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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #135 on: May 30, 2007, 05:46:30 pm »
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #136 on: May 31, 2007, 02:41:08 am »
"According to a recent study conducted by the Institute of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten"
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #137 on: June 02, 2007, 12:10:57 pm »
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #138 on: June 08, 2007, 02:13:56 am »
"There are times to be straight-down-the-line conventional; and there are times where you can be a bit off-centre, a bit wacky. This is wacky time."
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #139 on: June 09, 2007, 08:03:47 am »
The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a
peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #140 on: June 13, 2007, 11:08:56 am »
Quote from: Norwegian ship pilot
"Ladies and Yentlemen."

Quote from: Futurama
"Most of the video tapes were destroyed in 2243 during the second coming of Jesus."

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #141 on: June 13, 2007, 01:15:28 pm »
I was hooked on The People's court with J.Marilyn Milian...I LOVED when she would cut people off in the middle of the lies and say " We're done...We're done... Stick a fork in me...I'm done!"

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #142 on: June 26, 2007, 07:48:08 pm »
I love reading over all these quotes. I've actually started saving some onto my hard drive.

A personal favorite of mine: "You non-conformists are all alike."

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #143 on: June 26, 2007, 08:00:01 pm »
The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a
peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.
    --George w. Bush

Washington, DC
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Obviously that wasn't supposed to come out as it did :P

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #144 on: July 05, 2007, 11:49:07 am »
As a follow-up to this post here (by author's request ^_^)...
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"Rubbish! A tug that kisses another tug in public knows no sense," retorted Zorran obnoxiously. "Zero......"
"......Zilch......," put in Zak rudely.
"......Zip!" finished Zug cheekily.
"Zug!!!" burst out Zip indignantly.
That one made me ROFLMAO.
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"Best not try any more tricks, Zorran. It's what clowns and idiots are for!" joked Inigo.
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"Perfect," smiled Zug. "We can now break [the trackbed] down until the middle track is damaged."
"Don't you mean "up", Zug?" asked Zip.
"No I don't!"
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"Shouldn't have been so impatient then!" guffawed Ten-Cents.
"And you're supposed to wash that boiler with soap and water, not fish-oil and ice!" giggled Violet.
Thomas was definitely not amused.
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"And now for this morning's jobs...Top-Hat, you go and deal with the train-ferries at the railhead as well as some shunting."
"What! Shunting? Me?" exclaimed Top-Hat crossly. "I can't believe this! Why can't it be Puffa?"
"Stop being so high and mighty, you uppity old Grumpy Gresley of a tug!" growled Big Mac, annoyed.
"Yeah, what's Puffa ever done to you?" chipped in Ten-Cents.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #145 on: July 24, 2007, 09:05:56 pm »
"Nothing says, 'I have no idea what to get you,' quite like giant beige bath towels."
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #146 on: August 02, 2007, 10:32:38 am »
"Now, I have a machine gun ho ho ho." - Bruce Willis, die hard 

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #147 on: August 05, 2007, 08:43:21 am »
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #148 on: August 05, 2007, 10:01:24 am »
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
  - Albert Einstein

I see your Albert Einstein quote and raise you:

"It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."
- Ted Stevens

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #149 on: August 06, 2007, 05:47:05 am »
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
  - Albert Einstein

I see your Albert Einstein quote and raise you:

"It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."
- Ted Stevens

I'll reraise you a Frank Zappa quote!

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
  - Frank Zappa