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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2006, 11:18:17 am »
Squidward: Will that be for here or to go? (covers mouth)
Patrick: Uhh...
Squidward: (bangs head on register)

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2006, 11:32:12 am »
"im ready,im ready" so funny

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2006, 02:38:56 pm »
I think this one's really funny.

SQUIDWARD:I spent all day with you, doing all sorts of RIDICULOUS things, because YOU were SUPPOSED to EXPLODE!

SB (in small voice):you want me to explode?

SQUIDWARD:YES!That's what i 've been waiting for, all day long!

SB:OK, ill try.....
HRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!
now it's your turn.

SQUIDWARD:THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLEHEAD!

SB:ooh, good one,

SQUIDWARD:NO, NO.YOU are SUPPOSED to EXPLODE IN TO A MILLION PIECES!

SB:why would i do THAT?

SQUIDWARD:Because the PIE you ate was A BOMB!

SB:A pie?

What pie?

SQUIDWARD:The pie that i bought from the pirates for 25 bucks, THAT PIE!!!

SB:Deeoh! you mean THIS pie, i was saving it for us to share!Let's eat.Deeoops!

Kapow!

SQUIDWARD:Ow.

Noise made by of Kapow! made by Tom Kenny and Rodger Bumpass doing voiceovers.
Tom Kenny looks like my cousin, Kieran.
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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2006, 06:03:22 pm »
LOL, Ealcon, me too.

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2006, 02:05:41 pm »
these are funny as well:
spongebob movie ending-
King Neptune:Say, where is he?
Spongebob:I'm up here.......
Patrick:I'm on it.....

texas episode:

(Patrick and spongebob are running away from angry sandy)
Patrick:(guffaws idiotically) can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?Heheh
Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb?
Heheh.
Why do you think that old slowpoke Texas is gonna....
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!RUN FASTER, SPONGEBOB!
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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2006, 08:58:30 am »
Someone made a new quote thread.

On-topic:

Sandy: Spongebob, land on your bottom!
Spongebob: Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom.
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #36 on: September 24, 2006, 08:47:43 pm »
Here's a few of my favorites:

SpongeBob: I'm confused.
Patrick: Yes, I am.

Patrick: Pet sitting? Won't that hurt them?

SpongeBob: What did you wish for, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: A pony.
SpongeBob: Really?
Mr. Krabs: With saddle bags full of money!

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2006, 08:17:18 pm »
Patrick: "Stupid people are blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are". (Drools)

haha that's my favorite quote. :D

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #38 on: October 01, 2006, 06:01:45 am »
Patrick: I know a lot about head injuries believe. . . (drools) me.

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2006, 12:16:53 pm »
From a really funny episode, the one where Spongebob goes into his friend's dreams.

Sandy and Spongebob, skydiving.
Quote
Sandy:"Don't worry, Spongebob!We've got a parachute!"
Spongebob:"A para-what?"
Sandy:"A parachute!"
Spongebob:"Oh, you mean this?"

He whips out a Gouldian;

Sandy:"No, not a parakeet, Spongebob, PARACHUTE!"
Spongebob:"Oh, right."

He wears huge shoes;

Sandy:"Not a pairoshoes, Spongebob!PARA-!"

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Sandy:"medic."


From the Graveyard Shift:

Quote from: Spongebob
"OW!I BURNT MY FINGER!"



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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2006, 05:18:39 pm »
Spongebob: I'm confused

Patrick: Yes I am

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2006, 05:44:49 pm »
That one was already said, yo.

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2006, 03:19:47 pm »
Mine is, yo (From Chimps Ahoy, yo):

Mokney In Machine when machine picked his nose: This machine evactuated my nostrils of any unwanted pleasentyou (not sure of the word, yo) in a matter most pleasant. (, yo)

Talk about a smart way to say "pick your nose", yo!
« Last Edit: November 11, 2006, 06:27:48 pm by SooonKong »

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2006, 05:23:41 pm »
p: aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aaaaaaaaaaah! from Hall Monitor

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2006, 03:14:08 pm »
Nothing beats the C-bomb Sponge Bob dropped on Puff in the Boating School episode:

"C U Next Tuesday!"

Unbelievable. I can't believe that one got by the censors.