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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #75 on: November 22, 2006, 08:18:49 am »
I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
  - Virginia Woolf

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #76 on: November 28, 2006, 06:26:59 pm »
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
  - Dave Barry
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.
  - Samuel Johnson
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it.
  - Arthur Schopenhauer

meh...i'm gonna sticky this :P

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #77 on: November 28, 2006, 07:17:46 pm »
Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon.
    --George w. Bush

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Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop.'
    --George w. Bush

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #78 on: November 29, 2006, 02:49:45 am »
Oooh, peened.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #79 on: November 29, 2006, 09:42:35 am »
Quote
I hope we get some fly chicks up in here tonight.
That martini looks delicious.
Did any hot girls grab your butt?
Oh, let the good times roll.
-James Cook

Quote
Oh crap, that's a big beer!
-Brittney Christopher

So many other Youth Group quotes are classic.
April Fool: I'm the April Fool. What's up with that?
Timmy: It's official, this guy sucks. I wish he was somewhere else!
*Poof!*
Timmy: Where'd you guys poof him to?
*Both fairies give evil smiles*
April Fool: I never asked for this!
Jorgen: Shut up, or I'll have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you in the face again!

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Vicky is also my USB wife <3

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #80 on: November 29, 2006, 12:02:33 pm »
This all started about 3 weeks ago......

One day, in R.E., Macauly, who sits next to me, opened his book, only to find that Mr. Tucker (our R.E. teacher) had put across on his work.Macauly suddenly said, while Mr. Tucker was at the other side of the room,

"That baldy f*ing ginner bast***!!"

From then on, we have called Mr. Tucker, not within hearing, distance, Baldy!

One time, I asked Macauly if we would see him that day.He said after lunch, and he would eat him for lunch!

Quote from: Macauly
"Yum yum Baldy!
"Do you mock me?"

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #81 on: November 30, 2006, 04:54:06 pm »
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
  - Douglas Adams

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #82 on: December 04, 2006, 04:58:32 am »
It's funny. Swearing, the taboo of my parents' generation, is fine now. So is sex and, mostly, homosexuality. But we don't talk about death anymore, and anorexia is a killer. I reckon the decline of organised religion has something to do with this taboo on death. We don't like to talk about the end of this life because we're worried we're not banking up for what comes after it, if anything. Perhaps.
- Monkey Taming, a book I'm reading

Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
"Down here. In fact, you're standing on my foot."
- Unknown
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #83 on: December 04, 2006, 11:59:32 am »
One of my favourite quotes is
 Spongebob Squarepants: My Pretty Seahorse

Mr Krabs: What's the meaning of this Mr Squidward?
Squidward: Why don't you just go ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his faithful companion Sir Eats-a-lot!  :lol:

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #84 on: December 04, 2006, 01:33:46 pm »
One of my favourite quotes is
 Spongebob Squarepants: My Pretty Seahorse

Mr Krabs: What's the meaning of this Mr Squidward?
Squidward: Why don't you just go ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his faithful companion Sir Eats-a-lot!  :lol:
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haha classic. I love that quote
Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop.'
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #85 on: December 08, 2006, 04:10:29 am »
When butterflies leave their silk palaces
The scent of the garden blows towards Heaven's way.
Like the toils of man,
Those who work to tomorrow
Will not miss the dreams of yesterday
-Yusaf Islam (Cat Stevens)

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #86 on: December 10, 2006, 07:02:45 am »
Here's a collection of famous last words:

"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!"
- James French.
Notes: French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution. 

"Bugger Bognor."
- King George V of the United Kingdom
Notes: His physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.

"I really need a therapist."
- Christopher Grace, an actor who killed himself during a matinee performance of Grease.

"This is funny."
- Doc Holliday
Notes: Doc Holliday was a consumptive gunfighter. He always thought, and perhaps hoped, that he would die in a fight or "with his boots on". He died in a hotel bed from tuberculosis. These last words were uttered after seeing his feet with boots off.

"I am dying. Please...bring me a toothpick."
- Alfred Jarry, absurdist writer and playwright

"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"
- Karl Marx, asked by his housekeeper what his last words were

"I told you I was ill."
- Spike Milligan.
Notes: They are not his final words, but they are the words he wanted as his epitaph. An Irish translation does appear on his headstone ("Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite.").

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #87 on: December 10, 2006, 09:06:27 am »
You forgot the one by the guy whose 'last meal' request wasn't granted...he wanted Spagetti-Ohs and they gave him spagetti....

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #88 on: December 11, 2006, 09:20:49 am »
Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. - Marcus Brigstocke

Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon.
    --George w. Bush

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #89 on: December 12, 2006, 01:06:00 pm »
i heard a really good one its
tomorrows a mystery yesterday is history today is a gift thats why they call it the present :D