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Okay Jack. I have an explanation for your brother being Hellspawn.What happened is when he was born, he died. In order to bring him back, we buried him in an ancient burial ground, and...well...he came back as something...not human.Haven't you ever noticed your brother never eats real food? We had to kill thousands of people in order to feed him because, well, he's a zombie.Sorry you had to hear this, but it's the truth.[snapback]250887[/snapback]
QuoteOkay Jack. I have an explanation for your brother being Hellspawn.What happened is when he was born, he died. In order to bring him back, we buried him in an ancient burial ground, and...well...he came back as something...not human.Haven't you ever noticed your brother never eats real food? We had to kill thousands of people in order to feed him because, well, he's a zombie.Sorry you had to hear this, but it's the truth.[snapback]250887[/snapback]You watch WAY to much South Park.[snapback]250933[/snapback]
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Quote>_<[snapback]250895[/snapback]Oh, oh! That's Jackie-Boy taking the 666 craps yesterday![snapback]250940[/snapback]
ANd I have 444 posts. 222 more posts befor I'm the rrue satan(When I get 666, I'll find an avvy of satan for that day)[snapback]251122[/snapback]
[b][url=http://www.spongezone.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=13674]Joe is the true Satan da house. Welcome to [spoiler]Hell[/spoiler] for real Satan. Click here for more details[/b][/url]
QuoteANd I have 444 posts. 222 more posts befor I'm the rrue satan(When I get 666, I'll find an avvy of satan for that day)[snapback]251122[/snapback]No. No one can be the true satan other than Joe. Because his username is Jesus of Suburbia, and that makes him the true Satan.[snapback]251129[/snapback]
So. Am I supposed to drive a stake through Grandpa's heart?! Gosh, we are a dysfunctional family.[snapback]251616[/snapback]