How the butt could I have ignored this thread for so long? I'm gonna die! You all are going to eat me, are't you? I knew it.
I can do a pretty good Ernie (of Ernie & Bert) voice.
"Hey, Rubber Ducky! Check me out. I'm a solidier! Yup, look at me. I'm pretty butch, huh, Rubber Ducky?"