BCAW BCAW!
Wait!This is no time for *hooo ptarmigan* MP3 players!
IT'S TIME FOR ACTION!
#A-team music plays.#
Me:"Auuuk!Get all the army ready, Patcho!"
Patcho:"Screeeekkchhhh!Yes sir!I mean madam!I mean eagle!I mean dragon!I mean-"
Me:"I understand.Hoto, tell all the owls to get their pellet shooters out!"
Hoto:"Hoowooo!Right away!"
Me:"And Torpy, just make sure Cheepo doesn't sing too loudly this time."
Torpy:"R-go!"
Me:"I'm off to see if Squidward can help!"
Squidward:"Wha-"
Me:"Errkkkkkkccchchchcchchhhhhkkkkkkeeekkkk!Prepare to become cannon fodder!"
Squidward:"Clopping clarinets!"What is happ-"
*We chop him up and use him as ammo.*
Me:"Ready for the enemy, Grando Granto?"
Grando Granto:"Crooooowwowoo.Of course!We can't wait!It's the first carnage we'll see all year!"
Me:"Oh, Pinti?Would you get me Bono's sunglasses please?I think they'll come in quite handy when fighting with music."
Pinti:"Tootorut!Yeeeeeee!"
