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Blonde Joke
« on: April 07, 2006, 02:55:08 pm »
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2006, 03:06:54 pm »
Hahahaha. Wow, that would suck.

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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2006, 03:12:45 pm »
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A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How
much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about 50 bucks?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the
house?"

The man responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave
it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and
handed it to her. "And by the way,"
the blonde added, "it's not a Porche, it's a Lexus."

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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2006, 03:22:25 pm »
Yeah hasn't Liz posted this a million times?

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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2006, 06:12:44 am »
Good joke otherwise!


Why wasn't the blonde able to dial 9-1-1?

She couldn't find the eleven.


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