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Offline cmonkey

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International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
« on: September 19, 2005, 10:59:42 am »
Arrr, mateys!  Today be the glorious day of the year where ye be talking like a swashbuckling, peg-legged, pirate!  In celebration of what is possibly the best non-denominational, non-commercial holiday out there, here is a guide to all the pirates in SpongeBob that you know and love.

Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate is a regular feature of half-hour SpongeBob specials, and is generally disliked by most of the SpongeBob watching populace.  Probably because he's annoying and just generally not very funny.  He is played by the otherwise wonderful Tom Kenny.
Pirate Rating:  a $1 DVD in Chinatown

Painty the Pirate

Painty, a painting of a pirate by artist Calvin Liang, voiced by Pat Pinney, with Stephen Hillenburg as it's mouth, opens each glorious episode of SpongeBob by leading the theme song.
Pirate Rating:  Two glass eyes!

The Flying Dutchman

Not only is the Flying Dutchman a pirate, but he's also a ghost!  Ghost pirates are about 10x more piratey than anything else on earth.  He haunts the underwater world  in his mysteriously glowing pirate ship.
Pirate Rating:  Hotter than Johnny Depp
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2005, 11:31:46 am »
Well done, cmonkey.

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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2005, 11:51:31 am »
I was going to post a topic about this. Funny. Anyway, this be one of the better topics I've layed me eyes on lately.
Mr. Krabs: Do you smell it..that smell...a kind of smelly smell...a smelly smell that smells smelly. Anchovies.
Squidward: What?
Mr. Krabs: ANCHOVIES!
Anchovies: MEEP, MEEP, MEEP.

I probably won't be on here too much being in college and all. I will try to pop on every once in a while though to share my thoughts.

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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2005, 12:09:32 pm »
arrgh it be a good idea by a landlubber

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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2005, 12:34:27 pm »
Arrrrrrrrrrrr. good work matey!

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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2005, 01:02:41 pm »
Arrrrrr, I be bad at this talking business! But good job on that landlubbin report about me pirate friends there. Avast!

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2005, 01:13:06 pm »
My uncle is the founder of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Woo.

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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2005, 01:53:48 pm »
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My uncle is the founder of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Woo.
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Yay Megan! I dressed up in pirate gear today wewt. Even though I could not find my eyepatch anywhere. It probably got lost in the move... :sad: Anyways there was one other kid in my school (that I saw) that was celebrating TLAPD. I thought it was cool.

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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2005, 01:56:29 pm »
What are you talking about?  Patchy The Pirate not funny?  His bit on the Christmas Special ruled, man.  Am I the only guy who likes... the guy?

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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2005, 02:00:48 pm »
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What are you talking about?  Patchy The Pirate not funny?  His bit on the Christmas Special ruled, man.  Am I the only guy who likes... the guy?
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Indeed you are...
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2005, 02:17:22 pm »
Pirate talk annoys me greatly.
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2005, 02:45:07 pm »
Arrr, swab me booty!

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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2005, 03:15:19 pm »
Haha.  My professor for my math class asked if anyone knew what today was and I said "Talk Like A Pirate Day, duh."  

I've been talking like a pirate all day.

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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2005, 03:55:31 pm »
My mom didn't believe me when I told her about this last week.
Mr. Krabs: Do you smell it..that smell...a kind of smelly smell...a smelly smell that smells smelly. Anchovies.
Squidward: What?
Mr. Krabs: ANCHOVIES!
Anchovies: MEEP, MEEP, MEEP.

I probably won't be on here too much being in college and all. I will try to pop on every once in a while though to share my thoughts.

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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2005, 04:25:12 pm »
Yarghhh! Arghhh! Flarghhh! Slarghhh!

*Smack*

Sorry.
April Fool: I'm the April Fool. What's up with that?
Timmy: It's official, this guy sucks. I wish he was somewhere else!
*Poof!*
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April Fool: I never asked for this!
Jorgen: Shut up, or I'll have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you in the face again!

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« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2005, 05:49:24 pm »
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My mom didn't believe me when I told her about this last week.
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I didn't believe it at first either.

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« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2005, 06:06:55 pm »
:wub: Ready? For Thousand Of Pirate?

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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2005, 06:14:03 pm »
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http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
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Meep Meep Meep! buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Meep! Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2005, 06:45:16 pm »
Arrgh I be a pirate

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« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2005, 03:36:10 am »
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What are you talking about?  Patchy The Pirate not funny?  His bit on the Christmas Special ruled, man.  Am I the only guy who likes... the guy?
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Indeed you are...
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I do too. :<

We'll like him TOGETHER, Alex.

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« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2005, 06:33:04 am »
Seriously, how unappreciated can Patchy the Pirate get?  Yes, he might be a bit lame... but that's the whole point, people...

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« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2005, 12:06:45 pm »
patchy is awesome!  and i will talk like a pirate on this site from now on!

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« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2005, 04:11:26 am »
That's hilarious.

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« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2005, 03:07:51 pm »
Darn! I missed it for the second year running! Gah!

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« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2005, 04:02:58 pm »
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Seriously, how unappreciated can Patchy the Pirate get?  Yes, he might be a bit lame... but that's the whole point, people...
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*Forms Patchy the Pirate Fan Club*

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« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2005, 12:21:16 pm »
*joins patchy fan club* arrgh

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« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2005, 02:41:27 pm »
I was really bad at that pirate accent...
But I'll still join that Patchy fan club...

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« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2005, 03:42:47 pm »
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Yarghhh! Arghhh! Flarghhh! Slarghhh!

*Smack*

Sorry.
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:wub: I :wub: International Talk Like The Pirate Day! "It`s time for you to walk the plank!"

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« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2005, 06:18:42 am »
aaarrrgh! i only heared about talk like a pirate day today, oh well. i'll be ready next year.

im sorry but i have to disagree with the 'hotter than jonny depp' thing. i mean come on.

anyway. i dont like patchy the pirate either and i find it almost impossible to watch his specials.  he seems to think that the only people watching spongebob are little kids. i mean really. its not like its a kid's cartoon or anything.... well it is, but that's not the point.

i cant talk in a pirate voise either but im going to attempt it once more aaarrr:


AAaaarrrrrrrgh me mateys. you shall walk the plank, aarr. tis the finest plank in all the sea, arrrr.

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« Reply #30 on: September 24, 2005, 10:27:47 am »
me like patchy. he's an absolute geek, which makes him funny. i missed it!!! i should've joined sooner. oh well. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2005, 07:00:29 pm »
Patchy's extremely stupid but that's I guess what makes it funny. Pretty much everything on Spongebob is stupid but it's funny. The movie is not too funny but I'm not going to say anything bad about it on a Spongebob forum.

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« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2005, 05:06:05 pm »
Okay that was me. Delete one of my post if you want.  :cool:

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« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2005, 02:08:35 pm »
I'm the flying dutchman!

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« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2005, 02:53:11 pm »
Ya so isn't this topic about speaking like a pirate?

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« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2005, 02:59:27 pm »
I hope 7 days is enough to comprehend what RULES are.

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« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2005, 09:05:54 am »
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I hope 7 days is enough to comprehend what RULES are.
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7 day ban? Wow.

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« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2005, 08:26:48 am »
Arrrgh ye scallywags better talk like apirate and i dont dislike patchy yaaaer

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« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2005, 01:23:59 pm »
I will Yaar I sha'll tlak like a pirate yar..