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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #105 on: November 11, 2008, 12:05:58 pm »
That was a hotel?

This is a hospital?

That is one of my favourite.

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #106 on: November 11, 2008, 03:41:15 pm »
From the episode 'Wishing You Well':

Squidward: Could you not stand so close?  You're making me claustraphobic.

Patrick: What does claustraphobic mean?

Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Squidward: No it doesn't!

 ^_^

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #107 on: November 24, 2008, 01:32:57 pm »
Patrick: Okay, Spongebob! What are you going to tell her?
Spongebob: No more being a baby!
Patrick: No ifs or buts about it!
Spongebob: a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
Patrick: And then you get behind her and I'll push!
Spongebob: Patrick, we never talked about that
Patrick: ...Oh, ya.
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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #108 on: June 07, 2009, 08:24:42 pm »
from grandma's kisses.

Patrick: Being grown-up is boring, I love being a baby. Besides, I don't get jazz.


ahh classic.

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #109 on: July 12, 2009, 08:18:35 am »
bubble buddies thirsty - spongebob
how bout a glass of our finest shampoo - squidward
that'll be great - spongebob
here's your haircare product sir - squidward
bubble buddy likes bendy straws - spongebob
*serious face while he bends the straw* - squidward
what's that bubble buddy says it tastes funny what do you think - spongebob
mr krabs - squidward
think of the customer - mr krabs
*drinks shampoo* oh silly me i got the diet shampoo - squidward

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #110 on: July 12, 2009, 08:21:54 am »
squidward wants to complain to you
no i dont (scared)
what about all dat stuff about him havin a dirty ship
insultin a mans ship be worst than insultin his mother
oh yeah it was his mom u said was dirty not his ship (lol burn)

i would love to but sadly i am only an eel - your shoes untied

"hey (name and address withheld) can you help me make this"
"well i'd love to but sadly i am only an eel"

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #111 on: July 14, 2009, 09:42:01 am »
Spongebob: Sandy you can't go fight the Alasken sea worm. It's big scary and pink.

Sandy: So is patricks belly button and I'm not afraid of that either.

This quote made me laugh for like 5 minutes...anything directed towards Patrick is usaully really funny.

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #112 on: July 15, 2009, 07:10:05 pm »
Patrick quotes
"does this look dangerous"
"i sense no dnager here"
"Are you Squidward now?"
"Okay, bye Sponge--who was I talkin' too?"
(sees Sandy in her bathing suit): "Sandy's a girl?"
"East? I thought you said weast!"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Oh is it already time to ruin Squid's day?"
"I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward!"
(after saying who needs domb ol' texas in front of sandy)"should i start running now."

squiward quotes
"Oh Puh-lease... I have no soul."
(Imitating Patrick) "SpongeBob, if I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar"
"why do today, today! If you can put it off until tomorrow"
(imitating spongebob)"Hey Patrick, I heard there's a job for you down at the pet shop, as a pile of newspaper" this one is mean but funny.

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Money, Money, Money!
"a five letter word for happienes...money"

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"shup up you mediocure clairnet player" don't know if i spelled mediocure

spongebob
"beep-beep-beepbeepbeep...Respond: Why don't you ask me later!"
"Krabs is a *bleep*"
"EDUCATIONAL TELEVISON OH NOT AHHHHHHH!!!"

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #113 on: November 22, 2009, 05:28:23 pm »
Sandy: Spongebob, land on your bottom!
Spongebob: Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom.
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4:00.

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #114 on: April 09, 2010, 07:18:59 am »
My all time favourite quote is from To Love a Patty.

Patrick: I've been replaced by a sandwich! ^_^

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #115 on: December 11, 2010, 12:51:11 pm »
Im Ready! Im Ready!

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #116 on: July 19, 2011, 10:52:14 am »
Pat: You gotta live....like Larry. LIVIN' LIKE LARRY!!!!
Vacuum, vacuum suckin' up dirt,
I just noticed that you sucked up my skirt! =O

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Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
« Reply #117 on: July 23, 2011, 10:42:11 am »
sponge: This one's gonna fly!
*close up on bat costume*
I can feel it.