Topic: Official Favorite Quote Thread

[Phoenix]

Spongebob: Waitor! 2 more please!
WAITOR!
WAITOR!
WAAAITOR!!
WAITOR!
WAAAAAY-TOOR!
Man: Why do I always get the nuts?
Spongebob: Now this song goes to my 2 best friends in the whole wide world! Patrick, and this big peanut buy! And its called WAAAAITOOOORR!!

[aussiemaxx]

Squidward-You bought a big screen tv just for the box?
Spongebob-yer good i dea wasn't it

[smittywarbenmanjensen]

SPONGEBOB: I have soiled the good Krusty Krab name...soiled it...soiled it...soiled it...soiled it...

PATRICK: How could it be dangerous? It's covered with free cheese!

MR. KRABBS: Money's sweeter than honey, money money this, money money that, profit will make me wallet fat!

SPONGEBOB: AAAHHH MY HAND IS CRAMPING MRS. PUFF MAKE IT STOP!

SPONGEBOB: Boaty you're cold! Take my socks!

SPONGEBOB: Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.

SPONGEBOB: LONG...Tan...Handsome!

THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER: AAHHH GET YOUR FEET OUT OF MY EYE SOCKETS!!
SPONGEBOB: I'm trying but my cleats are stuck in your corneas

SPONGEBOB: I'm not mature??!!

PLANKTON: Yes yes that's grand

[Goofy_Goober_Girl]

I wouldnt sell a house to you if you were the last Squidward on earth!

[koleslaw]

Not exactly accurate since it's from memory, but
"Do you deliver your own mail or do you have your own mailman? but then who delivers his mail? is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen? I guess a p.o. box could, in theory, break that chain...."

[PatricktheStarfish]

Patrick: Hi Patrick! oh opps haha lets try that again.
Spongebob:* retraces his steps again*
Patrick: Hi Spongeboob! HAHAH I said Spongeboob! HAHAHAH SPONGEBOOB!

[the midnight bomber]

"My Leg!" Fred

[DanniLovesPatrickStar]

Opposite Day:
Patrick: Im Squidward, Im Squidward Im Squidward Squidward Squiward'
Spongebob: No Patrick You Have To Act Like Squidward, Be Booooooring'
Patrick: Oh, OK Im Squidward Im Squidward Im Squidward Squidward Squidward
*Spongebob Joins In*

[SpongebobSquarepants-]

"which one of you flads stole my lollypop"

[i_luv_sponge_xoxo]

Sandy: Spongebob, land on your bottom!
Spongebob: Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom.
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

i like that one too only like this:
Sandy: Spongebob, land on your bottom!
Spongebob: Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom.
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until four.

[Spongebob Rockz!]

Patrick: COme On! U Wombo, I Wombo He She Me -_ We- Wombo

Sqiudward: I WOnder If A Fall From This Height could be enough to kill me. ( in the background: womboing)

Patrick: Womobolgy!!! It's first grade spongebob!!

Spongebob: Patrick I'm SOrry I Doubted u.   

[amacon128]

Spongebob: ( very beginning of episode, spongebob jumps out of bed ) Hey everybody! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin!

[TheSecretBox]

"Bald, bald, bald, bald...."

"My eyes! My EYEEESS!!!!!"

^^^^^from the movie.

[spongegirl95]

         mines is   

               sb:"I'm ready...I'm ready...I'm ready...I'm ready..."
              sw:ohhhhhhhhhhhh here we go again

[ashleighBABES-xo]

Squidward: Whats In These Bags, rocks?
'Opens Bag' Squidward: Wait A Mituite These Are Rocks'.