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Favorite Quotes
« on: August 29, 2006, 05:27:00 pm »
hmmm.....If you know of any good quotes, or think of one randomly, please post it.

Here's a few of mine that I wanted to save when I updated Facebook:

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Mike H.: Why can't we just eat cheese, listen to music, and be merry?
Jeff B.: Hey, we can....
Mike H.: Yea, but the RIAA wants all the cheese.
-VulturEMaN

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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. - Unknown

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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

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All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. - Unknown

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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible. - Unknown

I also like these:
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Pliny_the_Elder

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Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea. - Unknown

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Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. - Unknown

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2006, 06:27:23 pm »
I don't have any favorites.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2006, 08:56:40 pm »
Get a favorite. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page

I found this anonymous quote:

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A program with a colorful GUI is like a woman with too much makeup. Shiny on the outside - awful on the inside.

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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2006, 09:07:20 pm »
According to my Facebook profile:

"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!' "

-Billie Joe Armstrong

The quote in my sig pwns that though.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2006, 09:23:25 pm »
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Is there anything sadder than homeless robots at Xmas? Only drowning puppies, and there would have to be a lot of them.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2006, 03:53:35 am »
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Is there anything sadder than homeless robots at Xmas? Only drowning puppies, and there would have to be a lot of them.
LOL...that HAS to be Futurama...

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2006, 09:01:49 am »
Quote from: Casey Stengel (at age 75)
Most people are dead at my age. You could look it up.

Quote from: Socrates
The unexamined life is not worth living for a human being.

Quote from: Yogi Berra
Always go to other peoples' funerals otherwise they won't go to yours.

Quote from: Morrisey
Hang the blessed DJ, for the music that they constantly play, says nothing to me about my life, hang the blessed DJ...

Quote from: William Cullen Bryant
Loveliest of the lovely things are they
On earth, that soonest pass away.
The rose that lives its little hour
Is prized beyond the sculptured flower.

Quote from: James Michever
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home. You are like a pebble thrown into water; you become wet on the surface, but are never part of the water.

Quote from: Oscar Wilde
Life is far too important to be taken seriously.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2006, 10:58:01 pm »
"Of course, this picnic will lure the schorge of the jungle.. the killer ants!  They can strip the bones from your skin in seconds!" - PP

"Good thing worms don't have bones. wait...that wont really help will it?" - Earthworm Jim

"Will peter and jem be devoured by the killer ants?  Will psycro destroy the earth? Will the US ever adopt the metric system? I think not. Stay tuned to find out!" - Narrator

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2006, 07:23:19 am »
lmao @ earthworm jim :D

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2006, 01:24:12 pm »
"Were all stars now in the dope show."
Marylin manson
(in lyrics but i guess is a quote)

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2006, 01:56:14 pm »
Anything from Family Guy :P

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2006, 01:05:49 pm »
Here are some of my favourites offa the Madagascar game:

Quote from: Alex
Oh, Mort, there's something I'd like to discuss with you.RROOOOAAAARRRR!

Quote from: Monkey
Ah, a smart chap asks the right questions.
Good day for a jailbreak, jolly old bean.

Quote from: Plump Lemur
The black ones are mild.
THE WHITE ONES ARE WWIIIIILLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
The brown ones are................................somewhere in between......

Quote from: Mort
Oh, Melman.If it wasn't for you, it might have been a goowwhhner!
"Do you mock me?"

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2006, 01:44:45 pm »
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What the gay!

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2006, 07:34:34 pm »
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Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2006, 07:37:03 am »
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If we're gonna blow up, let's atleast blow up eating cheese!