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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #105 on: March 20, 2007, 12:13:05 pm »
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#Homer and Barney are falling down a cliff in a car.#

Homer:"Barney!You're drunk!You shouldn't be driving!"

Barney:"Why are you so negative, Homer?Fine, I'll pull over to the side of the road.

Homer:"There IS no side of the road!"

Barney:"See!Always negative!"

That's from the Simpsons.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #106 on: March 20, 2007, 01:42:35 pm »
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#Homer and Barney are falling down a cliff in a car.#
Homer:"Barney!You're drunk!You shouldn't be driving!"
Barney:"Why are you so negative, Homer?Fine, I'll pull over to the side of the road.
Homer:"There IS no side of the road!"
Barney:"See!Always negative!"
That's from the Simpsons.
WE HAVE A WINAR!!!!!!! *dies*

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #107 on: March 20, 2007, 02:09:56 pm »
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Why do people depend on each other? In the end you're on your own. I'm fine by myself now. I have all the skills I need to survive. I'm not a child anymore...
That's a lie. I don't know anything. I'm confused. I don't want to depend on anyone. How can I do that? Someone tell me... Someone? So I'll end up depending on others after all...

Squall leonheart from FF8 contradicts himself. I LOL every time i read that.
Cloud Killed Aerith! Sephiroth knocked her out and then Cloud drowned her!!!
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #108 on: March 20, 2007, 02:26:06 pm »
"'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
- Percy Shelley

"The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do."
- B.F. Skinner

"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance."
- Ali bin Abu-Talib

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #109 on: March 20, 2007, 03:45:46 pm »
I see babies cry,I watch them grow,they'll learn much more than I'll ever know.
                                                                      -Joey Ramone

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #110 on: March 22, 2007, 02:42:31 am »
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Crazy Calvin: Hah! Lighten up, buddy. You may only be 13, but bonking’s good for ya! Go on, have a good old bonk. Rock and Roll!
Sensible Sid: What has gotten into you today, Calvin?
My Media Studies coursework.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #111 on: March 22, 2007, 11:31:07 am »
Quote from: 'My Science Teacher'
Uh, no... does anyone have a lighter?

My science teacher was trying to light a bunsen burner during an experiment when she said that. We were all laughing our heads off.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #112 on: March 22, 2007, 11:58:47 am »
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Me:"BINGO!"

David:"AHHHH!!!!INFORMATION OVERLOAD!!!

Me:"Hello, INFORMATION OVERLOAD 1 and INFORMATION OVERLOAD 2.Did you know that HCN stands for hydrocyanic acid and was used as war gas......(barely-decipherable boff talk)......and also, Venus is highly poisonous.If heat suits were extensively developed and if toxic gas was palatable to our breathing organs and pressure was beyond lowered extremeties, although the chances of that are infinitesimally small then we could... "

Ben:"My tiny brain can't take all this information!!!"

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #113 on: March 22, 2007, 12:18:34 pm »
One said by my most popular, origonal character. Tim.

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Tim: It's hard to tell which end is your head and which is your ass with how much CRAP you say!
Cloud Killed Aerith! Sephiroth knocked her out and then Cloud drowned her!!!
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #114 on: March 23, 2007, 10:05:41 am »
"I don't even beleive in Jebus, AH! Save me Jebus!"~ Homer Simpson

"Wow, this reminds me of the time I out-farted Michael Moore...."~ Peter Griffin

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #115 on: March 23, 2007, 11:54:01 am »
Its been a while since I graced my own thread with my presense :D

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Anyone who can handle a needle convincingly can make us see a thread which is not there.
  - EH Gombrich
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
  - Kin Hubbard
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
  - Mark Twain
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
  - Evan Davis

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #116 on: March 23, 2007, 11:56:12 am »
Oh, and my favorite....

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #117 on: March 23, 2007, 12:52:21 pm »
Its been a while since I graced my own thread with my presents ^_^
Presents?! I want some!!

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #118 on: March 23, 2007, 01:01:02 pm »
Its been a while since I graced my own thread with my presents ^_^
Presents?! I want some!!
Me too!  ^_^

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #119 on: March 23, 2007, 01:49:32 pm »
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