For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend. They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera. But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.
THWOMP!!!