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« on: September 24, 2005, 11:52:38 pm »


I enlarged it, as you can probably tell. Hey David, are you going to print this out anytime soon? XD

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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2005, 04:54:49 am »
Emo kids drive me crazy. Walking around in the mall whining about how much their life supposedly sucks, someone should shut them up.

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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2005, 07:14:58 am »
I honestly think Emo guys are hot. Too bad their music sucks..

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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2005, 08:25:37 am »
Making fun of emos is the newst trend now...

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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2005, 08:49:54 am »
Whoa, Im far from looking like an emo. But I sure can sound like one...

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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2005, 09:38:15 am »
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I enlarged it, as you can probably tell. Hey David, are you going to print this out anytime soon? XD
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I am going to print this awesome chart out Kristi. XD

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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2005, 10:28:08 am »
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Making fun of emos is the newst trend now...

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If you aren't emo, you must hate emo, because  that is trendy.

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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2005, 10:38:29 am »
where did you get that? i...need...it.  for my piczo website. so cute. *cough* and funny.
it got too real

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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2005, 10:47:58 am »
OMG. Stop making fun of me!

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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2005, 12:28:50 pm »
How is anyone making fun of you, Scilla?

It was funny, but some people may get offended...be careful what you say.

And trends suck, it's so untrendy.
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2005, 12:53:40 pm »
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How is anyone making fun of you, Scilla?

It was funny, but some people may get offended...be careful what you say.

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It was a joke..  :rolleyes:

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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2005, 12:56:51 pm »
I hate being so serious.....actually...that's a lie...I love being serious.

If it's a joke, you should put [/joke] or jk (just kidding)
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2005, 12:58:41 pm »
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I hate being so serious.....actually...that's a lie...I love being serious.

If it's a joke, you should put [/joke] or jk (just kidding)
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I thought it was obvious.. But oh, well.

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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2005, 01:00:17 pm »
You have just met the most serious female on the planet.

I don't like jokes, especially when it is not needed.
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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2005, 01:20:12 pm »
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You have just met the most serious female on the planet.

I don't like jokes, especially when it is not needed.
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I didn't know a topic about Emo kids was serious.  :laugh:

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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2005, 01:25:56 pm »
Haha too bad there isn't one for girls, or I'd go emo for Halloween. XP

Hey Kristi... remember this?

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« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2005, 01:29:23 pm »
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Haha too bad there isn't one for girls, or I'd go emo for Halloween. XP
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« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2005, 01:32:20 pm »
I sound like one sometimes but I'm NOT emo
my friend is and she doesn't really............well sometimes she walks around and says her life sucks but she dresses more like a goth!

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« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2005, 01:33:04 pm »
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Haha too bad there isn't one for girls, or I'd go emo for Halloween. XP
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That is soooo what I'm going to be now. :naughty: is sooo last week. :P

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« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2005, 01:34:14 pm »
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I sound like one sometimes but I'm NOT emo
my friend is and she doesn't really............well sometimes she walks around and says her life sucks but she dresses more like a goth!
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Well anyone can just say their life sucks. That's why I find it hard to believe people are actually "emo".

I just think the guys have hot haircuts. -_-

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« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2005, 01:35:43 pm »
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I just think the guys have hot haircuts. -_-
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Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!  :laugh:

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« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2005, 01:36:23 pm »
that is true

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« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2005, 02:39:39 pm »
Yawn I hate the stereotypical emo thing. I liked the thick glasses, the hair thing, and that style before it became popular.

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« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2005, 02:46:55 pm »
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Yawn I hate the stereotypical emo thing. I liked the thick glasses, the hair thing, and that style before it became popular.
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I could care less about the clothing style and people making fun of it, but it's when they have no idea what they are making fun of is what annoys me. Rites of Spring was an awesome Emo band, yet all these "Emo Kids" have no idea who they are. :sad:

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« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2005, 03:06:23 pm »
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Haha too bad there isn't one for girls, or I'd go emo for Halloween. XP

Hey Kristi... remember this?


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OMFG YES I remember that. XD I still have it in that one yearbook you signed.

Oh yea, and just so everyone knows... this topic wasn't really meant to be serious. It was here for laughs.

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« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2005, 09:17:32 pm »
Yes...emo boys are hot. I have no problem with them, so I see no need to make fun of them.

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« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2005, 10:55:47 am »
ditto

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« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2005, 01:11:10 pm »
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http://www.dobi.nu/emo/girls.htm

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Haha!  :laugh:

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« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2005, 01:21:04 pm »
How the fuglmcstein is exploding dog emo?

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« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2005, 02:34:15 pm »
This song is cool.


Dear Diary
Mood: Apathetic
My life is just spiraling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the "Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry" concert It sucks, 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab My Heart Because I Love you" and "Rip Apart My Soul" and of course "Stabby Rip Stab Stab". And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair into that flippy thing either like that guy from that band can do. Some days, you know?

I'm an emo kid
Non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming too if you look just like me
I have paint on my nails
And makeup on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression
But you call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks
And our chicks look like dykes
'Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes me feel like everyday is Halloween
I have no real problems
But I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara
Now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
Its never any fun
They say they already have a p****
They don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dying my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss, ya know? It's so dark, and it's suffocating me. Grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans. (Which look great on me, by the way.)

When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a Livejournal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad cheap imitation of goth
You can read me "Catcher in the Rye" and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If i said that I liked girls I'd only be half right

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw Xbox I play old school nintendo
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

My parents don't get me, ya know? They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But still, I mean its the 200s, can't 2, or 4 dudes make out with eachother without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don't know, Diary. Sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me. You're my best friend.


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« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2005, 02:37:51 pm »
hahah, thatz great...

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« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2005, 02:43:13 pm »
That really wasn't that great.

Sorry, Mom. :<

EDIT: I was talking about Kristi's thing. I liked Hannah's mainly because of the gay thing. lawlzarz
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« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2005, 04:57:54 pm »
thats a real song? that was good

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« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2005, 05:03:56 pm »
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That really wasn't that great.

Sorry, Mom. :<

EDIT: I was talking about Kristi's thing. I liked Hannah's mainly because of the gay thing. lawlzarz
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Show me your guideline, dear. :laugh:

Hannah, what song is that?

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« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2005, 05:06:30 pm »
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Hannah, what song is that?
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I'm not Hannah, but that was "The Emo Song" on YTMND.  I have no idea who actually sings it, but I really want to know.  It's hilarious.

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« Reply #36 on: September 26, 2005, 05:20:53 pm »
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Hannah, what song is that?
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I'm not Hannah, but that was "The Emo Song" on YTMND.  I have no idea who actually sings it, but I really want to know.  It's hilarious.
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Haha, you're so mean. I feel bad for the person who wrote it. XD

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« Reply #37 on: September 26, 2005, 05:21:56 pm »
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Hannah, what song is that?
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I'm not Hannah, but that was "The Emo Song" on YTMND.  I have no idea who actually sings it, but I really want to know.  It's hilarious.
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Haha, you're so mean. I feel bad for the person who wrote it. XD
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I'm not mean.  It's meant to be a parody. :P

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« Reply #38 on: September 26, 2005, 06:37:34 pm »
Apparently it's by "Adam and Andrew". No idea.