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Mandatory Stereotype
« on: February 18, 2007, 01:50:06 pm »
Because I said so.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a dolphin noise.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.


I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small dolphin noise.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling dolphin noise.

My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I知 a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I知 a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I知 a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I知 CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I知 WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I知 not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have/had a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic dolphin noise.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I知 STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo痴

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I知 GAY so I知 after EVERY straight guy around.

I don稚 want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am offended by this so I MUST have no sense of humor.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2007, 08:33:54 pm by Elizabeth Rose »

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2007, 05:26:46 pm »
word

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2007, 10:58:28 am »
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

Replace lesbian with gay guy and you actually got me XD

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 11:06:27 pm »
Delicious copypasta?

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 11:18:09 pm »
naa i think rabble added/edited in a few :)

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2007, 01:25:26 am »
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a dolphin noise.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. (Optional: I don't know what a gamer is.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (I know, I contradict myself, but I'm bi-curious.)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling dolphin noise.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have/had a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic dolphin noise.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2007, 01:37:18 pm »
You must be the rudest person on earth. Yes I'm an eleven year old girl. None of what you said was right, plus it's MEAN. And offensive, you know. Did you even THINK about anyone else when you typed that? JEEZ.

"I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay." *Beeps a button 2 times* WRONG. I have 2 friends that are guys and, um...hold on. Lemme count. and SEVEN girls who are my friends (well, more than seven...lol). None of us are gay. You're SO totally WRONG on that.
My name's Nicki. What now, you're gonna say the name Nicki means you're gay? No, cause it's not true.

NOTE: I'm tryin' not to be rude, but what YOU said was ruder then what I'm sayin'. :angry:
- My name really IS Nicki, I didn't just use it on the example. :wacko:
« Last Edit: February 27, 2007, 01:58:22 pm by VulturEMaN »

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2007, 01:57:40 pm »
elly...do you know the meaning of the word stereotype?

Stereotype: a standardized mental picture that is held in common by members of a group that represents an oversimplified opinion, prejudiced attitude, or uncritical judgment.

nowadays society seems to think that stereotypes are ok, as in all muslims are towelheaded terrorists who want to kill us, and most of america is stupid enough to believe this.

I'm fairly sure that rabble was just expressing her hate of stereotypes, especially of the ones that she bolded.

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2007, 07:56:11 am »
You must be the rudest person on earth. Yes I'm an eleven year old girl. None of what you said was right, plus it's MEAN. And offensive, you know. Did you even THINK about anyone else when you typed that? JEEZ.

"I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay." *Beeps a button 2 times* WRONG. I have 2 friends that are guys and, um...hold on. Lemme count. and SEVEN girls who are my friends (well, more than seven...lol). None of us are gay. You're SO totally WRONG on that.
My name's Nicki. What now, you're gonna say the name Nicki means you're gay? No, cause it's not true.

NOTE: I'm tryin' not to be rude, but what YOU said was ruder then what I'm sayin'. :angry:
- My name really IS Nicki, I didn't just use it on the example. :wacko:

Study and work hard, think before you leap, walk before you talk.

Think and study before you post.

Let me add a few:

I'm older than you, so I MUST be smarter than you.
I like dinosaurs and ancient lifeforms, so I MUST be a freak.
I like to learn, so I MUST be a nerd.
Cloud Killed Aerith! Sephiroth knocked her out and then Cloud drowned her!!!
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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2007, 11:25:28 am »
Here are some that I hate people (who used to be my school friends) implying to me:

I'm friends with boys so they MUST be my boyfriends.

I'm a kid so I MUST not know how to spell.

I'm good at English so I MUST be a retard.

I like Astronomy, U2 and birds (animal kind!!) so I MUST be genetically altered/weird.

I like working on my own so I MUST have no friends.
"Do you mock me?"

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2007, 04:01:12 pm »
I'm good at English so I MUST be a retard.

Umm....I don't get that one...

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2007, 06:23:47 pm »
I guess kids these days call each other things like that when someone doesnt meet the social norm.  ie: When they're not a dumbass and they actually know how do things in school...That makes em "gay" or "retarded".

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2007, 08:39:58 pm »
I thought it was always like that...lol

I was called a retard for writing brilliant poetry.

I'm particularly gifted with the ability to write 20-30 good haiku at a sitting :)

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2007, 12:13:17 am »
I was called a retard for writing brilliant poetry.
And I was called a retard for working on higher level in ICT one time. Fortunately, that was just one kid. And he's dead now. *laughs manically*

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2007, 01:01:47 am »
You must be the rudest person on earth. Yes I'm an eleven year old girl. None of what you said was right, plus it's MEAN. And offensive, you know. Did you even THINK about anyone else when you typed that? JEEZ.

"I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay." *Beeps a button 2 times* WRONG. I have 2 friends that are guys and, um...hold on. Lemme count. and SEVEN girls who are my friends (well, more than seven...lol). None of us are gay. You're SO totally WRONG on that.
My name's Nicki. What now, you're gonna say the name Nicki means you're gay? No, cause it's not true.

NOTE: I'm tryin' not to be rude, but what YOU said was ruder then what I'm sayin'. :angry:
- My name really IS Nicki, I didn't just use it on the example. :wacko:

You should bold the very last one, fits you well.

Anyways I hate sterotypes, and the bold ones aren't the ones That I hate, their the ones I am accused of.

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2007, 05:25:03 am »
You're a jew?!?! GET AWAY! You will jew me out!! :angry:


Just kidding..

Please don't hurt me bridget..

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2007, 09:47:31 am »
I wish I could show those morons at my school those things.. but they'll just laugh and I'll go home with a lot of pain and I'll feel like there's no reason for life anymore. Believe me, that really happned to me. You can't get a point across to them.  :angry:

Here's a few more -

I have long hair, so I MUST be a metal-head
I have mental disabilites, so I MUST not understand anything
I walk awkardly, so I MUST be retarded

Bold ones are ones I've been accused of.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2007, 10:41:30 am by David »

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2007, 10:39:02 am »
I'm over the age of 13, therefore I MUST want sex.
I'm a teenage girl, therefore I MUST want sex.
I'm a teenage lad, therefore I MUSt be afraid of commitment.

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« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2007, 06:07:20 pm »
I have a lot of male friends, so I MUST SECRETELY LIKE THEM. I like bananas more than apples, so I MUST BE PERVERTED. Im redneck, so I MUST BE IGNORANT AND RACIST. Im christian, so I MUST WANT TO CONVERT EVERYBODY INTO MY RELIGION. I wear glasses, so I MUST BE A NERD.

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2007, 05:13:03 am »
While some of those really are excessively stupid stereotypes, some of them make no damned sense.
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I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
Well I dunno, there's your sudden bursts of "hey guyz I just cybered with Splapp" and all that.
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I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
Yeah I save every bit of sick hentai or whatever I find for the lulz, yet I'm a normal, virgin-eyed person who only thinks of consensual sex.
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Wait, what?

Seriously, normality is overrated.
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I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
See above. If you don't want people stereotyping you, try not to live up to your stereotypes.
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I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
Can't argue with that, it really IS a stupid stereotype.
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I don稚 want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
Saying "IGUANA, I'm GAY" once in a while, trying really hard to prove that it's true might help enforce that one.

Also some of these only apply to one single gender.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2007, 01:06:45 am by GoofyTime »

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2007, 06:28:12 am »
While some of those really are excessively stupid stereotypes, some of them make no damned sense.

You missed the point. ALL of these are excessively stupid stereotypes, because almost all stereotypes are rediculous.

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2007, 06:39:11 am »
I meant stuff like "I draw anime", since anime is japanese for "animation" (Drawing in the medium would be known as "manga") and "I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted."

And tons other mistakes. Also the gender specific questions. I didn't know my male Swedish friend was a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian. But hey, knowing is half the battle.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2007, 06:41:41 am by GoofyTime »

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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2007, 06:51:29 am »


I'm friends with boys so they MUST be my boyfriends.

I cant stand when people say that about me also!

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Re: Mandatory Stereotype
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2007, 07:34:34 am »
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
err... this doesn't make any sense.