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Spongebob Episode (fanfic) #1
« on: October 27, 2003, 03:26:50 pm »
Okay this is like what Patrick did. Old fanfic... new topic. I changed like a couple of words... but it's basically the same

Rated PG for mild violence and my weird & annoying sense of humor

Warning! Very insane story! You may be at risk to lose your sanity! Read at your own risk!

SpongeBob SquarePants Story 1

Scene I

Scene opens up at the Chum Bucket. Plankton gets an attack of the munchies as he goes to the kitchen to get something to eat.
Plankton: Hmm... I wonder if there’s anything to eat around here.
Plankton opens up the refrigerator and to his surprise it’s empty. Plankton angrily shuts it and yells...
Plankton: Alright, who ate all the food?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I did.
Plankton: What?! There’s no way you could have eaten that much!
Patrick Star: Boy, he sure did.
Plankton: What the barnacle are you doing here?! This isn’t a blasted party! You both get out right now!
SpongeBob: Alright. C’mon Pat.
SpongeBob and Patrick both leave the scene.
Plankton: Now that’s better! (Turns around and sees Patrick and SpongeBob) What the barnacle?! How did you two get back in here?!
Patrick and SpongeBob both look at each other, smile, and start wiggling their fingers.
Patrick and SpongeBob: It’s magic!
Plankton is now ticked off as he goes Super Robot Mode and charges up for a Bucket Blast.
Plankton: NOW GET OUT NOW! OR ELSE I’LL BLAST YOU OUT!
SpongeBob: Pat run! He’s really serious! (Patrick and SpongeBob run away)
Plankton: (Laughing) What cowards! Ha-ha-ha!
Plankton goes back to normal and walks in his lab.
Karen: Plankton! Did you scare poor SpongeBob and Patrick away again?   
Plankton: I had to computer. They ate all the food in the house!
Karen: Then why don’t you go to the store and get some more food?
Plankton: What?! Me?! No way! I refuse!
Karen: C’mon Plankton. I’m busy with all the restaurant work at least you can do something for a change.
Plankton: NO! There is no restaurant work anyway… no one comes here.
Karen: (Sounding ticked) If you don’t then I won’t obey your commands anymore!
Plankton: You wouldn’t!
Karen: Oh yes, I can! I can hold it off for months, even years if I have to.
Plankton: Oh.... Alright! Fine! I’ll go!
Karen: Thank you Plankton. (Plankton leaves)
Plankton: (Thinking) Tartar sauce! I wonder if Krabs has to put up with any of this!

Scene II

Scene opens up with Plankton at the Barg’N-Mart parking lot.
Plankton: (Thinking) Fish paste! How could I just let Karen talk me into doing this! I’m a plankton! No computer can tell me what to do! (Plankton turns to his left) (Thinking) Oh no! It’s Krabs! What’s he doing here?! Maybe if I walk away he won’t notice me.
Eugene H. Krabs: Hey, Plankton!
Plankton: (Thinking) Barnacles! He noticed me! Hmm.... If I don’t respond back to him he won’t leave me alone. (Turns towards Mr. Krabs) Hey, Krabs! How ya doing? (Quickly turns away) (Thinking) “How ya doing?” What the barnacle am I saying?! I’ve got an image to keep up! (Turns back) Krabs! What are you doing here?!
Mr. Krabs: (Thinking) “How ya doing?” That’s the strangest thing that Plankton has ever said to me. Maybe he’s on drugs. I should try to convince him that drugs are bad and that he should stop. (Mr. Krabs starts talking slowly and making hand motions so Plankton can understand him) Hello Plankton. How are you today? I am just fine.
Plankton: Krabs you idiot! Why are you talking to me like that?! Do you think that I’m on drugs or something?!
Mr. Krabs: (Still doing the slow talking and hand movements) Right. Now, Plankton, drugs are bad and you should stop using them.
Plankton: KRABS YOU BARNACLE-HEAD!! WHY THE BARNACLE DO YOU THINK THAT I’M DOING DRUGS?!
Mr. Krabs: (Thinking) He seems to be acting normal now. I guess he’s not on drugs.
Plankton: As I was saying, before you thought that I was doing drugs, what are you doing here?
Mr. Krabs: Umm... I had to get more food because Patrick came in and ate it all.
Plankton: Same here except SquarePants ate all the food for me.
Mr. Krabs: Say Plankton, how about you and me hang out and go shopping?
Plankton: What?! No way!
Mr. Krabs: C’mon Plankton. It’ll be fun.
Plankton: No! I’m only here because Karen forced me to!
Mr. Krabs: (Laughing) What?! A great plankton like you is being pushed around by a computer?!
Plankton: Well look who’s talking Mister-I’m-the-richest-in-the-universe-but-afraid-of-my-mom!
Mr. Krabs: C’mon Plankton. Are we going in or not?
Plankton: I’m going in alone and if I catch you following me, I’ll go Super Robot Mode on your blasted rear end.

Scene III

Scene opens up with Mr. Krabs and Plankton in the Barg’N-Mart. Strange enough, inside the Barg’N-Mart the food seemed to all be half-eaten or not eaten at all. Some of the counters and cash registers were even eaten and the food was everywhere. Mr. Krabs dropped to his knees from this dreadful sight. Then he picked up what was left of some twenty dollar bills as the eaten money shredded straight through Mr. Krabs’ claws and, in a movie like fashion, yelled...
Mr. Krabs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (We all know how much he loves money)
Plankton: What happened here?
Mr. Krabs: (Crying) I don’t know but this is terrible. It must have been the Dirty Bubble!
Plankton: Krabs! Bubble is locked up in jail!
Mr. Krabs: Oh... then it must’ve been ManRay!
Plankton: He’s in jail too!
Mr. Krabs: Then the Atomic Flounder! I knew it all along!
Plankton: Are you brain dead?! He retired about ten years ago!
Mr. Krabs: Oh... then let’s go see Squidward. Maybe he can help us out.
Plankton: When I get a hold of this guy I’m gonna make him wish that he never did this! If I don’t get the food soon, then Karen will never obey me again.
Mr. Krabs: What? She convinced you with that?
Plankton: Shut up Krabs! Mind your own business!

Scene IV

Scene opens up at Squidward’s house.
Mr. Krabs: Hey Mister Squidward!
Squidward J. Tentacles: Oh... hi Mr. Krabs… What are you doing here?
Mr. Krabs: Plankton and I went to the store and everything was destroyed. I thought it was the Dirty Bubble, ManRay, or the Atomic Flounder that did it but Plankton said no. C’mon Mister Squidward, tell Plankton that I’m right.
Squidward: .........
Plankton: ...........
Mr. Krabs: What is everyone so silent?
Squidward: Uh... Mr. Krabs... Plankton is right. The Dirty Bubble, ManRay, and the Atomic Flounder are all in jail or retired. The Dirty Bubble and ManRay may have come back twice already but I doubt they’ll ever come back again.
The Dirty Bubble enters the scene for no apparent reason.
The Dirty Bubble: That’s what you think! (Starts doing disco)
SpongeTron enters the scene and cuts the Dirty Bubble in half.
SpongeTron: Disco is dead! And so are you!
SpongeTron runs away while doing a boy band dance and finishing with the Matrix.
Plankton: What was that?!
Squidward: Uh... Maybe we should ignore that... Anyways I saw on the news that this type of thing is happening all over the world!
Mr. Krabs and Plankton: WHAT?!
Squidward: We will probably need the others until we know what we’re up against. So let’s go get Squilliam first.

Scene V

Scene opens up at Squilliam’s house.
Mr. Krabs: What the?!
Plankton: Most of it is destroyed!
Squidward: We better check if Squilliam is okay!
The three sea creatures went into the house and see that the furniture is trashed and the refrigerator door is missing (the food was also gone of course). Then something came out of the rubble. It was Squilliam and he was... naked? Plankton picked up some clothes off the floor and tossed it to him. Squilliam put them on.
Mr. Krabs: What happened?
Squilliam Fancyson: Well something came into my house and it moved too fast for me to see. First it ate my furniture, then my clothes, and then... MY UNI-BROW!
Everyone took a closer look and saw Squilliam without his uni-brow.
Plankton: By the looks of things I would have guessed that your rich evil wife did this to you!
Squilliam: (Glaring at Plankton) She’s out somewhere. I was just sitting here watching the news about something eating everything in the ocean. Just my luck that it comes to my house.
Voice from afar: NOOOOOOOO! DON’T EAT THEM! AAAAAAH!
Squilliam: That sounded like Larry! Quick! Let’s get to Muscle Beach!

Scene VI

Scene opens up at Muscle Beach.
Squilliam: Larry! Are you.... okay?
Larry T. Lobster: DO I LOOK LIKE I’M OKAY?! THAT CREATURE ATE ALL THE BABES THAT I WAS ABOUT TO DATE!!
Everyone else: ..........
Mr. Krabs: Uh... What did it look like?
Larry: Let’s see... It was fast, fat, and wearing the strangest clothes I’ve ever seen.
Mr. Krabs: Neptune! It’s the Killer Shrimp!
Squilliam: .......
Larry: ..........
Plankton: ..........
Squidward: Mr. Krabs... will you stop thinking that it’s some enemy that is already in jail?!
Mr. Krabs: (Ignoring Squidward) Let’s see... by fast you mean incredibly slow, by fat you mean huge, and by strange clothes you mean strange clothes... Neptune! It’s Bubble Bass!
Plankton: Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha!
Squidward: Neptune...
Squilliam: Wow! When did Mr. Krabs get this much of a memory loss?
Squidward: C’mon. Let’s call the others to meet us here. I’ll go get Scooter.
A while later...
Tom the fish: Hey Squidward! Anything interesting happen at Goo Lagoon?
Squidward: No, not much. Other then Don running around in his underwear shouting “I am Superman! Whoosh!” Oh yeah! Bill says hi and called me his “Special little friend.” Do any of you know what he meant?
John the fish: Well... Uh....
Scooter the fish: Ah-h-h-hlright! Now if we’re going to find this thing we’re going to hah-h-h-hve to probah-h-h-hbly wah-h-h-htch the news to get a clue on its whereah-h-h-hbouts, dude.
Mr. Krabs: Scooter. We already know who it is! It’s Bubble Bass!
Plankton: Krabs! That was funny the first time but now it’s just stupid.
Mr. Krabs: What’s not funny?
Plankton: ....Never mind....
Larry: Oh, I know this answer! C! Girls! Final answer!
Everyone looks at the TV and sees the show “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?”
Meredith: Oh, I’m sorry the answer was girls.
Larry: See! I told you!
Scooter: I’m not even going to ah-h-h-hsk how you knew thah-h-h-ht, dude.
Larry: Well... when you’re a lifeguard like me you know these things.
Squilliam: That’s kind of sad.
Plankton: Turn off this crap and turn it to the news!
Meredith: Now for the fastest finger question... What the heck is that thing? (Camera goes out) What the?! He’s eating everything! Hey! Get away from me! AH! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!
Scooter: Well, I guess thah-h-h-ht’s our cue, dude.

Scene VII

Scene opens up at New York.
Scooter: Stop right there you... No wah-h-h-hy, dude!
Plankton: Impossible!
Squidward: What the?!
Mr. Krabs: ...That doesn’t look like Bubble Bass!
The creature turns around and it’s... PATRICK SQUAREPANTS (Only now it’s the real thing: SpongeBob and Patrick fused)! Patrick SquarePants looks at the sea creatures with Meredith’s leg sticking out of his mouth. He smiles and sucks it in like spaghetti.
Plankton: You! You’re the one behind this?!
Patrick SquarePants: Heh-heh-heh! Yup!
Plankton: Star! SquarePants! Defuse right now!
Patrick SquarePants: Patrick and SpongeBob no longer have control over me! I knew that when they fused correctly I would never exist again. So I waited, waited for the moment when they messed up again. That moment has finally come and I refuse to defuse! They will stay like this... FOREVER! HA-HA-HA! And I’m also going to eat this ocean and then... THE WORLD! HA-HA-HA!
Plankton: I’m giving you one last chance before I kick your blasted rear end!
Patrick SquarePants: (Gives Plankton a double birdie) (Bleep!) You barnacle-head!
Plankton: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU LITTLE BARNACLE?!
Plankton explodes into Super Robot Mode x2 and fires a Bucket Blast. Then he fires hundreds of blasts at him.
Mr. Krabs: Plankton...
Plankton: Krabs they deserved that...
When the smoke cleared, Patrick SquarePants doesn’t have a scratch on him.
Patrick SquarePants: (Laughing) Did you think you could beat me? I’m far more powerful than all of you! (Goes Ultimate Robot Mode) I’ve found the secret to this power. I can stay in it as long as I want and I won’t lose any power!
Plankton: TARTAR SAUCE! Now we’ll never beat him!
Mr. Krabs: Yes we can! We must form Eugene Plankton to beat him!
Plankton: What?! No way!
Mr. Krabs: C’mon Plankton! It’s the only hope for the world!
Plankton: .........Oh, alright!
Mr. Krabs: Thanks Plankton.
Mr. Krabs and Plankton fuse into Eugene Plankton and go Super Robot Mode x2.
Eugene Plankton: Now you little punk! I’m going to send you to Davy Jones’ locker!
Patrick SquarePants: We’ll see about that!
Eugene Plankton rushes towards Patrick SquarePants, grabs his shirt and gets ready to punch him. Patrick SquarePants just smiles at him.
Eugene Plankton: Can’t... hit... him... he’s... too... FAT!
Out of frustration, Eugene Plankton goes Ultimate Robot Mode and slams his fist into Patrick SquarePants. Eugene Plankton starts to slam Patrick SquarePants everywhere in the studio. Patrick SquarePants shoots a couple of blasts at Eugene Plankton. Eugene Plankton deflects all of the blasts and Patrick SquarePants gets behind him and hits Eugene Plankton to the ground.
Eugene Plankton: I gotta admit. You’re pretty tough for a little fat barnacle-head.
Patrick SquarePants: Heh-heh... Maybe now I’ll show you my ultimate attack! (Patrick SquarePants turns around and bends down) Silent, but deadly SUPER ULTRA MEGA FART ATTACK!
Eugene Plankton was confused that nothing seemed to happen. For no apparent reason Eugene Plankton moved out of the way where the fart-beam would have hit. A couple seconds after he moved, the wall behind where he was exploded. And beyond that wall, several islands and mountains exploded as well.
Eugene Plankton: What the barnacle was that?!
Patrick SquarePants: Do you still feel like a big man now? You can never defeat me!
And with that Patrick SquarePants starts to hit Eugene Plankton everywhere, beating the heck out of him. After a huge beating, Eugene Plankton falls to the ground and defuses.
Plankton: Fish paste! How did he get this strong?!
Mr. Krabs: I guess SS4Gohan has a strange sense of humor.
Patrick SquarePants: Alright! Who’s next?
Scooter and Squilliam step up and fuse into Scooter Fancyson!
Patrick SquarePants: So you’re next? Fine.
Squidward: And so am I! (Goes Super Robot Mode)
Patrick SquarePants: Two against one? That’s not fair! But it won’t do ya any good! I’m stronger than both of you!
Squidward and Scooter Fancyson charge towards Patrick SquarePants as he starts to fire a lot of blasts. Squidward and Scooter Fancyson split up. Squidward elbows Patrick SquarePants in the back and Scooter Fancyson hits him up into the air and Squidward kicks him down to the ground where he crashes. Patrick SquarePants gets up and wipes the blood from his mouth and smiles.
Patrick SquarePants: Hmm... Is that is? Alright time to get serious!
Patrick SquarePants charges at Scooter Fancyson and Squidward and kicks both of them in the back of their heads. Scooter Fancyson gets behind Patrick SquarePants while Squidward gets in front as they try that kung fu fighting on Patrick SquarePants. Patrick SquarePants dodges all the punches and kicks, grabs both of their heads, and hits them together. Then Patrick SquarePants grabs Scooter Fancyson’s leg and throws him into Squidward. As they both fall to the ground, Patrick SquarePants flies below them and holds out his hands as each of their backs hit his hands and Patrick SquarePants unleashes two huge blasts from his hands. Scooter Fancyson and Squidward hit a wall and slowly get back up, ready for round 2.
Tom: Wow! This fight is intense!
John: No doubt...
Tom: Is that all you ever say about these fights? “No doubt”?
John: No... I say plenty of things!
Fred the fish: Yay! I finally get to say something!
Tom: How come we never win any fights and always get our butts kicked?
John: I don’t know. Maybe because we’re not as cool or great as the main characters.
Tom: Well, at least we get paid a lot.
John: Oh yeah? How much do you get?
Tom: $10,000. And you?
John: ...........
Tom: You’re hiding something.
John: (Smiling) No I’m not!
Tom: Yes you are! You’re getting paid more than me?!
John: Well... uh...
Tom: It’s true! You are!
John: Hey! Listen, Fred gets paid a lot more than the both of us combined!
Tom: WHAT?! But how?! He rarely ever appears anymore!
Fred: It depends on how much they want you dude!
Tom: How much does he get paid?
John: ..... $5,000,000........
Tom: WHAT?! PER EPISODE?!
John: ..... Per scene........
Tom: WHAT?!
Meanwhile during that conversation, some unimportant flights took place and now back to the action.
Scooter: This is bah-h-h-hd! He’s too strong, dude!
(Oh yeah! Scooter Fancyson defused)
Squidward: Yeah! Real bad!
Squilliam: Aw, man! How are we going to beat him now?
Scooter: We don’t. We just need to stah-h-h-hll him a little longer until Mr. Krabs ah-h-h-hnd Plankton cah-h-h-hn fuse ah-h-h-hgain, dude.
Squilliam: But last time they tried that they lost.
Scooter: I know. But mah-h-h-hybe they cah-h-h-hn think of something, dude.
Scooter, Squidward, and Squilliam start to stall Patrick SquarePants.
Plankton: The hour is up. We must fuse again.
Mr. Krabs: Right! But this time hold your fist out.
Plankton: What?!
Mr. Krabs: If we form incorrectly we’ll be fatter and we just might beat him.
Plankton: You’re crazy!
Mr. Krabs: Let’s at least try!
Plankton: .......I don’t know why I’m doing this.
Mr. Krabs: Alright! Let’s do it!
Mr. Krabs and Plankton form into Plankton Krabs.
Squidward: Oh no...
Squilliam: They fused wrong!
Scooter: This might be pah-h-h-hrt of their plah-h-h-hn, dude.
Patrick SquarePants: Well, well, well, what do we have here?
Plankton Krabs: I’m fat and chubby! Chubby, chubby, chubby!
Everyone: ........
Patrick SquarePants: Right.... Now you gonna fight?
Plankton Krabs: Yup! Bring it tubby! (Goes Ultimate Robot Mode)
Patrick SquarePants and Plankton Krabs start to have a sumo fight. Pretty soon Patrick SquarePants flies away.
Patrick SquarePants: ENOUGH! Now time to finish you! (Turns around and bends down) Silent, but deadly...
Plankton Krabs: (Turns around and bends down) Silent, but deadly...
Patrick SquarePants and Plankton Krabs: SUPER ULTRA MEGA FART ATTACK!
The two fart beams hit and a crater appears around Patrick SquarePants and Plankton Krabs. Both sea creatures are using all of their power to win. (Yeah, using all their power. Imagine what that looks like ;-])
Scooter: .....This hah-h-h-hs got to be the most disturbing thing thah-h-h-ht I’ve ever seen, dude.
Squilliam: Yeah.
Tom: Man! IT STINKS IN HERE!!
Squilliam: Just one more reason why I hate having a big nose.
Just when everyone thought that things couldn’t get any worse, Sandy drove up to the studio and came in.
Plankton Krabs: Sandy? What are you doing here?
Sandy Cheeks: Here, these are for y’all! (Tosses a small bag towards Plankton Krabs)
Plankton Krabs: Nuts?
Sandy: Heck no! My acorns! My own special recipe! These are downright powerful so y’all should only eat…
(Plankton Krabs scarfs down the whole bag)
Sandy: YOU IDIOT! ONE WAS AN ASSURED VICTORY BUT Y’ALL ATE THE WHOLE BAG! YOU’LL KILL US ALL!!
Plankton Krabs: Hmm... I don’t feel any... (Stomach growls)
Sandy: (Quickly turns to the others) EVERYONE! GET DOWN! HE’S GONNA BLOW!!!
Everyone gets down and Plankton Krabs unleashes the mother of all farts and the back part of his pants blows off. The studio explodes and a crater 50 miles wide appears where the studio was.
Patrick SquarePants: Can’t... hold... on... his... fart... is... too... STROOOOONG!!
Patrick SquarePants gets hit by the fart-beam and falls down. Patrick SquarePants and Plankton Krabs defuse. Patrick and SpongeBob wake up.
Patrick: Where are we?... Eww! SpongeBob! You’re all stinky!
SpongeBob: I wouldn’t be talking!
Patrick: Mr. Krabs, what happened?
Mr. Krabs: Well Patrick, let’s just say we all had a blast! (Starts laughing)
Everyone: ........
Mr. Krabs: (Slowly stops laughing)
Out of the sky a camera falls down and hits Squilliam on the head.
Everyone but Squilliam: (Laughing)

The End

Yeah I know it was stupid... but oh well

-SS4Gohan

spongebobDF329

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Spongebob Episode (fanfic) #1
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2003, 03:42:29 pm »
Wow, lllooooooonnngggg... It's funny though, good job!  :original:  

SS4Gohan

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Spongebob Episode (fanfic) #1
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2003, 03:44:59 pm »
Heh all my fanfics are really long because I always have more to write  :biggrin:  

Foxxie

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Spongebob Episode (fanfic) #1
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2003, 04:53:30 pm »
wow, thats a really nice fic...great job!!  :happy:  

Banshee 1919

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Re: Spongebob Episode (fanfic) #1
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2007, 09:49:41 pm »
That was funny!!! XD XD XD XD
Make a different version where Gerard Way and Plankton fuse together and are pitted against Georgebob Bushpants (George W. Bush and Spongebob combined)