorite Quotes

[MiraclrPlz]

the video takes up the most form

[oscar_the_grouch]

"I've got no strings to hold me down
To make me fret, to make me frown
I had strings but now I'm free
There are no strings on me"

Pinnochio

[Band8PGeek]

This is not a bump.

"Working class is not allowed to meddle with feudal law," ordered King Charles.
"Feudal law!?" repeated Sunshine, offended. "I'm not the one starting a fued, you are!"

"I don't reckon he'll be on our boiler-housing anymore," chortled Ten-Cents.
"No, sir!" agreed Zebedee. "He's suffered at the hand of the King's Curse."
"The King's Curse!?" repeated King Charles. "There's no such thing! Don't start drivelling, peasant!"
"Look who's talking!" teased Sunshine, and the other tugs all laughed loudly. King Charles just seethed with exasperation.
"It's true is the King's Curse," added Zebedee. "He whose name is after a king, who brags too much and acts like a king, but treats all others at too low a rate must see the ultimate fate."

"Well," answered Violet reasonably, "there's absolutely no point in trying not to use [Zilch's] parts. Unless they take their new parts from that battered tug, they get absolutely no parts at all; Zero, Zilch, Zip, Zug......"
"Zorran," joked Zebedee, and they all laughed.

Ten-Cents and Sunshine overheard [the conversation], and although Sunshine was pleased to see that Violet's wish [of parenthood] had been granted, Ten-Cents really began to worry.
"I don't like it, Sunshine," he said nervously. "With that smaller switcher [another one of my friend's fan characters] on her deck as well as her own work, she could damage her own health."
"You worry too much, Ten-Cents," chuckled Sunshine, who knew nothing about how tiring childcare could get for a mother. "Violet can't fail with that switcher."
"So you say," answered Ten-Cents, "but judging a book by its cover is one of the top ten ways of making life difficult."

The tugs were all horrified. A long train of exclamations ensued;
"What??" (This came from Ten-Cents)
"Eh?" (Sunshine)
"Good grief!" (Olden Golden)
"FLIPPIN' 'ECK!" (Jasper and Jade)
"Suffering Stacks!" (Blue Funnel)
"Well, of all the Laurel and Hardy!" (Inigo)
"Losh sakes!" (Alligator Glasgow)
"Great Scot!" (King Yellow)
"Begorra!" (Malachite)
"Bust my buffers!" (Sir Handel Brown)

"What a lot of fan characters!" - me

"YOU IDIOT, AMBER!!!" thundered Blue Funnel. "LOSING US A SWITCHER LIKE THAT! YOU NEVER LEARN ANY SENSE!"
"Well, of all the blasted nerve!" exclaimed King Yellow. "The first piece of advice you give to a young switcher, and it's "Buzz off and look for who-the-bally-blazes yourself!" How could you be so stupid?"
"You wait until the Colonel hears about this!" snapped Machalite. "He'll probably sink you if you're unlucky, 'cause you go off and make him say things to Captain Angelis that he normally wouldn't, like "a small refund?"!"
"And just think of what damage it'll do to this fleet!" agreed Inigo. "Good morning, tugs, I'm afraid I can no longer afford any more heavy repairs at Brinkley's Boatyard; because of that stupid "small refund", half of the money's coming out of my pocket!"

"What's that?" wondered Norramby as he came into the dock.
"SHSH!" hissed a voice. "Ignore her, Norramby. That's a bad mother."
"Why a bad mother?" asked Norramby. "She doesn't look like it to me."
"She plunged a switcher into trouble," explained the other voice.
"I see. She must be that annoyed thing that disliked children."
"She needs to take a few tips from Amber," added the voice cheekily. "She has the best "mother's reputation", and should be in charge of everything."
Norramby laughed loudly. "Great job you do, Amber!!" he joked, and both Violet and the whisperer joined in on his laughter.

"I'll squeeze you like a hat? What the heck?"

[ilovespongebob]

ooooh.....there's that randomness again....





Hmmmmm.... erm.....can't remember where this is from but: "It is you that can control what happens in your future,no-one else can..."     WOW...now THAT'S a quote of the ages....

[VulturEMaN]

LOL

[ilovespongebob]

dont *lol* me.... or...i'll call u a nasty name lolz

[Sponge-Bart]

"Ahh, dinner. The perfect break between work and beer." - Homer Simpson

[Sb129]

"Now, I have a machine gun ho ho ho." - Bruce Willis, die hard 

Hey buddy it's John McClane don't forget it! 

Arbiter: Okay, seriously where the f*** is Call of Duty 4? You did somehthing with it, didn't you?
Master Chief: no its rite h33r*Hands Arbiter crappy case he made himself* c?
Arbiter: *Looks at it* What in Christ's name is this?
Chief: c*** of doody 4!!1 modirn g**f***stupid
Arbiter: You can't possibly expect me to beleive---
Chief: go ahed!1 pleh it!1
Arbiter: There isn't even a disc in this in here. It's just a chocolate chip cookie with a hole in it.

Arby n the Chief, Episode 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzgXGACAU20

[spongebobverfield]

i'd post a pic of myself but i look like an ugly monkey

[telephony]

"185,999.998 Miles per Second...Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law" (seen on a bumper sticker).

[SpongebobGirl01]

"185,999.998 Miles per Second...Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law" (seen on a bumper sticker).

the best bumper sticker I've seen was "I ran out sick days...so I called in DEAD."

[plungyspongey]

Squdward:

mr. plankton, you can't do this to me! If you think that im gonna stand out there and listen to:

spongebob:bla bla bla babbababbadadda bla bla bababbababbadaddaSqudward:

then youve got coral shoved up your-

 
pearl:^DADDY!_daddy ^daddy _daddy ^daddy _daddy ^daddy! can i have a raise?



in monsters vs aliens B.O.B. is a glob that eats all but the kitchen sink!


this is something VERY important about getting old

wel CRAP! Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya!