You are a bomb technician... You are below a school gym hall, a gym hall which is for some reason packed with children!!! I mean, lots of them. It's like the School Children Grand Convention up there. And down here where you are is a bomb, big enough to blow the entire school to tiny little bits. Much tinier than the schoolkids, who will surely all die.
The bomb has two wires: A red and a blue. You know from your basic bomb technician training that all bombs, without fail, have these wires, and that cutting one of them will defuse the bomb, while the other will make it go off. Naturally, the bomb is also provided with a handy red timer, with big red letters showing the amount of time until Total Bombsplosion. Taking a look at it, you see that...
OH BBQ! 5 SECONDS LEFT! WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!?!?[/size]