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Offline ssj4gogita4

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« on: August 17, 2005, 03:59:33 pm »
Working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?!

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2005, 04:01:43 pm »
Talk about the irony.
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2005, 04:08:00 pm »
Wow.  I never realized all that before. >_<  Maybe the U.S.  should think twice about who we elect.
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2005, 04:10:08 pm »
Err.. wow. That's all I can say.
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2005, 04:20:12 pm »
I saw that in a restaraunt once. Hahaha. I thought it was funny.
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2005, 04:43:43 pm »
Hmm. Well, Thats Bush for you. Lets not forget money is power and the more money you have the more people in your back pocket. This really isnt a surprise. And I wouldnt be surprised if they all got aquitted, either. The American public doesnt care. They just want the pretty blonde girl to win American Idol.
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2005, 04:58:52 pm »
Intersting. Mabye that explains some of the bad descisions made down there.
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2005, 05:06:36 pm »
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Hmm. Well, Thats Bush for you. Lets not forget money is power and the more money you have the more people in your back pocket. This really isnt a surprise. And I wouldnt be surprised if they all got aquitted, either. The American public doesnt care. They just want the pretty blonde girl to win American Idol.
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Yea. Bo Bice should have won. (America is full of wrong decisions)
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2005, 05:27:06 pm »
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Hmm. Well, Thats Bush for you. Lets not forget money is power and the more money you have the more people in your back pocket.
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Not really. Stalin and Lenin both were actually pretty poor.
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2005, 05:31:28 pm »
#What would bush have to do with that
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2005, 12:10:31 am »
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#What would bush have to do with that
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Bush has to do with EVERYTHING. Havent you figured it out yet :P
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2005, 04:44:10 am »
How sure can we be that that's true?

Very interesting anyways I guess.

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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2005, 04:50:23 am »
That's really... wierd.
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2005, 05:16:54 am »
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Working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?!

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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Sounds like they could make that into the second series of "Lost"
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« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2005, 07:57:40 am »
reminds me of where i work.  i have yet to meet someone there who DOESN'T smoke pot.
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