Girl Gnawer: So let me get this straight so I can get my recognition circuits back in order. You’re Madam Fate and she’s Nurze Z?
Madam Fate: No, I’m Madam Fate.
Nurze Z: No, you’re Madam Fate.
Dr V: I thought you were Madam Fate.
Nurze Z: No, I’m Nurze Z.
Madam Fate: And I’m Nurze Z. Oh, I, I, I mean Madam Fate!
Dr V: But you said you were Nurze Z, and how can there be ---
Nurze Z: Look, she’s Nurze Z and I’m Madam Fate!
Madam Fate: No, I am!
Nurze Z: yes you are! And I’m Nurze Z! So who’s Madam Fate?
Madam Fate: You are!
Nurze Z: No you are!
Madam Fate: Shut up, you are!
Nurze Z: No, I’m Nurze Z!
Madam Fate: MADAM FATE!
Nurze Z: NURZE Z!
Dr V: DR V!
Nisco: COSMO!!
(Everyone pauses to look at him)
Nisco: Sorry. It seemed right.
Ruth: CUT!!! OK, who told Gary that the Confusion Ray was an X-Ray?
Gary: Sorry, I, I just, Madam Fate looks so good in those lavender thongs! And she---
Nisco: Gary, please. We don’t wanna know. Lie down before you hurt yourself.
