Topic: Favorite Futurama Quotes

[Band8PGeek]

First there was Favorite SpongeBob Quotes...
...then Favorite Simpsons Quotes...
...and now the Quote Cavalry goes to Futurama!!

Al Gore: If we don't go back there and make the event happen, the entire universe will be destroyed. And as an environmentalist, I'm against that.
(Anthology of Interest 1)

Leela: Uh, were you just singing?
Bender: No, I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing. Court order.
(The Sting)

[VulturEMaN]

...and I'm about to combine them all into the Favorite quotes thread over in Everything Else....

[Thomas]

Lol.

I must be a robot, otherwise why would human women refuse to date me?" ~Fry (in a robot type of tone)

(Robot Mental Home)

[Band8PGeek]

Leela: Who would've thought that Hell would actually exist? And that it would be in New Jersey?
Fry: (with doubts) Actually...

(Hell is Other Robots; part of the running joke forever used in cartoons that New Jersey is an unpleasant place to live)

[Thomas]

"This is where I eat AND sleep!" ~Fry, removing his bedsheet that looks like a dinner table with food on it.

(can't remember what episode that was from...)

[Sb129]

"Bender cracked corn & I don't care, Bender cracked corn & I don't care,Bender crackedcorn & I don't care...Take that you stupid corn!" 
I'll think of more.

[Band8PGeek]

My fave Futurama character is Zoidberg, so here's a selection of Zoidberg semiliteracy:

"All right, so you're nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it." - Anthology of Interest 1
"Tell it to the claw!" - Anthology of Interest 1
"Are you coming on to me?"
President Truman: Wha-te-ger-I take exception to that!!
"I'm not hearing a no..." - Roswell that Ends Well

[VulturEMaN]

"Bender cracked corn & I don't care, Bender cracked corn & I don't care,Bender crackedcorn & I don't care...Take that you stupid corn!" 
I'll think of more.

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