A fic me and BSS made. *see poll for info.*
Patrick or treats
Chapter 1
French Man: Oh Bikini Bottom. It's almost Halloween time. And our to best idiots are making there incredibly goof plans...
*Spongebob and Patrick are sitting by the fire place disscussing the Haloween night. Which is only a week away.*
Spongebob: I'm going to be...*Spongebob's voice changes to sports announcer* Mermaid man!
Patrick: Im going to be...Uhh...*patricks voice changes too* Something!
Spongebob: And what's really creepy..is that this Halloween is on a..full moon!
Patrick: Halloween on the moon? That sounds awesome!!!
Spongebob: No Patrick. It means theres going to be a serious full moon while we are trick or treating.
*Patrick starts sweating.*
Patrick: Oh..uh..cool.
*Spongebob walks over to the window and trys to contact Squidward.*
Spongebob: HEY SQUIDWARD!!!
Squidward: WHY DIDN'T YOU USE THE PHONE!!
Spongebob: I DONT KNOW!
Squidward: YOU MORON!
Spongebob: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE FOR-
*Squidward appears behind Spongebob*
Squidward: What I am every year. I'll put on my dad's old sailor costume and novelty Santa Claus Beard.
Spongebob: A sailor Santa?
Squidward: No..a flying Dutchman.
Spongebob: I'm going to be..
Squidward: Let me guess..Mermaid man?
Patrick: Umm guys? There is something I have to tell you.
Spongebob: Yeah Pat?
Patrick: Uhh..nothing. Nothing at all.
Squidward: Well if you ask me - Patrick..Is a wear wolf.
Patrick: IT'S A LIE! IT ISN'T TRUE!
Squidward: I was just joking.
*Squidward leaves and the phone starts ringing. Spongebob awnsers.*
Spongebob: Hello?
Mr. Krabs: Argh I be want you to be in charge of the Halloween skit. You and your friend.
Spongebob: Patrick?
Patrick: IT WASN'T ME!
Spongebb: Hmm I don't know. He doesn't seem to be feeling good.
Patrick: Umm yeah.
*Spongebob hangs up.*
Spongebob: Patrick what's wrong?
Patrick: Well I proke my arm in first grade, my dad blew up when I was 12, my mom..*he goes on and on*
Spongebob *Almost asleep*: Oh.
Patrick: Oh and my best friend needs sleep.
Patrick: Will it hide any hair that I may grow.
Spongebob: What? Umm oh..yeah.
Patrick: Count me in!
Spongebob: Ok! Well see ya!
