Here's part one, as usual written in movie script format:
“Our story begins at the Krusty Krab, the highest class restaurant in all the sea.”
SB: Mr. Krabs, I dropped a patty on the floor!
Mr. K: Just wipe it off and slap it on a bun! No one will ever notice.
Squid: Mr. Krabs, can I please go on my lunch break now? I’ve been working for three days straight!
Mr. K: No! Ye have to guard me cash register so no thievin’ crooks try to steal me booty! Now get back to your job.
Squid: Alright, fine, but if I die of starvation, I’m gonna sue you!
(Just then a hobo walks through the door and up to the register)
Hobo: Excuse me, but what’s the cheapest thing I can get?
Squid: That would be the ice cubes, which cost six dollars each.
Hobo: Six dollars for ice?! With these outrageous prices I’m surprised you guys get any customers at all! I’m not giving you that much money!
(Suddenly, Mr. Krabs appears.)
Mr. K: No money? I don’t think so! It is clearly stated at the door that everyone who comes in here and doesn’t buy anything has to pay an entrance fee of five dollars.
Squid: Including us.
Mr. K: Squidward! Don’t be socializing with this crook!
Hobo: I ain’t no crook!
SB: Yah! He’s not a crook, he’s a hobo!
Hobo: I ain’t a crook or a hobo! I’m an ex-customer of this stupid restaurant who is taking his business elsewhere! Good day! (walks off)
Squid: Mr. Krabs, that’s the fourteenth customer you’ve lost because of these ridiculous prices!
Mr. K: So? There’s plenty of other sea folk who’re willin’ to pay for one of me mouth waterin’ Krabby Patties! Why, just look at SpongeBob! He gets an employee discount and he still pays full price!
SB: Employee discount? Mr. Krabs, we don’t get an employee discount!
Mr. K: Oh… uh….. Anyways, the point I’m tryin’ to make is that people shouldn’t be so cheap! They should be like me!
Squid: Mr. Krabs, you’re cheaper than dirt!
Customer: Excuse me, but can I have a napkin?
Mr. K: Napkins? We don’t carry napkins! They’re too expensive! If you want napkins, go buy some yerself! (Doors swing open and Patrick walks in)
Pat: Hi, guys!
SB: Hi, Patrick!
Mr. K: Hi Patrick.
Squid: …..
Pat: SpongeBob, guess what! I finally beat the Goofy Goober Generosity Game!
SB: That’s great Patrick!…. Hey, Mr. Krabs, my brain just hatched an idea…. What if you went to Goofy Goober’s Generosity School? Then you could attract customers and make more friends!
Mr. K: And money!
SB: Uh…. Yah…..
Mr. K: Okay boys, let’s go- To Goofy Goober’s Generosity School!
