I warn you; you may not get this one. This one is based on a similiar scenario to the SB ep Just One Bite. A secret chocoholic is on a diet; they're trying not to eat chocolate lest it wreck their waistline. But resisting temptation from the voice in their head and caving in to the delectable taste of a long fat Dairy Milk isn't as easy as they suspected.
My Chocolate
I shouldn’t be doing this.
Yes, you should.
But I’m on a diet.
Who cares?
What’s one gonna do to your complexion?
What’s one tiny
teeny
weeny
itsy
bitsy
Dairy Milk to you?
It’s only a few little squares.
In fact, 6 little squares.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
6 tiny squares
of milk chocolate goodness.
But I shouldn’t be doing this.
I repeat: yes, you should.
I repeat: I’m on a diet.
Of what?
Of those radioactive green rabbit guano balls they call vegetables?
It’s only 1 Dairy Milk.
What’s it gonna do?
And anyway, it’s good for you.
GOOD FOR YOU?!
Those are 6 rectangles of heart attack in purple foil!
No, I’m being good.
I’m sticking to my diet.
Then why are you reaching out,
trembling,
hesitating,
to unwrap the foil
from the sweet sweet chocolate?
(gulp) Oh, er, ah, er, I figured maybe, um, someone else, er - - -
And why are you licking your lips
in fevered hunger
and hungry anticipation??
Um, it’s one of my, ah - - - -
And why are you slipping
that long rectangle
of milky perfection out
and hiding it behind your back??!
Well, I, I, oh, I, ah, I, you, I, no, I, I don’t, I, I - - - - -A
nd why are you looking so nervous?
And why are you shuddering so much?
And why do you look so hungry?
And - - - - - - -
!!!!!
…
No, wait,
it’s not what you think - - -
this, this is a BIG misunderstanding,
you’ve got to believe me, I - - - -
listen, I’m telling you!!!
You’d better be listening to me!!!!
You want a bite of that Dairy Milk,
don't you?
------------
……
LEMME HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You shouldn’t be doing that.
Yes, I should!
But you’re on a diet.
Oh, who cares?!
What’s one tiny
teeny
weeny
itsy
bitsy
Dairy Milk to me?!
But I just remembered!
It’ll go right to your spots.
My spots?!
Tried to warn you.
Ye-ah... so random... XD
