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SpongeBobAndyZX14

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Chuck Norris Facts
« on: March 16, 2006, 02:19:51 pm »
Here are some little known facts about Chuck Norris.

Did you know that it took NASA scientists 15 years to develope pants that didn't burn up when Chuck Norris did a Roundhouse kick?

Chuck Norris was once on the Celebrity Wheel of Fortune.  He spun the wheel, and the next 29 minutes of the show consisted of the audience standing around awkwardly waiting for it to stop.

Chuck Norris owns the worlds greatest poker face.  With it, he won the 1983 World Championship Poker Series, even though the only cards he had were a joker, a Get Out Of Jail Free card from Monoply, a two of hearts, a seven of spades, and a Green #4 Uno Card.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Jeopardy.  For every question, he answered:  "Who Is Chuck Norris?".  That was the first time in the history of the show that one person got every single question right.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  Too bad he never cries.

When The Incredible Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Most people have Superman pajamas.  Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas.

Before the Boogyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2006, 02:34:12 pm »
Chuck Norris is only cool in Dodgeball

SpongeBobAndyZX14

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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2006, 02:35:41 pm »
Chuck Norris once bought a house underwater.  He lived in it for 2 months only to prove that he only had to breathe when he wanted to.

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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 04:00:30 am »
You are way too obsessed with Chuck Norris. XD

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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2006, 08:09:50 am »
chuck norris iz a cool guy. i've met him a few timez cuz his mom livez in the same neighborhood as my grama...but all this chuck norris factz stuff has been goin on for a lil long now.

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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2006, 06:46:11 pm »
You've met Chuck Norris!  :o  Lucky!