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What will you do?

Cut the BLUE wire.
1 (12.5%)
Cut the RED wire.
2 (25%)
Let your indecisiveness be the doom of everyone.
0 (0%)
Run for it. Screw the kids!
5 (62.5%)

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Offline IceFox

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« on: April 06, 2006, 10:52:18 am »
You are a bomb technician... You are below a school gym hall, a gym hall which is for some reason packed with children!!! I mean, lots of them. It's like the School Children Grand Convention up there. And down here where you are is a bomb, big enough to blow the entire school to tiny little bits. Much tinier than the schoolkids, who will surely all die.

The bomb has two wires: A red and a blue. You know from your basic bomb technician training that all bombs, without fail, have these wires, and that cutting one of them will defuse the bomb, while the other will make it go off. Naturally, the bomb is also provided with a handy red timer, with big red letters showing the amount of time until Total Bombsplosion. Taking a look at it, you see that...

OH BBQ! 5 SECONDS LEFT! WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!?!?
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2006, 11:12:41 am »
I cut the red wire.

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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2006, 01:44:47 pm »
Cut them both at the same time hopeing that cutting them both actually diffuses it.


Heh, this thread made me remember something, "THERE'S A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA?!".
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2006, 02:00:20 pm »
Cut a random wire. It would go off otherwise. At least I have a chance of stopping the bomb from going off!

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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2006, 02:09:45 pm »
Screw the kids.

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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2006, 02:30:44 pm »
Cut the red wire.

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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2006, 03:31:53 pm »
Screw kiddies and run like heck.

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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2006, 09:09:57 pm »
Cut them both at the same time then there's no longer a complete circuit.

Heh... I like giving answers not as the choices :tongue:
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2006, 10:54:51 pm »
Sign a treaty with the bomb. If it threatens to blow up, we will send over inspectors to look for him, but not find him.

Then, we will bomb the bomb. And he will blow up.

But, by the time this will happen, all the kids will have gone back home.

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2006, 12:28:19 pm »
But with only 5 seconds, how will they all evacuate?

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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2006, 03:16:32 pm »
I'll run, far away from the bomb.

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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2006, 06:17:06 pm »
I eat it because I didnt have breakfast.