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Offline spongemonkey13

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« on: September 05, 2005, 10:08:14 am »
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK,"
"When I grew up I was BLACK,"
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK,"
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,"
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK,"
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....


Hey let's make a thread where we can just quote meaningful stuff or something. I don't know...

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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2005, 11:45:52 am »
That's going to take a while.

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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2005, 02:02:39 pm »
Save a drum, bang a drummer-Anonymous

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist-Picasso

Once you accept that the universe is expanding into nothing, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy-Einstein

If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane-Jimmy Buffett

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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2005, 02:08:53 pm »
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK,"
"When I grew up I was BLACK,"
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK,"
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,"
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK,"
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....


Hey let's make a thread where we can just quote meaningful stuff or something. I don't know...
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thats a good one  :biggrin:

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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2005, 02:16:13 pm »
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Save a drum, bang a drummer-Anonymous
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That was me. :shifty:

I think I have a few..

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich."

"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."