Topic: SpongeBob Haiku Contest

[Beck A.]

      A sponge is happy
  A sponge with a spatula
   Spongebob is the one

[Guest]

A sponge is happy
   A sponge with a spatula
    Spongebob is the one

[jesusofsuburbia]

spongebob is so wet
he and friends go out to play
at least i had tried

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On first glance, I would think that EXTREMELY innapropriate for USB.

We love him so much.
He is a wonderful friend!
Why, he is Spongebob!

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Hahahahaha. Totally. But hey, Spongebob's a guy. So no.


Life under the sea.
A thousand of adventures;
One story to tell.

[Squid's Bro]

Heres mine:

Squidward is so mean
But equally as funny
Squidward is the best!

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You have to register to be qualified. :happy:

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Sorry...that was mine. I thought I was logged in.

[IceFox]

Its amazing. We say we will give way a CD and we get a lot of guest posting:P

[krustykrab1393]

Dumber than a stone
Practically lives in a stone
Patrick knows nothing

(practically, i pronounce it prac-tic-ly so i hope it works...)

you like?

[ComicCrystal]

Are we only allowed to submit one?

[cmonkey]

Are we only allowed to submit one?

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Yep.  One.

[ComicCrystal]

Oh thanks. I just joined a few minutes. That was a fast reply. I'm working on my haiku.

[angarone]

Hey! I ripped my pants!
Can you see my underwear?
I have a nice butt.

[cindra527]

Hi,

   I am new.  We just found your site, and me and my 9 yr old son, Andrew, wrote a haiku for your contest.

O yellow Sponge Bob
How I love your comedy
And Patrick Star's too

  Good luck, all

Cindy

Starting this instant, United SpongeBob is having a SpongeBob haiku contest.  So break out your creative writing talents or Japanese poets and get to it!  The rules are:

1.  We're following the standard Haiku rules.  5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third.  No more, no less.  If you can't count out the right number, you are disqualified, and may god have mercy on your soul.

2.  It has to be about SpongeBob.  The show, not necessarily the character.

3.  Each person can post only one haiku.  However, if you decide you don't like yours, you can go back and edit your post as long as it's before the deadline.

4.  Post your entry as a reply to this topic by 11:59 PM EST on November 11th.  That gives you a little over a week.

Write the best one, and you will win SpongeBob SquarePants: The Yellow Album when it is released on the 15th.  The admins and mods will be doing the judging, and the winner will be announced that day.

Also, happy 16th birthday to Hannah, the first SpongeZone moderator.

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[sweetkid]

   He's yellow and square
 
   I'd follow him anywhere

   He's got that girl flair

[ComicCrystal]

I wrote mine! Finally!

A great character
Optimistic and caring
And Indeed, selfless


I hope it does well!  :laugh:

[cmonkey]

Contest closed.  Good luck to all those who entered.  The winner will be announced on the 15th.