YES. ONE THROUGH ELEVEN ACTUALLY EXISTED.
"FIX MY COFFEE OR EVERYONE DIES."
"It's awesome or nithing. Also nothing."
"That is a lie. I actually eat Honey Comb."
"I figured that's how you'd poorly type it."
"WHY IS THAT IN ALL CAPS?'
"Canadian bacon fever?"
"Okay This Metaphor Is Broken..."
"This is how I ROLL"
"I was plugging my junk in the front and noticed it changed
colours."
"That's not how the weather works."
"He played the sims 2 for a couple of days."
"I can't help it, I'm a weak woman."
"Then, I tried to stick it down my pants and escape."
"At least it will boost your framerate in Doom 3."
"Rayman is dead."
"That is one Ugly Spinning Thing"
"Rabble really wants to get up your arsenal."
"See you in heck luigi!"
"WERKKSHHHH! That's a whip sound."
"But then I remebered he was a bad monkey so I kicked him in his face!"
"I'm in ur con killing ur d00ds."
"Then wolverine killed a sentinal"
"Nobody really understands binary."
"Dear Sally, You cousin is just like me! Oh my god its so awesome!..."
"Then I told her to meet me in the back for some hot loving."
"I like my cops the way I like my eggs. SCRAMBLED!"
"Coffee's pouring out my ears..."
"GET FIREFOX...Or something"