Topic: Official Favorite Quote Thread

[NewSpongezone98]

You Don`t Need A Licence To Drive A Sandwich!-Spongebob

[SooonKong]

That's an inappropite word, yo. It wasn't meant that way, yo. They just said that, yo, and it happened to say that, yo.

[NewSpongezone98]

Would You Please Not Say Yo?

[SooonKong]

Sure, yo. Iw won't, yo. But why, yo?

[GRSpongeFan]

That's an inappropite word, yo. It wasn't meant that way, yo. They just said that, yo, and it happened to say that, yo.

Is that a reply to me about the C-bomb that SB dropped?  If so, you CAN'T be naive, can you?  Of COURSE it was meant.  Puff was being a b**** to him, so the writers put that in there as an inside joke to anyone who knows what "C U Next Tuesday" means.  Comen on now, don't tell me you're that naive.

[Rain]

In Pranksalot:
Patrick: "well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs"

Shanghaied:
Flying Dutchman: "Whosoever disturbs the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited or otherwise, will become members of his ghostly crew forever and ever."
Squidward: "will we be getting business cards?"

Big Pink Loser:
(Patrick is sweeping the floor with the wrong end of the broom)
Phil: "Hey Pal, you just blow in from Stupid Town?"

Plankton's Army:
Mr Krabs: "Curse you, Planktons, and your ability to join together to form a working human ear!"

Mermaid and Barnacle Boy IV:
Patrick: "You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo... Wumboed! Wumboing! Wumboish! Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade, SpongeBob!" 

Graveyard Shift:
Squidward: "SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you."
SpongeBob: "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet."
Squidward: "Huh?"


Psychiatrist: "So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles?"
Squidward: "It all started when I was born."

[PatrickStarBoy]

Patrick: He is the new royal fry cook and you...

King Neptune: Silence! (Patrick gets zapped)

Patrick: Is it hot in here or what? (falls over)

Spongebob: (gasp) Patrick! You hurt my friend! You're not a king, you're a bully and a liar! (King Neptune picks up Spongebob)

King Neptune: So, little one, you think you have what it takes to become my royal fry cook? I will prove your worthlessness. You will be tested with a challenge!

Patrick: (faint, down below) Bring it on! Spongebob can handle any... (Patrick gets zapped again) Ouch.

King Neptune: Your friend's arrogance will cost you dearly. There will be two challenges.

Patrick: Only two? What are two challenges to someone like Spongebob? (Patrick gets zapped again)

King Neptune: Three challenges!

Patrick: Three? (laughs) Three challenges is nothing. Might as well make it 500 challenges! (Patrick gets zapped again)

King Neptune: Enough!! (Patrick gets zapped into a dust pile)

Patrick: He'll settle for one.

King Neptune: There will be but one challenge. You will face me in: The
Ultimate Cook-Off!

Spongebob: I will accept your challenge if you fix my friend.

King Neptune: Ah, yes, the round one. I shall restore him. (Patrick gets zapped to normal)

Patrick: Spongebob? Spongebob? (turns around as we see that his face is now on the bottom of his body above his legs) Spongebob? Oh, there you are!

Spongebob: How you feeling?

Patrick: Pretty good. Say, have you gotten taller?

later in the same episode...

Patrick: Don't give up on your dream, Spongebob! People used to tell me: 'Patrick, you'll never amount to anything. You'll always have your head in the clouds.' Well, just look at me now. (his face is still on the bottom of his body above his legs)

and

Spongebob: You know, Patrick? It always seems like Squidward never has time for fun.

Patrick: Maybe he doesn’t like us.

Spongebob: No, are you kidding? We’re his best friends.

and

Patrick: is Mayonnaise an instrument ?

and

Spongebob: Ok, see you tomorrow. (runs back home) Patrick! Patrick! (Patrick is laying on his back on top of his rock) Patrick! Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! What’s air?

Patrick: Huh?

Spongebob: I just met this girl. She wears a hat full of air.

Patrick: Do you mean she puts on airs?

Spongebob: I guess so.

Patrick: That’s just fancy talk. If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky up like this. (shows the proper way to hold up your pinky) The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.

Spongebob: (holds pinky up) How’s that?

Patrick: Higher!

Spongebob: (holds pinky higher) Like that?

Patrick: Now that’s fancy! They should call you Spongebob Fancypants!
(at Sandy's treedome)

Patrick: Remember, when in doubt, pinky out. You can do it, Spongebob. I’ll be watching. (opens the door as Spongebob walks in with his pinky raised high and flowers in his right hand)



there are just so many (most of which contain Patrick )
and if  i am not mistaken is Wombo spelt like this ?

[Christy.Squarepants]

Patrick- MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!

[David]

"I can't see my forehead." ~ Patrick.

[spongemaster]

patrick: the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma (thought of milk spilling on the table)

[Sponge3000]

Spongebob - I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week and I only cried for 20 minutes

[littlemisskirby]

Spongebob: You don't pay us. We don't even exist. We're just complex visual metaphor to personify the abstract concept of thought!
Spongebob2: One more crack like that and you're fired!
Spongebob: No!! Please!! I have 3 kids!
(It goes something like that anyway)

Patrick: This is a Hotel?

Patrick: Well maybe it is stupid, BUT it's also dumb!

Squidward: We do this for 40 years, and then we die!

Mr. Krabs and Squidward (in 'that's no lady'): PATRICK!?!?!?!!???!!

Patrick: We have a tape recorder box...

Patrick: Did you see me underwear?
Mindy: No Patrick.
Patrick: Did you want to?

Patrick: He can do it in 9!
Neptune: 8!
Patrick: 7!
Neptune: 6!
Everyone else: PATRICK!!!
Patrick: ff...ffiveee...??

Patrick: Sandy's a girl?

Spongebob: *Screams* It's a floating SHOPPING LIST!!!

Spongebob: Have you finished those errands?

Patrick: Squidward, can I use your bathroom?
Squidward: Patrick, go and use your own bathroom!
Patrick: I don't think I wait, please?
Squidward: No
Patrick: Please?
Squidward: No
Patrick: PlLEASE?
Squidward: OKAY! But make it quick!
Patrick: No... that's okay...



And many may more 

[Dr.Pain]

I went to college! Myfav. and my 2nd fav. My Leg!

[Sponge3000]

Squidward: "Ifeel like a... I feel like a...(picture of a donkey shows up)

[mandy30277]

Spongebob: Trust me Sandy, I am 100% percent mamillian.

                                                                                                                                 

Squidward: I dont like your tone!

                                                                                                                                 

Spongebob:*sings* Im sure you are! Hows that?

                                                                                                                                 

Person: Hello is this the Krusty Krab?

                                                                                                                                 

Patrick: No this is PATRICKK! Im not a Krusty Krab!

                                                                                                                                 

Spongebob: Um, Patrick...thats the name of the restauraunt.

                                                                                                                                

Patrick:Tartar sauce!

                                                                                                                                 

Spongebob: Yea! Goin to the moon! Moon Ride! Moon Ride!

                                                                                                                                 

Squidward: Does this look unsure to you? *has unsure look on his face*