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Offline thedarkonexxx

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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2006, 01:03:21 pm »
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Yes, of course I do.
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« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2006, 01:20:40 pm »
For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!

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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2006, 01:36:24 pm »
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For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!
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Sounds like a pet.

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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2006, 01:58:53 pm »
i'll get one when i'm 40.i don't want to have a bf. :sad:

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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2006, 02:04:28 pm »
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i'll get one when i'm 40.i don't want to have a bf. :sad:
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You will within the next 6 years

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« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2006, 02:51:09 pm »
No. My ex wants me back.
My best friends cousin wants to bone me.
And the guy I want has a girlfriend.
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« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2006, 02:54:19 pm »
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For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!
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Please tell me that was a joke.
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And best friends become strangers.  -Nas, The Message

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« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2006, 02:57:04 pm »
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For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!
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that's what i mean.They're worthless.

Patback399

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« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2006, 03:46:51 pm »
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For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!
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that's what i mean.They're worthless.
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So, the entire female population is worthless? Right...

Lil Loco

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« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2006, 03:48:12 pm »
lol, she'z a girl herself.

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« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2006, 04:18:11 pm »
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Nooo I got a boy friend. :laugh:
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:blink: huh?
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itz called a joke.
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i kno  :laugh:

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« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2006, 04:43:26 pm »
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For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!
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that's what i mean.They're worthless.
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So, the entire female population is worthless? Right...
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you know i'm just kidding still.i want to be alone...

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« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2006, 06:44:30 pm »
Yup, I do. :)

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« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2006, 06:47:49 pm »
I do, too.

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« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2006, 06:50:15 pm »
A ten yearold girl that I thought was a boy asked me out. It gave me a good chuckle.