...me! But I duck and it explodes all over the wall, leaving watermelon everywhere! Unfortunately, a moderator comes in and attempts to quell the fight by locking all accessible food in the storage cupboard.
Wormy Lives, Weird_4 and spongebobnet are devastated, but predicting this would happen, when the mod leaves I pull out our spare supply of creamy cakes and desserts. I start the fight again by lobbing a carrot cake at...