Topic: Favorite Quotes

[VulturEMaN]

hmmm.....If you know of any good quotes, or think of one randomly, please post it.

Here's a few of mine that I wanted to save when I updated Facebook:

Mike H.: Why can't we just eat cheese, listen to music, and be merry?
Jeff B.: Hey, we can....
Mike H.: Yea, but the RIAA wants all the cheese.
-VulturEMaN

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. - Unknown

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. - Unknown

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible. - Unknown

I also like these:
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Pliny_the_Elder

Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea. - Unknown

Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. - Unknown

[weird_4]

I don't have any favorites.

[AppleNick]

Get a favorite. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page

I found this anonymous quote:

A program with a colorful GUI is like a woman with too much makeup. Shiny on the outside - awful on the inside.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

[Elizabeth Rose]

According to my Facebook profile:

"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!' "

-Billie Joe Armstrong

The quote in my sig pwns that though.

[weird_4]

Is there anything sadder than homeless robots at Xmas? Only drowning puppies, and there would have to be a lot of them.

[VulturEMaN]

Is there anything sadder than homeless robots at Xmas? Only drowning puppies, and there would have to be a lot of them.

LOL...that HAS to be Futurama...

[Patback399]

Most people are dead at my age. You could look it up.

The unexamined life is not worth living for a human being.

Always go to other peoples' funerals otherwise they won't go to yours.

Hang the blessed DJ, for the music that they constantly play, says nothing to me about my life, hang the blessed DJ...

Loveliest of the lovely things are they
On earth, that soonest pass away.
The rose that lives its little hour
Is prized beyond the sculptured flower.

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home. You are like a pebble thrown into water; you become wet on the surface, but are never part of the water.

Life is far too important to be taken seriously.

[Rabble]

"Of course, this picnic will lure the schorge of the jungle.. the killer ants!  They can strip the bones from your skin in seconds!" - PP

"Good thing worms don't have bones. wait...that wont really help will it?" - Earthworm Jim

"Will peter and jem be devoured by the killer ants?  Will psycro destroy the earth? Will the US ever adopt the metric system? I think not. Stay tuned to find out!" - Narrator

[VulturEMaN]

lmao @ earthworm jim

[Korn]

"Were all stars now in the dope show."
Marylin manson
(in lyrics but i guess is a quote)

[ssj4gogita4]

Anything from Family Guy

[Ealcon]

Here are some of my favourites offa the Madagascar game:

Oh, Mort, there's something I'd like to discuss with you.RROOOOAAAARRRR!

Ah, a smart chap asks the right questions.
Good day for a jailbreak, jolly old bean.

The black ones are mild.
THE WHITE ONES ARE WWIIIIILLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
The brown ones are................................somewhere in between......

Oh, Melman.If it wasn't for you, it might have been a goowwhhner!

[spongebobnet]

What the gay!

[weird_4]

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

[VulturEMaN]

If we're gonna blow up, let's atleast blow up eating cheese!